http://majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2010-10-21 02:14 am

Culinary Arts: Log 03

Who: Raikov, students, lurkers.
What: People failing at cooking
Where: Where ever Volgin's class is.
When: October 20th, early afternoon before Art Class.
Warnings: Angry Russian.


[Last week was a sad excuse for a proper class. Seeing as Kyle had no teaching experience, Raikov decided to take things in to his own hand. He had a lot of free time thanks to 2 and a half weeks without Volgin... which was starting to wear on him. So this meant he was going to be extra snippy today, both with culinary arts and art class.]

Alright, class. Unlike last week, you're going to all be making the same thing. Open your books to page 57.

[He waits for everyone to find the page]

We will be making Chicken Kiev. It's a fairly easy recipe. Please follow it as closely as possible.

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'S GOING TO TRY. WOO LOOK AT HIM GO.]

Stop following me!
Edited 2010-10-22 06:06 (UTC)

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-22 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
[Woo you go but Daddy goes woosh. He is gaining ground what will you doooo]

Like hell! No one hurts you and gets away with it!

[And just like that he is right behind you, and wraps his arms around you, stopping you in your tracks as he skids to a stop.]

[panting] Now, what happened?
Edited 2010-10-23 04:59 (UTC)

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 05:07 am (UTC)(link)


Let go of me already! I don't need you to fight my own battles.

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
[TOO BAD SILVY. Actually it's more of a hold to keep you still. And no, your squirming does nothing.]

No. And you're not answering the question. Who hit you.

[That last one wasn't a question. It was pretty much him demanding the name. :| eep]

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 05:31 am (UTC)(link)


I can take care of myself! Let me go!

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, you're obviously doing a spectacular job of it, son. Give me a name and I will.

[and your attempts do nothing. Keep trying little guy!
Meanwhile he is going to put together a list in his head of people you hang around and see who might have done this through elimination.]

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 05:54 am (UTC)(link)


I'm not going to tell you so just give it up already!

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Eh whatever. Let's see...Lyra, Mewtwo, Blacky (may she rot in hell), that asshole Shinon...he doubts Lyra would do that, same with Mewtwo...]

You don't get the hint that my answer is still going to be 'no', do you? Why the bloody hell are you protecting them, anyway?

[He holds Silver's arms down and leans over to get a better look at his eye]

Good heavens. That's a decent one alright.

[Strikeout on Blacky, she couldn't cause this bad of one. Which leaves...]

Shinon?
Edited 2010-10-23 06:17 (UTC)

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)

..........................

Edited 2010-10-23 16:55 (UTC)

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-23 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[...sigh. He suddenly becomes quiet, the calm before a raging storm that began building within. Finally, after a tense silence of his own, he speaks.

Was it a fight, or...

[Either way, he is quickly becoming absolutely furious, and it's evidenced with a fire burning in his eyes, even as he calmly spoke those words.]

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
Why do you even care? It's not like it's any of your business

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
It is my business when someone harms you. I care because like it or not, I'm your father.

[Unfortunately, the anger's building and you're not helping him find out who did this. He's starting to get frustrated with you now.]

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-24 05:07 am (UTC)(link)


...
Edited 2010-10-24 05:07 (UTC)

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 10:36 pm (UTC)(link)
[...What did he just...
Silver. Silver. Good job, you made him pissed off at you now.
]

At least I give a damn enough to try to take care of you and try to protect you. Now, we're going to get some ice and medicine for that.

[He grabs Silver's hand and tug him along]
Was it him or not?
Edited 2010-10-27 06:15 (UTC)

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 06:35 am (UTC)(link)


Oh so NOW you care, well newsflash: I don't need you OR your "protection" anymore.

1/2

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
[]

Such pride... Yes, I screwed up. Badly...

[]

and I can't change the past. But I can try to protect you in the future, at least.

2/2

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
It's the least I can do, after what I did to you two.

Let's get some ice for that eye.

the entire time he's thinking FML

[identity profile] new-moon-prince.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
Edited 2010-10-27 07:25 (UTC)

hahaha that seems to be a common occurrence

[identity profile] breaks-ground.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
[]

You know, if you hit a little lower that'd feel nice. Ah, here we are.

[]

Incidentally, if I find out you do something stupid with him again, there will be consequences. In fact, I'd rather prefer you not associate with him other than at class. What he did wasn't right. I've taught one before what happens when they harm or threaten a student. That you are my son makes it even worse for this one.



Edited 2010-10-27 08:05 (UTC)