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Entry tags:
- !rp log,
- # driver's ed,
- # political science,
- anshu/solrock (pokemon),
- blacky/umbreon (pokemon),
- bob heather/arceus (pokemon),
- doopliss (mario),
- eggman/robotnik (sonic the hedgehog),
- flak (advance wars),
- flurrie (mario),
- ganondorf dragmire (zelda),
- goombella (mario),
- goose (pilotwings),
- goroh (f-zero),
- hojita/bulbmin (pikmin),
- jeff andonuts (mother),
- king boo (mario),
- knuckles (sonic the hedgehog),
- kumatora (mother),
- lark/nester (pilotwings),
- lash (advance wars),
- little mac (punch out),
- louie (pikmin),
- max (advance wars),
- misty (pokemon),
- parakarry (mario),
- pit (kid icarus),
- r.o.b. (gyromite),
- rhys (fire emblem),
- selene (panel de pon),
- shadow kirby (kirby),
- shinon (fire emblem),
- skull kid (zelda),
- slippy toad (starfox),
- sonic (sonic the hedgehog),
- tony (mother),
- vashta/darkrai (pokemon),
- wave (sonic the hedgehog),
- wendy o. koopa(mario),
- yoshi (mario)
DRIVER'S EDUCATION SEASON 2, EPISODE 4: DUAL CLASSES DON'T ALWAYS MEAN YOUR EXP IS DIVIDED EVENLY
CHARACTERS: SAMURAI GOROH, EGGMAN ROBOTNIK AND THEIR TEAMS OF HOMEBOYS (THAT WOULD BE YOU.)
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION.
WHERE: A NEW CITY OFFTOWN?
WHEN: DECEMBER 11TH
RATING: HOT COFFEE MODS
[Winter. It's usually depressing, boring and very white. Too bad Eggman and Robotnik are READY TO MAKE SOME NOOOISE!
As the students exit the buses, a ninja hands them a small watch. There are two buttons, ones loads up a town map,
the other seems to be the ability to communicate with each other. Finally there are three unlit star-shaped lights on the side.
As the students look up, they might notice that there is an ENTIRE TOWN that has been built up, matching the map. There are also Eggbots all around, dressed up in costumes. Some have pink dresses and terrible wigs. Some are driving cars. Some are just standing around. There's even Egg bums!
BUT....SUDDENLY!
Music starts playing.
Samurai Goroh arrives in his FIRE STINGRAY, crashing into two nearby trees as he EJECTS DRAMATICALLY and does about ten or so TOTALLY AWESOME back flips for NO GODDAMN REASON. A team of robots steps in with ninjas and puts it out before disappearing. He stands near the assembled group, looking pleased with himself.
Eggman, on the other hand, is hovering over the entire makeshift town. Is he...Is he dressed with a white wig like some sort of lame mayor? Yeap. He is.]
STUDENTS!
WELCOME BACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ALREADY BUT WHO CARES, MY NAME IS
And you all know me as
DR. ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!!
TODAY IS THE LAST DRIVER'S ED OF THE SEASON, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF PROFESSOR EGGMAN AND I DID A JOINT CLASS.
[He raises his hands and points around]
WELCOME TO LIBERTY CITY. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LEARN ABOUT JUSTICE TODAY. THE SAMURAI GOROH WAY. IT'S CALLED PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS.
HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK. A SELECT FEW OF YOU WILL PLAY COPS. YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE CITY. BE BON COPS OR BAD COPS, I COULD CARE LESS.
THE REST OF YOU WILL BE ROBBERS. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, CHILL OUT SOMEWHERE, GO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHING, OR ROB A BANK. SEE THOSE STARS ON YOUR WATCH? WHENEVER YOU DO SOMETHING EVIL OR ROBBER-LIKE SUCH AS STEALING A CAR OR TAKING CANDY FROM A ROBOT BABY, YOU GET A STAR. ONCE YOU GET THREE STARS, THE COPS GET NOTIFIED OF YOUR POSITION AND CAN FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU GO. THERE ARE NO SAFE POINTS. IF THE COPS TAG YOU, YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU MUST REMAIN FOR TEN MINUTES. THERE ARE A LOT OF TOYS AT YOUR DISPOSITION, FAKE GUNS, REAL CARS, REAL MONSTER TRUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT.
[He points to a small image]
THIS SHOULD BE YOU.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU CAUSE AS ROBBERS, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU STOP AS A COP, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
There is a VERY IMPORTANT PURPOSE to this lesson! If you plan to commit a crime, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
DON'T CALL THIS GLORIFIED TAG. EVEN IF IT IS.
[Eggman continues to hover above them.]
And don't even THINK of trying to leave the city! I have eyes EVERYWHERE!!
[Goroh stands there, arms crossed.]
THAT'S IT. GET TO IT!
ONCE THE EXERCISE IS DONE, YOU WILL GET A PART OF
A GIGANTIC CHEESEBURGER!
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION.
WHERE: A NEW CITY OFFTOWN?
WHEN: DECEMBER 11TH
RATING: HOT COFFEE MODS
[Winter. It's usually depressing, boring and very white. Too bad Eggman and Robotnik are READY TO MAKE SOME NOOOISE!
As the students exit the buses, a ninja hands them a small watch. There are two buttons, ones loads up a town map,
the other seems to be the ability to communicate with each other. Finally there are three unlit star-shaped lights on the side.
As the students look up, they might notice that there is an ENTIRE TOWN that has been built up, matching the map. There are also Eggbots all around, dressed up in costumes. Some have pink dresses and terrible wigs. Some are driving cars. Some are just standing around. There's even Egg bums!
BUT....SUDDENLY!
Music starts playing.
Samurai Goroh arrives in his FIRE STINGRAY, crashing into two nearby trees as he EJECTS DRAMATICALLY and does about ten or so TOTALLY AWESOME back flips for NO GODDAMN REASON. A team of robots steps in with ninjas and puts it out before disappearing. He stands near the assembled group, looking pleased with himself.
Eggman, on the other hand, is hovering over the entire makeshift town. Is he...Is he dressed with a white wig like some sort of lame mayor? Yeap. He is.]
STUDENTS!
WELCOME BACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ALREADY BUT WHO CARES, MY NAME IS
And you all know me as
DR. ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!!
TODAY IS THE LAST DRIVER'S ED OF THE SEASON, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF PROFESSOR EGGMAN AND I DID A JOINT CLASS.
[He raises his hands and points around]
WELCOME TO LIBERTY CITY. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LEARN ABOUT JUSTICE TODAY. THE SAMURAI GOROH WAY. IT'S CALLED PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS.
HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK. A SELECT FEW OF YOU WILL PLAY COPS. YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE CITY. BE BON COPS OR BAD COPS, I COULD CARE LESS.
THE REST OF YOU WILL BE ROBBERS. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, CHILL OUT SOMEWHERE, GO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHING, OR ROB A BANK. SEE THOSE STARS ON YOUR WATCH? WHENEVER YOU DO SOMETHING EVIL OR ROBBER-LIKE SUCH AS STEALING A CAR OR TAKING CANDY FROM A ROBOT BABY, YOU GET A STAR. ONCE YOU GET THREE STARS, THE COPS GET NOTIFIED OF YOUR POSITION AND CAN FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU GO. THERE ARE NO SAFE POINTS. IF THE COPS TAG YOU, YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU MUST REMAIN FOR TEN MINUTES. THERE ARE A LOT OF TOYS AT YOUR DISPOSITION, FAKE GUNS, REAL CARS, REAL MONSTER TRUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT.
[He points to a small image]
THIS SHOULD BE YOU.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU CAUSE AS ROBBERS, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU STOP AS A COP, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
There is a VERY IMPORTANT PURPOSE to this lesson! If you plan to commit a crime, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
DON'T CALL THIS GLORIFIED TAG. EVEN IF IT IS.
[Eggman continues to hover above them.]
And don't even THINK of trying to leave the city! I have eyes EVERYWHERE!!
[Goroh stands there, arms crossed.]
THAT'S IT. GET TO IT!
ONCE THE EXERCISE IS DONE, YOU WILL GET A PART OF
A GIGANTIC CHEESEBURGER!
Re: ((City exploring time!))
First things first. King Boo floats right through the back side of a bank and into the vaults, steals some gold bars, then proceeds to pelt them at the robo-elderly on the streets. That's one star down.
Then he lights the children's section of a mall on fire. Then locks the doors so the fake robo-kiddies can't escape. Two stars down, but who's counting? King Boo's having too much fun.
Then he danced a jigLastly, King Boo grabbed as many robo-babies out of their strollers as he could, stuffed them all in a car, jammed the gas pedal so it was pressed down, and watched as it drove into the robo-tiger cage at therobo-zoo. Robo-tigers and crying robo-babies everywhere. Ding! Three stars.*Re: ((City exploring time!))
Re: ((City exploring time!))
Re: ((City exploring time!))
*Being an advocate of proper justice and honorable encounters, Pit points his toy gun from a two-story restaurant terrace above and gives King Boo proper warning before even daring to pull the trigger (like a good cop 8C).*
Freeze! You're under arrest!
Re: ((City exploring time!))
*King Boo turns and grins at Pit, then turns transparent.*
Yeah, good luck shooting a ghost! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!
*Then he begins to sink through the concrete while laughing evilly.*
Re: ((City exploring time!))
*pouty fail face*
I'm gonna have to think up a new plan of action. Gotta keep my eyes peeled...
[Pit is so into this you don't even know 8C]
! [It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's...]
Hi Parakarry!