http://majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2010-10-21 02:14 am

Culinary Arts: Log 03

Who: Raikov, students, lurkers.
What: People failing at cooking
Where: Where ever Volgin's class is.
When: October 20th, early afternoon before Art Class.
Warnings: Angry Russian.


[Last week was a sad excuse for a proper class. Seeing as Kyle had no teaching experience, Raikov decided to take things in to his own hand. He had a lot of free time thanks to 2 and a half weeks without Volgin... which was starting to wear on him. So this meant he was going to be extra snippy today, both with culinary arts and art class.]

Alright, class. Unlike last week, you're going to all be making the same thing. Open your books to page 57.

[He waits for everyone to find the page]

We will be making Chicken Kiev. It's a fairly easy recipe. Please follow it as closely as possible.

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] warpstar-rider.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
[Aww yeah cooking class. Kirby practiced lots over the week!]
rivalsweetscent: ([Dude] Gonna Raichu a Love Song)

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2010-10-21 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
[A BULBA IS HERE. FOR THE COOKINGS.]

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Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] crescentpanels.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[Here's hoping tutoring actually HELPED SOMETHING.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] pitticus.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Doopy angels off to go cook chicken]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] ohjeffums.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 03:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[That's funny; Mr. Volgin's been absent for quite some time... At least his fill-ins have been nice and civil.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] miracleprayer.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh boy culinary arts! Paula noticed that Mr. Volgin still wasn't there. She hoped he wasn't sick or anything.]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] electriccharge.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
[A humanized Watt is here! She looks pretty hesitant about all of this.]

fuuu finally a signal to make a bb tag with :/

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 08:00 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah Raikov's been snippy indeed. Try dealing with him daily :|. For Vanni, this whole damn empathy thing is hard as hell to begin with, and unhappy friend makes it worse. And it's one of his trigger days so this one's a bit tired emotionally, and probably has been trying very hard not to snap at people. But still he marches on! Vanni's just here to try to give the poor Russian a hand if needed. Also he will totally make THE BEST EATS. Or at least try to.]
Edited 2010-10-21 20:05 (UTC)

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] pink-shroom.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 08:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[Peach is here, of course!]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] hasmoreberets.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[Someone is here.

Kinda.

He's kinda just lingering at the door like "oh god I've missed two classes already oh nooo."]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
::Oh look, it is beef buffbod::

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] purple-eyebrows.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[Ivan is here like usual and still looks so happy that Volgin is not back shsdhjf so scary]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] goaheadnblunder.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
[Is that a large lizard standing by the doorway?]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] notstevejobs.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 01:50 am (UTC)(link)
::Why look! It's your very favorite student! Apple Kid!::

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[identity profile] solarock.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
[Hello, Anshu is here today.]
tattlemethis: ([Human] Tattl~e)

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[personal profile] tattlemethis 2010-10-22 03:13 am (UTC)(link)
[HEY RAIKOV, REMEMBER ME?]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] noirnovel.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh Boy! Gideon's first class! Here we are, pretty excited and all that altho it seems that he is kinda... more interested on the people in the class than the class itself]

Re: ATTENDANCE/LURKERS

[identity profile] hasbandanacap.livejournal.com 2010-10-25 09:05 am (UTC)(link)
[He wasn't late at all ok sob the mun didn't have the voice in.

Well okay, having something to work off of instead of being thrown out to do whatever was better.]

Re: QUESTIONS/DISCUSSION

[identity profile] tank-rockarms.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 10:37 pm (UTC)(link)
So we... gotta make this recipe, huh?

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Re: PRESENT YOUR FOOD

[personal profile] rivalsweetscent 2010-10-21 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh man. Chicken. Bulba hasn't made a huge leap into the world of cooking with meat, but he's at least made a few chicken meals. He's feeling confident! And is convinced this recipe needs some cheese somewhere but hhhh. Anyway, things go pretty well all the up until it came down to the rolling. Rolling chicken correctly, how do!? It doesn't really want to stick for him all that well.

This is.

STUPID.

Whatever he puts his imperfect chicken rolls in the dish and bakes them.

SO THERE ARE HIS CHICKEN KIEV. More flopped over than they ought to have been, and Bulba is just staring them down as if they were the worst things in all the world.]

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Re: AFTER CLASS

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[Oh hey all of the students are gone, Silver's just going to pop in for a couple of ice cubes or something for that shiner of his. He would have popped in during class but then Raikov would probably make him bake rainbow cupcakes or something and he just didn't feel like potentially getting off his apathetic rear to cook for a class he doesn't even take.]

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[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-21 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
[8D]

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