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Entry tags:
- !class log,
- !open log,
- # culinary arts,
- anshu/solrock (pokemon),
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- kirby (kirby),
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- peach (mario),
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- raikov (metal gear),
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Culinary Arts: Log 03
Who: Raikov, students, lurkers.
What: People failing at cooking
Where: Where ever Volgin's class is.
When: October 20th, early afternoon before Art Class.
Warnings: Angry Russian.
[Last week was a sad excuse for a proper class. Seeing as Kyle had no teaching experience, Raikov decided to take things in to his own hand. He had a lot of free time thanks to 2 and a half weeks without Volgin... which was starting to wear on him. So this meant he was going to be extra snippy today, both with culinary arts and art class.]
Alright, class. Unlike last week, you're going to all be making the same thing. Open your books to page 57.
[He waits for everyone to find the page]
We will be making Chicken Kiev. It's a fairly easy recipe. Please follow it as closely as possible.
What: People failing at cooking
Where: Where ever Volgin's class is.
When: October 20th, early afternoon before Art Class.
Warnings: Angry Russian.
[Last week was a sad excuse for a proper class. Seeing as Kyle had no teaching experience, Raikov decided to take things in to his own hand. He had a lot of free time thanks to 2 and a half weeks without Volgin... which was starting to wear on him. So this meant he was going to be extra snippy today, both with culinary arts and art class.]
Alright, class. Unlike last week, you're going to all be making the same thing. Open your books to page 57.
[He waits for everyone to find the page]
We will be making Chicken Kiev. It's a fairly easy recipe. Please follow it as closely as possible.
no subject
Its a personal recipe that I have improved over your... simplicity.
no subject
no subject
Either way, have a taste!
no subject
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Im marking YOU as a Failure for not being tolerant of other's cooking styles. Not to mention closed-mindness to try something that perhaps its a better thing than what you expect.
NOW. If you would like to show me your readiness as a teacher, You wouldn't let this plate go to a waste... Now, would you?
no subject
And I'm only a substitue teacher.
no subject
In that case you cannot give me an F. Its not on your duties as the one to officially give the class.
In the same way I cannot really make you taste the dish.
Oh, but you should at least try a bit! Its not half bad either!
no subject
And I am only trying the chicken kiev.
no subject
no subject
[SNIPE! Gideon now has the notes... and he is... Storing them inside his mouth? or eating them? WHO KNOWS]
IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY IM SORRY
BUT YOU GOTTA AT LEAST TRY THE DISH
[Gideon AWAYYYYY]
no subject
COME BACK HERE!
no subject
no subject
[And then Gideon Faded away into somewhere else, like a good Ghost]