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Entry tags:
- !rp log,
- # driver's ed,
- # political science,
- anshu/solrock (pokemon),
- blacky/umbreon (pokemon),
- bob heather/arceus (pokemon),
- doopliss (mario),
- eggman/robotnik (sonic the hedgehog),
- flak (advance wars),
- flurrie (mario),
- ganondorf dragmire (zelda),
- goombella (mario),
- goose (pilotwings),
- goroh (f-zero),
- hojita/bulbmin (pikmin),
- jeff andonuts (mother),
- king boo (mario),
- knuckles (sonic the hedgehog),
- kumatora (mother),
- lark/nester (pilotwings),
- lash (advance wars),
- little mac (punch out),
- louie (pikmin),
- max (advance wars),
- misty (pokemon),
- parakarry (mario),
- pit (kid icarus),
- r.o.b. (gyromite),
- rhys (fire emblem),
- selene (panel de pon),
- shadow kirby (kirby),
- shinon (fire emblem),
- skull kid (zelda),
- slippy toad (starfox),
- sonic (sonic the hedgehog),
- tony (mother),
- vashta/darkrai (pokemon),
- wave (sonic the hedgehog),
- wendy o. koopa(mario),
- yoshi (mario)
DRIVER'S EDUCATION SEASON 2, EPISODE 4: DUAL CLASSES DON'T ALWAYS MEAN YOUR EXP IS DIVIDED EVENLY
CHARACTERS: SAMURAI GOROH, EGGMAN ROBOTNIK AND THEIR TEAMS OF HOMEBOYS (THAT WOULD BE YOU.)
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION.
WHERE: A NEW CITY OFFTOWN?
WHEN: DECEMBER 11TH
RATING: HOT COFFEE MODS
[Winter. It's usually depressing, boring and very white. Too bad Eggman and Robotnik are READY TO MAKE SOME NOOOISE!
As the students exit the buses, a ninja hands them a small watch. There are two buttons, ones loads up a town map,
the other seems to be the ability to communicate with each other. Finally there are three unlit star-shaped lights on the side.
As the students look up, they might notice that there is an ENTIRE TOWN that has been built up, matching the map. There are also Eggbots all around, dressed up in costumes. Some have pink dresses and terrible wigs. Some are driving cars. Some are just standing around. There's even Egg bums!
BUT....SUDDENLY!
Music starts playing.
Samurai Goroh arrives in his FIRE STINGRAY, crashing into two nearby trees as he EJECTS DRAMATICALLY and does about ten or so TOTALLY AWESOME back flips for NO GODDAMN REASON. A team of robots steps in with ninjas and puts it out before disappearing. He stands near the assembled group, looking pleased with himself.
Eggman, on the other hand, is hovering over the entire makeshift town. Is he...Is he dressed with a white wig like some sort of lame mayor? Yeap. He is.]
STUDENTS!
WELCOME BACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ALREADY BUT WHO CARES, MY NAME IS
And you all know me as
DR. ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!!
TODAY IS THE LAST DRIVER'S ED OF THE SEASON, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF PROFESSOR EGGMAN AND I DID A JOINT CLASS.
[He raises his hands and points around]
WELCOME TO LIBERTY CITY. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LEARN ABOUT JUSTICE TODAY. THE SAMURAI GOROH WAY. IT'S CALLED PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS.
HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK. A SELECT FEW OF YOU WILL PLAY COPS. YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE CITY. BE BON COPS OR BAD COPS, I COULD CARE LESS.
THE REST OF YOU WILL BE ROBBERS. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, CHILL OUT SOMEWHERE, GO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHING, OR ROB A BANK. SEE THOSE STARS ON YOUR WATCH? WHENEVER YOU DO SOMETHING EVIL OR ROBBER-LIKE SUCH AS STEALING A CAR OR TAKING CANDY FROM A ROBOT BABY, YOU GET A STAR. ONCE YOU GET THREE STARS, THE COPS GET NOTIFIED OF YOUR POSITION AND CAN FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU GO. THERE ARE NO SAFE POINTS. IF THE COPS TAG YOU, YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU MUST REMAIN FOR TEN MINUTES. THERE ARE A LOT OF TOYS AT YOUR DISPOSITION, FAKE GUNS, REAL CARS, REAL MONSTER TRUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT.
[He points to a small image]
THIS SHOULD BE YOU.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU CAUSE AS ROBBERS, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU STOP AS A COP, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
There is a VERY IMPORTANT PURPOSE to this lesson! If you plan to commit a crime, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
DON'T CALL THIS GLORIFIED TAG. EVEN IF IT IS.
[Eggman continues to hover above them.]
And don't even THINK of trying to leave the city! I have eyes EVERYWHERE!!
[Goroh stands there, arms crossed.]
THAT'S IT. GET TO IT!
ONCE THE EXERCISE IS DONE, YOU WILL GET A PART OF
A GIGANTIC CHEESEBURGER!
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION.
WHERE: A NEW CITY OFFTOWN?
WHEN: DECEMBER 11TH
RATING: HOT COFFEE MODS
[Winter. It's usually depressing, boring and very white. Too bad Eggman and Robotnik are READY TO MAKE SOME NOOOISE!
As the students exit the buses, a ninja hands them a small watch. There are two buttons, ones loads up a town map,
the other seems to be the ability to communicate with each other. Finally there are three unlit star-shaped lights on the side.
As the students look up, they might notice that there is an ENTIRE TOWN that has been built up, matching the map. There are also Eggbots all around, dressed up in costumes. Some have pink dresses and terrible wigs. Some are driving cars. Some are just standing around. There's even Egg bums!
BUT....SUDDENLY!
Music starts playing.
Samurai Goroh arrives in his FIRE STINGRAY, crashing into two nearby trees as he EJECTS DRAMATICALLY and does about ten or so TOTALLY AWESOME back flips for NO GODDAMN REASON. A team of robots steps in with ninjas and puts it out before disappearing. He stands near the assembled group, looking pleased with himself.
Eggman, on the other hand, is hovering over the entire makeshift town. Is he...Is he dressed with a white wig like some sort of lame mayor? Yeap. He is.]
STUDENTS!
WELCOME BACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ALREADY BUT WHO CARES, MY NAME IS
And you all know me as
DR. ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!!
TODAY IS THE LAST DRIVER'S ED OF THE SEASON, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF PROFESSOR EGGMAN AND I DID A JOINT CLASS.
[He raises his hands and points around]
WELCOME TO LIBERTY CITY. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LEARN ABOUT JUSTICE TODAY. THE SAMURAI GOROH WAY. IT'S CALLED PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS.
HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK. A SELECT FEW OF YOU WILL PLAY COPS. YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE CITY. BE BON COPS OR BAD COPS, I COULD CARE LESS.
THE REST OF YOU WILL BE ROBBERS. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, CHILL OUT SOMEWHERE, GO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHING, OR ROB A BANK. SEE THOSE STARS ON YOUR WATCH? WHENEVER YOU DO SOMETHING EVIL OR ROBBER-LIKE SUCH AS STEALING A CAR OR TAKING CANDY FROM A ROBOT BABY, YOU GET A STAR. ONCE YOU GET THREE STARS, THE COPS GET NOTIFIED OF YOUR POSITION AND CAN FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU GO. THERE ARE NO SAFE POINTS. IF THE COPS TAG YOU, YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU MUST REMAIN FOR TEN MINUTES. THERE ARE A LOT OF TOYS AT YOUR DISPOSITION, FAKE GUNS, REAL CARS, REAL MONSTER TRUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT.
[He points to a small image]
THIS SHOULD BE YOU.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU CAUSE AS ROBBERS, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU STOP AS A COP, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
There is a VERY IMPORTANT PURPOSE to this lesson! If you plan to commit a crime, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
DON'T CALL THIS GLORIFIED TAG. EVEN IF IT IS.
[Eggman continues to hover above them.]
And don't even THINK of trying to leave the city! I have eyes EVERYWHERE!!
[Goroh stands there, arms crossed.]
THAT'S IT. GET TO IT!
ONCE THE EXERCISE IS DONE, YOU WILL GET A PART OF
A GIGANTIC CHEESEBURGER!
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*boop, there Vashta, you were shot with the fake gun. There is now a fake, sticky, non-harmful 'bullet' blob on your arm.*
I shot a cop, what an offense.
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Felony of the worst kind, undoubtedly.
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*Then off he goes to the hospital for his time before he goes back out again.*
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She's kind of a bad cop.*
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He's also shooting you with his fake gun and then high-tailing it.
What do you do.*
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While Yakkety Sax plays in the background*no subject
Until Goose runs into an alleyway.*
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Looks like you're trapped.
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*lala he'll just let her tag him this time*
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...this isn't a trap, is it?
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*then he shot her in the forehead with the fake gun and made a mad dash away from her, laughing like crazy*
not even gonna try to strikeout the Pogle jokes now
You're probably running out of ammo though, bra*
Re: not even gonna try to strikeout the Pogle jokes now
Now it's just plain running time. B|*
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Aw, shoot. Good, I needed a break.
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If. You were to take a look, that would be Vashie collapsing to the ground, unconscious. Looks like she's passed her physical limits.*
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[AWW GODDAMIT WOMAN, WHY DO YOU KEEP PASSING OUT.][And there goes Vashta on top of Bob's back.]