Who: Jeff, or a Jeff anyway. And whoever wants first dibs on meeting him... but there will be ample opportunity to meet him later on.
What: TIME PARADOX
When: Evening of January 4th.
Where: IN THE BITTER COLD OF THE GREAT OUTDOORS.
Warnings: Depends on who shows up now doesn't it.

( THIS ISN'T THREED... )

What: BLIND DATES!
Who: Anyone who was sent a note with an E# & F# table numbers.
Where: Off-campus restaurant. AND BEYOND!
When: November 19th
Warnings: Who knows depending who is here.

[The third group's restaurant is a rotating fancy restaurant, the tallest in all of FDC! The place is high up in the air, and you can see all of the city from above! It slowly moves around itself so you can see the city from 360 degrees.The menu has all sorts of things. Still expensive, however, but you've been given a 100$ budget for eating each!

The lighting is dim, with flickering, oil candles on every table. The place is decorated in stylish black and browns, with reddish lanterns hanged on top. The overhead music is half traditional Italian love songs, half that band you don't remember the name of and sometimes a little song sneaks in. Your servers are all dressed up for the occasion, and speak broken English and talk-like-a-dis despite the menu not being 100% Italian.

Beside each candle, there's a card. Each card has a different letter-number combination.

Find your table!

OH YEAH AND FEEL FREE TO LEAVE THE RESTAURANT AND GO ANYWHERE ELSE!]

Who: Everybody ever
What: OPEN LOG! ROOMIE LOG
Where: Your dorm room and beyond
When: From November 16-24
Warnings: Don't even get me started.

You heard the "what"! It's a roomie log! What does this mean for our dudes? It's a good way to build CR between characters who are meant to interact on a daily basis, but somehow you never really get the chance to stick them together otherwise, in logs or commentspam or whatever! Here is a good chance.

Before you start a thread, I'd suggest getting the okay from the other character's mun just in case. Basically, just add a thread with the room number (and date/time, if it matters) and take it where you will! Go crazy, do whatever. Story swapping. Bed jumping. Nail painting. Slug wars in sleeping bags. ~It can be yours, my friend, as long as you make a thread.~

Don't just limit yourself to one thread, either. If it so appeases you, you could hold a thread with more than just two characters (Man cave in BE-01), or if that one thread between your two dudes wasn't enough, make another one for a different time. Have fun, guys! Get ready to bug your roommates and next-door neighbors. BLOCK PARTY BLOCK PARTY and then the RAs kicked everyone out.

Who: Otacon, Porygon-Z and YOU
What: Computer technicians answer your questions and repair your mechanical shit. EXPERIMENTAL LOG OF EVERY KIND!
Where: HERE, THERE EVERYWHERE...okay no Otacon's workroom and CYBERSPACE
When: October 11th-October 22nd
Warnings: TECHNOBABBLE AHOY.

Ahh! The life of a computer technician and repairman. Mostly filled with solitude and questions of the knowledgeable. Thankless for the most part. For someone like Otacon, however, a welcome career change compared to the dangerous times at shadow Moses of what nearly seems like forever ago. His time at Smash Academy has been, for the most part, pretty amazing. Like Neris. Okay especially Neris. But lo! Work calls and with work, the needs of a man and his Pokemon assistance to HELP THE MASSES in achieving perfect computer singularity.

Of course there are those who can't know the difference between ROM and RAM, Hard Drive and Toaster. But that's what they're here for! He has so much hope for the future of tomorrow.

Maybe he's due for a little real life lesson, Smash Academy style.

Or maybe you just really want your computer repaired.

( Log Explanations )

Who: The fine citizens of Smash Academy and one Maxwell Labs.
What: Bothering one of your friendly neighborhood RAs. FOR SCIENCE.
When: September 22-October 7
Where: AE02 [On the first floor of the dorms!] / The hallways if he is on a round.
Rating: SCIENTIFIC MYSTERY RATING.

While over the first weekend after the poison incident the little whiteboard outside his door had "Out of Town" scrawled on it, as of that Sunday night it had been a steady "In." Maxwell had been holed up working on whatever sort of scientific things it was that he was working on at the time, appearing out of the room when it was time for his rounds or he was actually in classes.

But, as he had said it would be, his door was always open when he was there.

Depending on the time, there might have been a pot of tea brewing! Or perhaps a myriad of strange recording equipment littering the coffee table. Uh…? Well ok.

[TALK TO A NERD. Office log/open log/shenanigans/discussing room mates/etc. ETC. For the benefit of everyone you can include

Date & Time:
Open or Closed Door: Basically is it open or private. If it is open, interlopers can happen (and are at times encouraged :D).

OKAY THANKS GUYS HAVE FUN.]

Who: Ulki, misbehaving students
What: DETENTION or if you really want, it can be an office log. for you to intrude on ulku.
Where: In the dungeon. Ulki's dungeon. ffffine detention room
When: from September 21st - October 10th
Warnings: NOBODY KNOWS

( ooc tl;dr crap for you to read! )

Who: Maxwell and Lash
What: DATECATION
When: Friday-Sunday.
Where: Holy crap is that a farm.
Rating: GOATS

It had been simple enough. A combination of the sentiments of "Would you like to go somewhere" and "YOU HAVE A FARM." In light of neither of them really knowing what was a good idea for dates or where to go or… anything, really, he'd made the offer to take her out to see it a bit before everyone else.

She had obviously agreed, because there they were all cozied up in a tank. It had been… an interesting couple of hours. They were almost there!

…But not quite yet.

"What was this song again? Press?"

Who: Anyone!
What: Meteor shower time! SO INTENSE
Where: Anywhere you choose~
When: futuredated, Thursday, August 12th. Any time that's dark is good for seeing stars, 8 or later; it goes in to the early morning of the 13th, too.

( A night full of shooting stars )

Who: Anyone!
What: A firefly festival.
When: Futuredated August 3-6

( AND THEN SHOCKY JUST COPYPASTED THE INTRO TO LAST YEAR'S LOG. )

Who: Lots of people
What: The opening day of the cafe!
Where: The cafe
When: July 30th

Part 1 is right here!
Part 2 is right here!

( ...Too many cupcakes. )

Who: Lots of people
What: The opening day of the cafe
Where: The cafe
When: July 30th

Here's part 1!

( So many cupcakes~ )

Part 3 is calling you.

Who: Lots of people
What: The opening day of the cafe!
Where: The cafe
When: July 30th

This is the cafe chat log right here! This is Part 1, reformatted by me and mostly Angela. ♥

( Mmmmm, cupcakes~ ♥ )

Continue to part 2?
Or skip to part 3?

Who: Anyone!
What: A Giant Defense Robot has been switched to Attack Mode.
When: Tuesday night during animal event
Warnings: CARNAGE AND CHAOS. Oh and also only CHRIS has the power to defeat the robot. No charging in and playing hero (successfully).



The Giant Defense Robot Jeff and countless other brilliant minds had been working on, affectionately named FAPPO (For All Peaceful Purposes Only) in the end, was malfunctioning. Jeff never intended it for it to have an offensive mode, but somewhere along the line things went very wrong. Whether a virus had worked its way into the programming, or Orange Kid added his own special flair to the machine, the fact was that it suddenly decided that peace was no longer its main objective.

And now the genius-turned-genius was out in the schoolyard, watching the hulking metal menace thrash about. Loud alarms rang out from the robot, and with every thunderous step the Mr. Saturn-shaped thing took the very earth shook beneath it. Jeff was suddenly regretting having reinforced its weak points... Even if it did retain any major flaws in its design, it was going to be hard to take it out with everyone stuck as an animal.

Who: Kamek and Ganondorf and then later you
What: A wizard's duel
Where: On top of the clock tower
When: July 11th

[[ OKAY HERE WE GO, DON'T FORGET TO LINK TO YOUR TRANSFORMATION HERE: YOU CAN ALSO START BOTHERING POSTS UNDER IT IF YOU'D LIKE]]

The weather had been incredibly hot that morning, causing the city's electricity consummation to rise dramatically as all of the air conditionnners were being used at once. This afternoon, a very cold front was fast approaching. The result were predictable. The sky had turned dark grey by mid afternoon, and now there were sounds of thunder that was fast approaching. Most would call it ruined weather, but for men like Kamek and Ganondorf, it was the perfect time for a wizard's duel. The raw energy from mother nature only served to heightened their senses and abilities, which would cause havoc to the school soon. But we'll get to that part later.

The Gerudo's King mood had barely improved during the last few weeks after his talk with Nabooru. More reserved and keeping to himself except for classes, those that knew him either knew what was wrong, or didn't dare ask.

"These two trees are a fine target," he said, pointing to two large coniferous in the nearby forest.

A wizard's duel. He hadn't had one of those since his earlier days at school. It had lead, at the time, to one of the reasons why the Hands had decided to lock his magical powers. Ganondorf had grown tremendously since then. No longer the teenager with a name to prove, he was now a King with so much to loose. And so much he had already lost. The situation left him between not caring for anything and being overly protective of what he had left. This duel would provide him with a good enough distraction.

After having exchanged a few magical blows, he had found the old Magikoopa to be excellent in simple spells. Kamek's age and experience were a good offset to Ganondorf's raw power. Now they were moving on to much more dangerous territory. Spells from a distance, controlling the very earth and plants. A person's life in their hands could become so fragile and dangerous.

Lightning struck farther away. The wind was blowing and it was coming their way soon.

"Begin."

Who: Jeff, Lucas, Lash and Maxwell. (STALKER TONY?)
What: A long awaited picnic d-double date-o??
When: The 29th, the afternoon after classes.
Where: Man who doesn't love the lake.
Rating: M for a HORRIBLE MASSACRE OF PICNIC BASKET CONTENTS.

They had laid down the plans and picked out the date.

And then it had moved around a bit and gotten shuffled in the hustle and bustle of schoolwork and other things. It was almost a concern that this picnic wasn't going to happen at all!

But oh no, this would not be the case. It was totally picnic time. Maaybe it wasn't up at the retreat, but their had been objections to taking a tank up there so… There wasn't anything wrong with the nearby lake at all!

Besides there were birthday shenanigans to be had.

There was probably a cake sitting on the blanket that hadn't been planned for.

Maxwell was… he was over there somewhere doing whatever it was Maxwells did.

Who: TEACHERS
What: HAVING A ROAD TRIP
When: May 10th-May 12th
Where: On top of a mountain who knows where.
Rating: Irresponsible adults plus swearing.

As the bus pulls over to the top of the mountain, the wooden cabin can finally be seen (tacky decorations and all). It's made completely of pine and wood and looks pretty sturdy. The bus is going to leave all of you here, and come back in a few days. As soon as everyone steps out, you might notice something...

There are so many bugs. Pokemon bugs too. Good thing there are net catchers and spray included in the trip right? Not that it's going to stop you from getting a million bites from the mosquito females, sorry. That's nature for you.

You might also notice that your portable phone line is dead and anything electrical on you short circuits and turns off. Sorry, when they meant no electrical devices, THEY MEANT IT. No ifs and buts, the only one with a special line is Crazy Hand (and as Master Hand said, he is really sorry you guys have to deal with him.) Don't worry, if someone gets sick, there's always some first-aid kits! Nothing to worry about! Hahaha yeah...nothing to worry about.

It's going to be so much fun for the next few days together. You're going to have activities and bond and be the bestest of friends. OR ELSE. Or else you won't survive. Or at least get very hungry and dirty, because it looks like your meals are going to need to get caught. Or trapped. There's wild boar around here and plenty if fish in that river. If you're good with local fauna, there's some wild berries and vegetation that could go well with that food. The only ingredient you are being given is salt. Are you going to share? Well that's the whole idea behind the trip isn't it? Group survival, and you'd better remember that. Wouldn't want Crazy to file something about you...right?

No. No you don't.

Did we mention that Ganondorf thankfully sneaked in about thirty cases of beer? Thank the sand goddess for magic. Hopefully there will be enough for everyone. If he's feeling generous anyway.

Have fun!

Who: The ready and willing volunteers of Smash Academy
What: The collaborative efforts of fixing the greenhouse and making it BETTER.
When: April 19th through the 26th.
Where: The… Greenhouse.
Rating: T for TEAM WORK

( It won't take long when there's a song to help you set the pace )

Who: You!
What: Cherry Blossom Festival
When: March 27-28th.
Where: All over town. Wherever you find a cherry tree.
Rating: Who knows how across the board this'll be <8|

( Loveliest of trees, the cherry now is hung with bloom along the bough. )

Who: Zelda, Maxwell. ALSO ON THE INVITE LIST: Jeff, Tony, Lash, Vashta, Meta Knight. Feel free to join in or not join in!
What: A very Maxy Birfday Party
When: Saturday, February 27th.
Where: A little tea shop downtown.
Rating: Everyone is prim and proper here. Except Lash. So.

( SUPER GREAT CUT TEXT )

Who: fagets Jeff and Tony. Maybe Maxwell. Maybe Kraken. Or Poo pretending to be Kraken.
What: Prowling the night. Okay it's not that cool-sounding. But they run into some trouble, so I think that counts, right? All the cool kids are always running into trouble!
When: January 29th, during the evening around, oh, say, eight o'clock.
Where: Outside, en route to the lake.

( Lalalala )