DRIVER'S EDUCATION SEASON 2, EPISODE 4: DUAL CLASSES DON'T ALWAYS MEAN YOUR EXP IS DIVIDED EVENLY

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CHARACTERS: SAMURAI GOROH, EGGMAN ROBOTNIK AND THEIR TEAMS OF HOMEBOYS (THAT WOULD BE YOU.)
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION.
WHERE: A NEW CITY OFFTOWN?
WHEN: DECEMBER 11TH
RATING: HOT COFFEE MODS

[Winter. It's usually depressing, boring and very white. Too bad Eggman and Robotnik are READY TO MAKE SOME NOOOISE!

As the students exit the buses, a ninja hands them a small watch. There are two buttons, ones loads up a town map,


the other seems to be the ability to communicate with each other. Finally there are three unlit star-shaped lights on the side.

As the students look up, they might notice that there is an ENTIRE TOWN that has been built up, matching the map. There are also Eggbots all around, dressed up in costumes. Some have pink dresses and terrible wigs. Some are driving cars. Some are just standing around. There's even Egg bums!

BUT....SUDDENLY!

Music starts playing.

Samurai Goroh arrives in his FIRE STINGRAY, crashing into two nearby trees as he EJECTS DRAMATICALLY and does about ten or so TOTALLY AWESOME back flips for NO GODDAMN REASON. A team of robots steps in with ninjas and puts it out before disappearing. He stands near the assembled group, looking pleased with himself.

Eggman, on the other hand, is hovering over the entire makeshift town. Is he...Is he dressed with a white wig like some sort of lame mayor? Yeap. He is.]

STUDENTS!

WELCOME BACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ALREADY BUT WHO CARES, MY NAME IS

SAMURAI GOROH

And you all know me as

DR. ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!!

TODAY IS THE LAST DRIVER'S ED OF THE SEASON, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF PROFESSOR EGGMAN AND I DID A JOINT CLASS.

[He raises his hands and points around]

WELCOME TO LIBERTY CITY. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LEARN ABOUT JUSTICE TODAY. THE SAMURAI GOROH WAY. IT'S CALLED PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS.

HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK. A SELECT FEW OF YOU WILL PLAY COPS. YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE CITY. BE BON COPS OR BAD COPS, I COULD CARE LESS.

THE REST OF YOU WILL BE ROBBERS. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, CHILL OUT SOMEWHERE, GO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHING, OR ROB A BANK. SEE THOSE STARS ON YOUR WATCH? WHENEVER YOU DO SOMETHING EVIL OR ROBBER-LIKE SUCH AS STEALING A CAR OR TAKING CANDY FROM A ROBOT BABY, YOU GET A STAR. ONCE YOU GET THREE STARS, THE COPS GET NOTIFIED OF YOUR POSITION AND CAN FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU GO. THERE ARE NO SAFE POINTS. IF THE COPS TAG YOU, YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU MUST REMAIN FOR TEN MINUTES. THERE ARE A LOT OF TOYS AT YOUR DISPOSITION, FAKE GUNS, REAL CARS, REAL MONSTER TRUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT.

[He points to a small image]



THIS SHOULD BE YOU.

THE MORE CRIMES YOU CAUSE AS ROBBERS, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.

THE MORE CRIMES YOU STOP AS A COP, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.

There is a VERY IMPORTANT PURPOSE to this lesson! If you plan to commit a crime, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!

DON'T CALL THIS GLORIFIED TAG. EVEN IF IT IS.

[Eggman continues to hover above them.]

And don't even THINK of trying to leave the city! I have eyes EVERYWHERE!!

[Goroh stands there, arms crossed.]

THAT'S IT. GET TO IT!

ONCE THE EXERCISE IS DONE, YOU WILL GET A PART OF



A GIGANTIC CHEESEBURGER!

Comments

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[fist-of-win.livejournal.com]

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

*OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG*

Hell yes.

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[bulbmin-glutton.livejournal.com]

This looks like lots and lots and lots of fun! 'U'

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[crescentpanels.livejournal.com]

*... She doesn't like the sound of this. This is wow, ahhhh why did she come here ahhhhhh.

She'll do it, though. The teacher seems nice albeit loud, so she'd try this anyway because she's a goody goody like that.*

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[king-of-bugs.livejournal.com]

... Oh dear.

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[haswetpokemon.livejournal.com]

...

THIS is what Surge meant by this class being crazy!

Ugh!

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[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

I'm SO gonna ace this!

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[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Whoooaa...

This is a game, isn't it?

I don't even know how to drive a car... ulp.

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[ohjeffums.livejournal.com]

This is going to be the

I can't decide whether I want to be a or a

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[kagenokaabii.livejournal.com]

*Mir is not sure he approves really, but he's not surprised somehow, since he'd already long figured out that the teachers were crazy.

... Well, Mr.Goroh probably knows what he's doing and... at least it was more exciting than a normal driver's ed class?*

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[badassshadows.livejournal.com]

...

*and now she's even LESS sorry that she smacked Goose around when he dragged her to this. :|*

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[sicklypriest.livejournal.com]

I thought we were going to space again...

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[thewunderkind]

I love these classes.

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[boxingmidget.livejournal.com]

...

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[getthisguyoffme.livejournal.com]

"Oh boy! This is gonna be fun!"

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[mailcalltime.livejournal.com]

Why did he convince himself to come here? Why?

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[watermelon-yum.livejournal.com]

*Sorry, Yoshi forgot everything you said before GIANT CHEESEBURGER*

*SPOILER: YOSHI WILL EAT ALL OF IT*

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[drawin-on-trees.livejournal.com]

*jumping up and down*

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY!

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[oso-tigre.livejournal.com]

I think I played a video game like this once.

HELL YEAH REAL LIFE VIDEO GAMES.

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[lovely-wind.livejournal.com]

*Just here to supervise lol*

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[babylonmechanic]

Y-you're kidding, right?

((TIME TO SEPERATE THOSE COPS AND ROBBERS, YA))

[fist-of-win.livejournal.com]

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[badasscopters.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna hafta' go with the robber role this time. Screw it, I'm already a pilot, I ain't gonna be a cop for a class.

((City exploring time!))

[fist-of-win.livejournal.com]

((Do what you want, when you want! Rob robots, rob each other, play catch, play ball, do a jig, you can do ANYTHING in liberty city!))

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[snarksterpilot.livejournal.com]

*Nester looks around the city, deciding what he's going to do. He already finds one of the robo dudes and notices that it has a purse on hand. Oh boy! So he steals that. One star.

Then he decides to take a CAR! And... it brakes down for some reason. Except no, I'm kidding, it actually runs fine for once. He drives over a few pedestrians in a rampant drive, causing another felony.

Then he breaks into a 'game store' and peeks around. Three stars.

Oh boy.*

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[areuorareunot.livejournal.com]

[There is suddenly a very angry man on top of a skycrapper with a a Megaphone]

ATTENTION SMASH ACADEMY STUDENTS!

This...thing is a murder simulator for violence against women, cops, and innocent bystander! You're all learning to be cop killers! Step away from the simulation before I take action against those two...freaks trying turn you into horrible, horrible people!

Innocent bystanders whom you can run over with your car just for the heck of it! Why are any of you here?!

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::PUNCH::

EATING A GIANT HAMBERGER

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