#002 Roses are Awesome

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As some of the older members of this establishment already know, I am the head of the Gardening Club nearly every year, mostly because most of the other people in the faculty think flowers are gay.

Well, whatever makes them feel more comfortable in their pants, I guess. Obviously they haven't spent enough time with the man-eating plants I've got growing in the back gazebo. Buuut, that's for another time.

Despite this being a gardening club, we only breed one type of flower here, and it's roses. So don't join if you want to plant some tulips, because then,are you probably are gay. Using technology only found in this school, you'll be able to pimp your roses to your heart's contempt, while we discuss the finer things in life, like making some good rose-flavoured hard candies, tea out of the leaves, and whips from the thorns so you can slowly slice off the flesh of your enemies. Gotta love thorn whips.

What, you think that's lame? Then don't join. I don't care.

First meeting will be this Sunday. Sign ups star today to give me a general idea how big I should be making the meeting room this year.