*The students have been told to stand in the school's fighting area. It has been modified to look like a wrestling ring.*


*Something that appears to be MASTER CHEF an alien in costume appears in the middle of the ring as smoke covers the floor of the ring. Taking off the helmet, it turns out the alien is none other that Waluigi himself who is in a full-fledged anti-bear suit THING.*

OKAY LADIES, SMALL DISCLAIMER SO YOUR PARENTS DON'T SUE ME, DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME. DO THIS IN SCHOOL.*taps magically appearing microphone that didn't seem to be there before*

So as you may have noticed, today is special. That's because I've decided to give the class along with another teacher. Today kids, boys will become men and girls will be ...more butch than all the guys who are not taking this class. You will have my full permission to kick any guy who is not attending today in the balls.

TODAY YOU WILL KNOW WHAT IT FEELS TO BE ALIVE.

TODAY YOU WILL WRESTLE...WITH AN URSARING

*Talks in his mike as the ENTIRE outside courtyard echoes his words at Volume 11*


HAILING FROM MT.MORTAR, HE'S 700 POUNDS OF MEAN, FIGHTING MACHINE. HE'S KILLED MEN JUST BY LOOKING AT THEM. HE HAS A LASER EYE AND CLAWS AS SHARP AS KNIVES. DON'T TRUST HIS NAME, OR HE WILL CRUSH YOU...


PHO NANCY FUK!

*Nancy Slowly walks up the ring, growling and menacing. He stops by where the students are sitting, gives them a mean look and roars, making baseball caps and hair fly.

Satisfied at his taunt, he gets into the ring, nearly causing an EARTHQUAKE. He gives Waluigi a firm handshake, nearly making the man fall down, despite his bear suit.*

*THEN! Another rock song fills the air, as Waluigi turns to the other side and points toward the track's as ONE BADASS FIGURE walks slowly toward the ring as RANDOM EXPLOSIONS go on around him.*



AND HIS OPPONENT! FROM THE TOWN OF VERMILLION, WEIGHING AT 270 POUNDS OF PURE MUSCLE, HE'S ONE MEAN MOTHERF*censored*! ...OH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CENSORING CRAP. ANYWAY, GIVE IT UP FOR MY FELLOW TEACHER,


..MATTIES SURGE!

*Back straight, arms pumping back and forth, and legs walking in step with the beat, Surge marches towards the ring. His face is completely blank, determined eyes hidden behind his pair of sunglasses. Cooly strolling past the students, he briefly glaces over them, eyes narrowing. He gives a brief nod at Waluigi as he climbs into the ring. Eyes focusing on his opponent, he tears off his shades and throws them into the sea of students. *

*Both opponents prepare to get into the ring, as Waluigi steps out gracefully, despite being a full suit. ...Probably because he's taller than the ring's elastics*

I HOPE YOU KIDS ARE GOING TO TAKE NOTES FROM SURGE BECAUSE, AFTER HE'S DONE,

THAT BEAR IS GOING TO BE FIGHTING YOUR ASSES. ONE BY ONE.

*Hands everyone a sheet of paper with the following notes;*
NOT GETTING KILLED BY NANCY = D
HIT NANCY = C
HIT NANCY AND NOT GET KILLED = C+
HIT NANCY TWICE = B
HIT NANCY TWICE AND NOT GET KILLED = B+
WRESTLE NANCY = A
WRESTLE NANCY AND NOT GET KILLED = A+
MAKE FUN OF NANCY'S NAME AT LEAST ONCE = HALF A GRADE UPGRADE.

Who: Arcanine, Midna, Fluffy? 8D
What: Cane and Midna become proud parents of a creepy bird of destruction.
When: Eeeearly Sunday morning, July 27.
Where: BE-28
Rating: PG? For possible brick laying.

( FLUFFYYY 8'D )

Characters: Male students only, please!
What: Hot Springs - Boy's side!
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs, the boy's spring.
When: Sunday, July 13th
Rating: Let's call it PG-13.

...It's a hot spring. Pretty self-explanatory. Traditionally, you wear a towel, but if that's not your thing then swimsuits are also acceptable. The spring for the male students is the one farthest over to the right, next to the faculty spring -- so don't you go wandering off to girl's spring unless nobody's looking, boys.

If you're headed into the hot spring, then it might be a good idea to start a new comment post, same as the hotel. This thing's bound to get huge, so let's keep the threads as neat as we can. You're welcome to RP this however you like; if you make a tegaki thread, just link it in a post or something.

I think that about covers it, so sit back, relax, and enjoy yourselves.

Characters: Many
What: Hotel Antics
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs , hotel lobby and then some
When: today
Rating: Varies. PG-13 on average

[[ OOC notice. This post will act as a hub for hotel antics outside the bath areas. Each room (or place should you go exploring with your buddies) will be it's own thread IN THIS POST. Those of you STARTING threads make sure you fill the subject line appropriately (like "so & so's room " or "the grand buffet") for easy indexing. If comment threads get squished too far into the right after a while, feel free to start a new part 2 thread.

TEGAKI THREADS ARE ALSO ALLOWED. Anyone who begins a Tegaki log, post a link to that tegaki thread in a new thread WITHIN THIS POST as you would a new LJ room log.

Lastly, there's internet access so you can post personal thoughts and things in your regular journals but you don't need to link them here.

That is all!

I'm going to start the lobby thread in the comments]]

Oh, and

Mucho thankos to sora_dake_ka for composing this map!

Characters: Everyone who decided to ride with Falcon
What: Bus trip to the Fountain of Youth Hot Springs
Where: On the road
When: Today
Rating: PG-13

"All right, ladies," Falcon said, climbing into the doorway of the bus, "let's do this as organized as you all can possibly manage." Which, he admitted begrudgingly, would not be very orderly. But he turned around and got into the vehicle anyway, sitting down in the drivers' seat and waiting for whoever had decided to ride with him to board.

He took a look at the dashboard and grumbled something about not being able to exceed 120 mph. "So goddamn slow." A quick glance upward. "Come on, everyone, we want to get a move on!"

Characters: A lot
What: Bus trip to the Fountain of Youth Hot Springs
Where: SBG Parking lot and eventually on the road
When: Today
Rating: PG-13 (the average rating for this RP)



Two charter buses await in the parking lot. Mr. Powalski had just reached there after racing across campus with a pushcart carrying a couple of transformation ball crates. He was late. He's NEVER late! Someone just thought this morning it was a wonderful idea for Leon to check every room in the science hall for cleanliness and safety before most of the faculty heads out on the trip. Really lovely!

Sweating, pissed-off and ready to pass out, Leon sat on the ground by the cart muttering swears to himself.

((Late post is late, sry. Someone thought it was such a dandy idea to make me do housework all morning. >_> raggle fraggle!))

Characters: G&W, Fox, Linebeck, Chansey, Kazooie, Banjo, Gruntilda, Jolteon, Surge, Otacon, Oak, Falcon, Jeff, Ness, Yoshi, Guy, Makar, Arcanine, Vulpix, Daisy
What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans! Cafe destruction is imminent nao.
Where: Sumabura Cafe
When: 7/07/2008
Rating: PG-13. Were-jolts, chaos and cupcake arsey.

Characters: G&W, Fox, Linebeck, Chansey, Kazooie, Banjo, Gruntilda, Jolteon, Surge, Otacon, Oak, Falcon, Jeff, Ness, Yoshi, Guy, Makar, Arcanine, Vulpix, Daisy
What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans! Cafe destruction is imminent.
Where: Sumabura Cafe
When: 7/07/2008
Rating: PG-13. Destruction and mayhem and who knows what else.

Ffffff This is super late. Totally my fault guys, I'm sorry |||orz Getting part one up so you can at least read that. 2 and 3 following shortly. You can beat me up all you want in the chat later orz.

Characters: G&W, Fox, Linebeck, Chansey, Kazooie, Banjo, Gruntilda, Jolteon, Surge, Otacon, Oak, Falcon, Jeff, Ness, Yoshi, Guy, Makar, Arcanine, Vulpix, Daisy
What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans! Cafe destruction is imminent.
Where: Sumabura Cafe
When: 7/07/2008
Rating: PG-13. Destruction and mayhem and who knows what else.


( Sumabura Cafe 7/7 | Part 1/3 )

This isn't Zoology, however it seems going over some bits of it has been helping keep you all interested. We've already went over cells and DNA, might as well try to take today's session with more creature analyzes. Just be glad I haven't felt like getting into a lengthy technical lecture!

This will approximately take two classes to cover fully but I'm going to go over yet another fascinating species that those stuck up textbook writers refuse to mention in any Biology covering animals!

I would like to call this family the Grub-Dog family. Why? Well the "Grub" comes from their resemblance to grubs. The "Dog" came from the fact it looks like my dog... (<- OOC: It's true he has a dog according to one of his logs and that's where the name 'Bulborb' comes from, apparently it's name is Bulby. Why is beyond me.)

The most common of the Grub-Dog family would be Bulborbs. While all Bulborbs are Grub-Dogs not all Grub-Dogs are Bulborbs! I'm afraid all are far too big and dangerous to get a hold of, instead I'll just have to draw them. Sorry...

This would be probably THE most common Bulborb. The Oculus kageyamii russus!...or the Red Bulborb...Doesn't sound as impressive when put like that though...

Bare with me, the black marker for the white board is all out of ink and this red one's going to die on me almost anytime now...

ANYWAYS, the Red Bulborb shares many common traits of a Grub-Dog, from the bugged eyes to the abnormally large cranium. They are primarily nocturnal and prey on small animals returning to their nests, so they spend most of the day sleeping. However they will easily wake up anything they sense prey within a reasonable distance. If you haven't guessed already their main diet is sadly...Pikmin but alas, it's the all apart of the food chain. Also please take note that Dwarf Bulborbs are NOT offspring. Bulborb larvae look much different, having no patterns on their backs that usually make Grub-Dogs so distinct.

Pardon my questionable drawing skills. Art is not my major. (Though it's nice to brag and not have to be all "Well I'm no artist..." and reply on stick figures!)

The Oculus kageyamii folliculus, or Hairy Bulborb really isn't much different in behavior to that of a Red Bulborb. You can't tell by this drawing but unlike the Red Bulborb, they are white with blue spots. They are also covered in fur and adapt very well to colder climates. Their hair is very frail despite the ability to warm their internal organs. When they die they lose all their fur.


I want to cover one more Bulborb today but before I go on, are there any questions?

On an unrelated note, I brought in that red Pikmin you requested Yoshi, it's not the one from last class though that I had to take home...for some reason it just won't part paths. Quite peculiar...Well it's a red Pikmin and I'm sure you'll take good care of it!

Characters: Arcanine, Charmeleon, Nyx, Rayquaza, Zigzagoon, Vulpix, Green, Bulbasaur, and breif cameo appearances by Midna and Falco~
What: Fight
Where: Somewhere on school grounds
When: 6/23 Sometime that Evening/Afternoon I guess.
Rating: PG-13 for violence? Theres nothing bad, just shirtless guys and minimal blood~

Hasn't been posted yet orz. It's been mentioned a few times in comments and journals so I figured I should put it up.

Link to the HIGHLY ANTICIPATED fight~ :'D
http://www.unowen.net/tegaki/dblog.php?u=16547&e=178731

...
...
... Before I start this class, I just want to say this.
You've been talking behind my back, haven't you? Talking about mean ol' Mr. Minch.
I have ears all around this school, children. There's nothing, and I mean nothing, that won't get passed me.
Guess you children are at that age where you like to gossip a lot.
I don't blame you... Too much.
But for your own sakes... Stop it.

Let's move onto our next lesson of the day.
Freedom of speech.
Ho, ho, hoh...

This has been a major topic in the history of man.
In those olden days, governments used to pick out which words were right and wrong and send them out into the public.
All those ideas they thought were harmful, they destroyed.
Understandably, of course.

However, especially during the Enlightenment, there were philosophers that disagreed with the way things are run.
Voltaire, especially.
He said, and I quote, "Sir, I disagree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it,"

Yes, freedom of speech guarantees your right to say absolutely anything.
Say, for example, a student... Let's say Lucas... Says "I hate pigs and I want to slaughter them all,"
There's no problem in him saying it.
Oh, no,no.
But... It's the consequences that people have to watch out for.
So, after he says that, let's say, oh... He gets shot in the head (by a Pig Mask).

You can say what you want to say and nobody can stop you from saying it, but you must accept what happens after you say that.
Many people seem to believe that freedom of speech is something you can just say and get away with.
Nope. Definitely not.
So, remember kids: there is always a consequence for your action, no matter what you do.
They may not be good... Probably not bad...
But a consequence, always.

Remember that. This is very important for your (not as important) life.
Any questions, hm~?