Characters: Charizard, Ivysaur, maybe Red/Squirtle since they know the spot.
What: Talking and presents.
Where: Clearing in the forested area near the school.
When: July 23rd, afternoon.
Rating: G, may turn PG-13 if Charizard swears inadvertently.

Characters: A lot
What: Bus trip to the Fountain of Youth Hot Springs
Where: SBG Parking lot and eventually on the road
When: Today
Rating: PG-13 (the average rating for this RP)



Two charter buses await in the parking lot. Mr. Powalski had just reached there after racing across campus with a pushcart carrying a couple of transformation ball crates. He was late. He's NEVER late! Someone just thought this morning it was a wonderful idea for Leon to check every room in the science hall for cleanliness and safety before most of the faculty heads out on the trip. Really lovely!

Sweating, pissed-off and ready to pass out, Leon sat on the ground by the cart muttering swears to himself.

((Late post is late, sry. Someone thought it was such a dandy idea to make me do housework all morning. >_> raggle fraggle!))

Characters: Anybody who decided to go on Grunty's bus
What: Bus trip to the Fountain of Youth Hot Springs
Where: On the road
When: Today
Rating: PG-13

The Pig King got out of Grunty's bus for a moment. He looked over at the entire vehicle and sighed deeply. "If I have to ride this thing for hours at a time, then it might as well look cool," he said. From his pocket, he took out something. It was a small egg-shaped machine. Crouching beneath the bus, he set the timer and attached the egg-shaped machine onto the bottom. Running away, he put his index fingers inside his ears and grinned. "3... 2... 1..." Suddenly, a loud alarm rang. From beneath the bus, brown tentecles started shooting out and attatching themselves. The entire bus was engulfed with tentecles. They then sank into the bus and started transforming it. Spider-legs replaced the wheels of the bus and a bulging eye shot out from the front. Fangs grew beneath it and the transformation was complete. The Viva Pinata Bus, aka the Evil Bus, has transformed into another variation of Porky's Spider Mech. It roared softly, as it came into being. "Kya, ha, ha, hah! Porky Corporation's 'Insta-Mech' works perfectly! It'll make any vehicle look so much cooler and stronger!" he exclaimed, running inside the bus now. The inside of the bus didn't really change at all. It was just the outside. The controls, though, did change. Porky took out from his pocket a manual and handed it over to Grunty. "Here you are. It's really easy to drive this thing. I mean, you've used mechs before in your time, right?" Porky asked. Without another word, he rushed over to his seat.

http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=12789&e=201592

Characters: Kirby, Porky, Ganondorf, Charmeleon, Nyx (Gastly), Dimentos. Later on (maybe): Zelda, Ivysaur, Adeleine, Midna, Smeargle, Paula, Kumatora, Zigzagoon, Charizard, Daisy, Chansey, Combusken
What: The pranksters storm through the girl's dorm rooms.
Where: Girl's Dormitory Room
When: July 9th, Evening to Night.
Rating: PG-13 for language and evil-doing. (Kids, don't ever do this!)
[ooc: I somehow messed up with the tags, can a mod fix this? D: Thanks]

( Pranks start now! )

Characters: Ivysaur and Guy (along with any spectators)
What: A sparring match held for Mr. G&W's class.
Where: Final Destination Stage
When: Thursday, July 3rd
Rating: PG

( Battle Commence )

*Waluigi is dressed in a gardening outfit, his trademarked gloves changed for a thicker variety. For some reason, he has a bit of blood splattered on the front of his outfit.

In front, there is a neat arrangement of cutting shears, spray water bottles and gloves., along with some pink rose lemonade, a tea set to be used later, some empty glass bottles, rose petals dipped in chocolate and what seems to be dried fruit of some sort.*

Welcome kids! Today we'll be taking care of your roses as usual, but I'll also be showing you just how awesome roses are. Most people, when they think of a rose, they think “Oh something I give to my significant other when I messed up. WRONG! First of all, most girls see that shit coming from a mile away, so it doesn't work. Give it to them before you shit up stuff, it will leave a better impression. At least, I think, since I never really dated anyone...

So Rose uses. Well, did you know, my fellow rose admirers, that some roses bear fruit? Most people call them Rose Hips. They taste slightly bitter, like a cranberry and you can only get them after your roses have fallen off, during the first frost. *points to the dried fruit* I brought some here to taste, if you'd like. They're high in vitamin Cd and good for you, yadde,yadde yadda. Low in fat too! I eat this regularly to keep me in shape.

*points to the chocolate dipped rose petals* Now, this is a treat that you'll want to make to someone you really like a lot, because it takes a lot of work. The problem with making rose dipped chocolate is if your chocolate is too hot, it will shrivel up the rose. If your rose is not fresh enough, then not even the best chocolate in the world can mask the horrible taste. But do it right, and no girl or, hell, even a guy could ever resist you. They never really worked for me however.

That brings me up to my next subject *points to the teapot* Petals of several rose species can be used to brew tea, as long as you mix it with the rose hips. Some or the redder species even colour the tea a bright red. It tastes great with a little bit of sugar. But not too much. Don't want to gain too much weight there, hahaha!

And finally, the deadliest legacy of the rose kingdom. *points to the bottles* PERFUME Yeap, you'll be making perfume with several of the species you wanted. Most of the roses aren't ready now, but by next week *rubs his hands together* Few people ca resist the smell of rose perfume. If you ever wanted to know how I'm well off yet working in this horrible school, look no farther. I'm not going to give out my company numbers, but let's just say...girls like buying perfume. A lot. I wish it would work on me tho. Godamnit

Okay, enough chitchat. Let's get to to work. If you want to make tea today, be sure to pick the freshest roses from your patch as possible, and wash them before dumping them in your teapot. Unless you like roasted ladybug in your afternoon sip. I certainly don't.

Are we going to have students here this time?

Lemme dig up my plans from the class two weeks ago that nobody attended.... ahem!

Today we're meeting outside on the track to do some warmup exercises to further adapt to your new forms (Especially if you've gained new or alternately built limbs) Be sure to be in proper athletic attire and you can carry some water with you. Obviously, you should already be in your human forms for this training

More discussions, questions, and storytelling will also commence until the hour's up. Also before the end of class, we'll have one particular discussion about the future of these seminars. Anyone in need of it can still come back to these sessions for counseling and other means of help, but depending on how many new students we get popping in mid-semester, I may have to start the course again from Day 1. I feel lazy just thinking about it!

hmm...

Also, I have a student who's looking into being my new assistant along with Lombardi. I'm sure many of you know Miss Chansey from Nurse Cathrine's office. Now you girls have someone to look up to instead of just sitting back and having to listen to gross male stories, and she can provide medical assistance to all! *leers at Goombario*


So... Loosen up!

As I had promised last class I have brought in the potted Pikmin to class. They're way easier to carry around when you're not almost only three feet.

*There are three pots on his desk, one contains a red Pikmin, the other a yellow and the last one a blue*

I couldn't bring in the purple or white types, sorry. They're an awful pain to grow in numbers if you ask me. Well anyways, they may look like plants but they're so much more than that!

(OOC: OLOLOL NO EFFORT IN SKETCH BELOW)


Note the ominous glow around the tip of the stem, this Pikmin has reach the flower stage. should get it out before it reverts back to leaf form again... Now WHY they glow in the ground or when dismissed from duty I still have yet to look into.

So...I guess before I go on any further everyone in here can observe them if they'd like. Just be careful and don't hurt them.

I need a break anyways so take as long as you'd like. How convenient for myself. I hope I don't look too exhausted. I was up all night again...

Who: Chansey, Manaphy, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Zigzagoon, Ivysaur, Falco, Leon, Vulpix, Panther, Kirby, Parakarry, Dimentio, Adeleine, Combusken, Espio, Yoshi, Diddy, Zelda, Shinx
Where: At the Park (somewhere close or next to SBG)
When: 9:40PM EST June 24, 2008
What: After Candy Shopping, everyone goes to the park to play and eat.

(Comment if I forgot someone!)

( Part 2, 3, 4 )

Who: Chansey, Manaphy, Squirtle, Bulbasaur, Zigzagoon, Ivysaur, Falco, Leon, Vulpix, Panther, Kirby, Parakarry, Dimentio, Adeleine, Combusken, Espio, Yoshi, Diddy, Zelda, Shinx, (and possibly some others I forgot... =w=;;;)
Where: At the Park (somewhere close or next to SBG)
When: 9:40PM EST June 24, 2008
What: After Candy Shopping, everyone goes to the park to play and eat.

(Comment if I forgot someone...)

( Part 1 of 4 )

,reCharacters: Manaphy, Red, Squirtle, Ivysaur
What: Due to the admission of Green and current events, the group trains.
Where: One of the many stadiums set in school for students to train in?
When: June 25th, 2008, Morning to whenever. ((But my replies to this may take longer))
Rating: PG most likely 

Characters: Chansey, Leon, and Ivysaur (whom won't speak very much)
Where: Nurse's Office
What: Chansey gives Leon a massage as Ivysaur uses Aromatherapy.
When: Dated back to after last Saturday's Gijinka Seminar

( More here. )

Hello class, beep! Today's class will be about recovery. Recovery is the second most important thing to Smashing (the first part is about Smashing, don't ya know?). Recovery involves you using all that you have in your power to get back onto the stage. If you don't, you'll get KOed! You must recover!

The basic recovery method is done in three steps. *pushes a button and the stadium simulates Battlefield*

To demonstrate, I'll jump off the ledge here. Don't worry, falls down only means you'll just reappear above on that platform, beep *points above to a glowing platform* That's the Respawn Platform. Every time you come from there means you just had a KO counted.

Anyway! Here is the first step *leaps off the edge pretty far*

First step! Jump, beep! *jumps in the air once*

Second step! Double jump, beep! *jumps again, cartwheeling in the air*

Third step! Recovery Move, beep! *uses Fire to lift himself back up onto the ledge.*

A successful recovery! *climbs up the ledge*

Most recoveries are done by these simple steps. Some people may have an alternate special move which may aid them in recovery. Oh what's a double jump you say, beep? Think of it as simulating the sensation of jumping from solid ground, except in the air.

*leaps up once and then leaps again* It may sound confusing, but you will find it second nature soon enough, beep.

I would like to see you students demonstrate a successful recovery method. Demonstrate by leaping off this edge and then using recovery to get back on.

Today is a special class, folks!

I have a species of specimen that just arrived this morning after being on back order since my first year on the job! I just HAD to push this week's original assignment on hold!

So, ladies and gents... Today's assignment will be on SNIFITS!

Here's your handout on the subject...
These creatures come from various parts of the Mushroom Kingdom, Yoshi's Island, and the dream world of Subcon. They spit bullets from

BEFORE WE GET TO THE GLORIOUS CUTTING...
WE'RE GOING TO WATCH A DOCUMENTARY!



Then you will all proceed to pair up with each other and take a snifit from the pile in front of the room to get started.


The task is simply to find where it's balls are stored and by balls I mean bullets, you crazy sick bastards. Then you will each take a ball and observe it under a microscope.

Please note that even though these snifits are indeed DEAD and dripping with formaldehyde which is getting on my clothes from holding this one up for so long. uggh., standing one upright and bopping it square on the scalp will indeed make it fire bullets. DO NOT ATTEMPT THIS. You will also fail the assignment if you hand me a fired bullet instead of a dissected one. It's not hard to tell the difference!

So I'll get the projector started and we'll go on with the movie...

Characters: Ivysaur, Squirtle, Kirby
Where: The park
What: Ivysaur is introduced to Kirby by Squirtle and she takes them out to cheer Squirtle up. It's also a day to relax and have fun away from the drama.
When: Around lunch time
Rating: PG (uhh, sorry, I'm not too good with ratings, but there's nothing bad in here... ^^;;)

( See them here. =) )

Samus: *walking briskly down the hallway, ready to sub for Olimar's Biology class.* ... *pushes open the door to see Porky already setting up inside* ....W-What the hell are you doing here?!
Porky: Aaah~~ Were you just stalking me, Ms. Aran~? I know I'm just so charming, but please save it for later~ I have a class to teach~
Samus: D:< Like hell I'm letting you corrupt Ollie's kids, you fatass. *grump* GET OUT.
Porky: Ah? But Ollie asked ME to teach for him.'Sides, the little chill'uns won't learn anything from you. They'll be too busy staring at your body. ... Wait, they're gay...
Samus: *snort* Olimar asked me too, in case you've forgotten in that overinflated head of yours!
Porky: He did? Well, I'm not leaving. I already brought my cute chimeras for today's lesson. *points to the crate on a wagon Porky's pulling*
Samus: *stare* ...... =_= *grits teeth* Get. Out. I'm teaching today. Leave your pets at home, Porky.
Porky: Hey, why don't you get out!? I stayed up all night making up a fun lesson plan and this is my only chance!
Samus: *haughty grin* Oh, you stayed up all night for something I whipped out in only a few hours~~? You're pathetic. *waves him off* You're obviously not suited to teach this class.
Porky: Oh? Only a few hours, huh? Yeah, shows how much you care for your students. Heh. You're not as devoted a teacher I am, who is willing to give up his time all for the children~
Samus: Willing to inflate his own ego, you mean.
Porky: *bell rings* Well, it's about time and I'm not going to let you stop me from teaching.
Samus: ... *stares at crate and grumbles* I'm not leaving either. *pushes up glasses* Tough luck.
Porky: ...Oh, I've got an idea! Why don't we both teach for the day, eh? Kya, ha, ha! It'll be so much fun, us working side-by-side like this!
Samus: D8< ....
Porky: Well, I dunno about you, buuut... *walks into the class, wheeling in the chimera crate*
Samus: *growls loudly and stomps in the class* [Olimar you OWE ME BIG TIME FOR THIS.]



Porky: Afternoon' class! Today, I, Mr. Porky Minch, will be substituting for our dear midget teacher~ So, let's give him and his lovely assistant over there a round of applause~!
Samus: *whacks him upside the head*
Porky: Lovely and violent! Ow..
Samus: *crosses arms* Miss Aran and Porky over here are going to both be teaching Biology today... *grumbles* Apparently.
Porky: Kya, ha, hah! Olimar tells me you're learning about cells here. Very basic. Animal and Plant cells. So, to save some time, I brought this!*opens crate and pulls out a plant with pig heads* Pigtunias!



Samus:  ... :| ...*completely monotone, asks for the sake of the class* And just how is this Pigtunia mess made, Porky?

Pigtunias: *squeal*

Porky: It's a combination of pigs and petunias! Are you dense, woman? A combination of animal cells and plant cells! Today, we're going to dissect one, take a piece, and study the cells inside it!
Samus: *rolls eyes and grumbles under her breath* Where's Leon when you need him... *sets up microscopes and tools on the desks* [Although, I'm kind of curious to see what these Pigtunia cells look like myself...]
Porky: But they're alive and strong here. So, Samus, I'm glad you're here. Now I don't have to dirty my hands. Would you do the honors?
Samus: *sneering glare* What, scared of your own critters there, Porky?
Porky: No, I want to see what you can do with them! I see that you always carry a gun below your skirt. Use it.
Samus: *vein* >8| OK FINE LET ME WHIP IT OUT FIRST. *DROP KICKS HIM*
Porky: Yes, just do that to my chimera... Ow..
Samus: *has the gun in her hands* >:| ... *zaps the Pigtunias into submission* :|
Pigtunias: *squeal~! dedz*
Porky: Did it get any of its seeds on you, Samus?
Samus: No. :| *scootches farther away from the dead pigplants though*
Porky: Heh,heh, heh.. They grow fast, so... If you were carrying some... Heh, heh,heh..
Samus: *smacks him again* GET BACK TO THE LESSON PLAN!
Porky: Yes... So, take your knives and cut a slice of the Pigtunia. Afterwards, give us a simple two page analysis on what you saw. ... You could stop hitting me, Samus.
Samus: *looks away, pouting, with crossed arms and kicks him in the shin* Can't help it. Involuntary reflex.

Characters: Squirtle, Ivysaur
What: Going out for icecream and talking about a certain trainer.
Where: Rose Garden > Home.
When: June 10th, Early Evening.
Rating: PG. Nothing happens, just talking and drama!

( Maybe he's just happier this way? )

Characters:  Goombella, Ivysaur
What: Ivysaur meets up with Goombella by chance, they have a chat. Boombella is a bit self-concious today and want's to ask some things.
Where: In the garden.
When: Sometime during the day, June 10th
Rating: G

Characters: Kazooie, Falco, Diddy, Ivysaur, some random pizza guy
What: Bird-Bonding
Where: Diddy and Falco's Dorm
When: Night of may 29th
Rating: PG for poker, vinewhip violence and censored topless chick

Falco's too emo and Kazooie steps up to ruffle his feathers in a game of strip poker.....

CLICKY CLICKY

As some of the older members of this establishment already know, I am the head of the Gardening Club nearly every year, mostly because most of the other people in the faculty think flowers are gay.

Well, whatever makes them feel more comfortable in their pants, I guess. Obviously they haven't spent enough time with the man-eating plants I've got growing in the back gazebo. Buuut, that's for another time.

Despite this being a gardening club, we only breed one type of flower here, and it's roses. So don't join if you want to plant some tulips, because then,are you probably are gay. Using technology only found in this school, you'll be able to pimp your roses to your heart's contempt, while we discuss the finer things in life, like making some good rose-flavoured hard candies, tea out of the leaves, and whips from the thorns so you can slowly slice off the flesh of your enemies. Gotta love thorn whips.

What, you think that's lame? Then don't join. I don't care.

First meeting will be this Sunday. Sign ups star today to give me a general idea how big I should be making the meeting room this year.