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smash_logs2010-10-21 02:14 am
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Entry tags:
- !class log,
- !open log,
- # culinary arts,
- anshu/solrock (pokemon),
- bulba/venusaur (pokemon),
- giovanni (pokemon),
- kirby (kirby),
- lucas (pokemon),
- max (advance wars),
- paula (mother),
- peach (mario),
- pit (kid icarus),
- raikov (metal gear),
- red (pokemon),
- selene (panel de pon),
- silver (pokemon),
- tony (mother),
- watt (mario)
Culinary Arts: Log 03
Who: Raikov, students, lurkers.
What: People failing at cooking
Where: Where ever Volgin's class is.
When: October 20th, early afternoon before Art Class.
Warnings: Angry Russian.
[Last week was a sad excuse for a proper class. Seeing as Kyle had no teaching experience, Raikov decided to take things in to his own hand. He had a lot of free time thanks to 2 and a half weeks without Volgin... which was starting to wear on him. So this meant he was going to be extra snippy today, both with culinary arts and art class.]
Alright, class. Unlike last week, you're going to all be making the same thing. Open your books to page 57.
[He waits for everyone to find the page]
We will be making Chicken Kiev. It's a fairly easy recipe. Please follow it as closely as possible.
What: People failing at cooking
Where: Where ever Volgin's class is.
When: October 20th, early afternoon before Art Class.
Warnings: Angry Russian.
[Last week was a sad excuse for a proper class. Seeing as Kyle had no teaching experience, Raikov decided to take things in to his own hand. He had a lot of free time thanks to 2 and a half weeks without Volgin... which was starting to wear on him. So this meant he was going to be extra snippy today, both with culinary arts and art class.]
Alright, class. Unlike last week, you're going to all be making the same thing. Open your books to page 57.
[He waits for everyone to find the page]
We will be making Chicken Kiev. It's a fairly easy recipe. Please follow it as closely as possible.
no subject
You don't get the hint that my answer is still going to be 'no', do you? Why the bloody hell are you protecting them, anyway?
[He holds Silver's arms down and leans over to get a better look at his eye]
Good heavens. That's a decent one alright.
[Strikeout on Blacky, she couldn't cause this bad of one. Which leaves...]
Shinon?
no subject
..........................
no subject
Was it a fight, or...
[Either way, he is quickly becoming absolutely furious, and it's evidenced with a fire burning in his eyes, even as he calmly spoke those words.]
no subject
no subject
[Unfortunately, the anger's building and you're not helping him find out who did this. He's starting to get frustrated with you now.]
no subject
...
no subject
Silver. Silver. Good job, you made him pissed off at you now.]
At least I give a damn enough to try to take care of you and try to protect you. Now, we're going to get some ice and medicine for that.
[He grabs Silver's hand and tug him along]
Was it him or not?
no subject
Oh so NOW you care, well newsflash: I don't need you OR your "protection" anymore.
1/2
Such pride... Yes, I screwed up. Badly...
[]
and I can't change the past. But I can try to protect you in the future, at least.
2/2
Let's get some ice for that eye.
the entire time he's thinking FML
hahaha that seems to be a common occurrence
You know, if you hit a little lower that'd feel nice. Ah, here we are.
[]
Incidentally, if I find out you do something stupid with him again, there will be consequences. In fact, I'd rather prefer you not associate with him other than at class. What he did wasn't right. I've taught one before what happens when they harm or threaten a student. That you are my son makes it even worse for this one.