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Entry tags:
- !rp log,
- # driver's ed,
- # political science,
- anshu/solrock (pokemon),
- blacky/umbreon (pokemon),
- bob heather/arceus (pokemon),
- doopliss (mario),
- eggman/robotnik (sonic the hedgehog),
- flak (advance wars),
- flurrie (mario),
- ganondorf dragmire (zelda),
- goombella (mario),
- goose (pilotwings),
- goroh (f-zero),
- hojita/bulbmin (pikmin),
- jeff andonuts (mother),
- king boo (mario),
- knuckles (sonic the hedgehog),
- kumatora (mother),
- lark/nester (pilotwings),
- lash (advance wars),
- little mac (punch out),
- louie (pikmin),
- max (advance wars),
- misty (pokemon),
- parakarry (mario),
- pit (kid icarus),
- r.o.b. (gyromite),
- rhys (fire emblem),
- selene (panel de pon),
- shadow kirby (kirby),
- shinon (fire emblem),
- skull kid (zelda),
- slippy toad (starfox),
- sonic (sonic the hedgehog),
- tony (mother),
- vashta/darkrai (pokemon),
- wave (sonic the hedgehog),
- wendy o. koopa(mario),
- yoshi (mario)
DRIVER'S EDUCATION SEASON 2, EPISODE 4: DUAL CLASSES DON'T ALWAYS MEAN YOUR EXP IS DIVIDED EVENLY
CHARACTERS: SAMURAI GOROH, EGGMAN ROBOTNIK AND THEIR TEAMS OF HOMEBOYS (THAT WOULD BE YOU.)
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION.
WHERE: A NEW CITY OFFTOWN?
WHEN: DECEMBER 11TH
RATING: HOT COFFEE MODS
[Winter. It's usually depressing, boring and very white. Too bad Eggman and Robotnik are READY TO MAKE SOME NOOOISE!
As the students exit the buses, a ninja hands them a small watch. There are two buttons, ones loads up a town map,
the other seems to be the ability to communicate with each other. Finally there are three unlit star-shaped lights on the side.
As the students look up, they might notice that there is an ENTIRE TOWN that has been built up, matching the map. There are also Eggbots all around, dressed up in costumes. Some have pink dresses and terrible wigs. Some are driving cars. Some are just standing around. There's even Egg bums!
BUT....SUDDENLY!
Music starts playing.
Samurai Goroh arrives in his FIRE STINGRAY, crashing into two nearby trees as he EJECTS DRAMATICALLY and does about ten or so TOTALLY AWESOME back flips for NO GODDAMN REASON. A team of robots steps in with ninjas and puts it out before disappearing. He stands near the assembled group, looking pleased with himself.
Eggman, on the other hand, is hovering over the entire makeshift town. Is he...Is he dressed with a white wig like some sort of lame mayor? Yeap. He is.]
STUDENTS!
WELCOME BACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ALREADY BUT WHO CARES, MY NAME IS
And you all know me as
DR. ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!!
TODAY IS THE LAST DRIVER'S ED OF THE SEASON, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF PROFESSOR EGGMAN AND I DID A JOINT CLASS.
[He raises his hands and points around]
WELCOME TO LIBERTY CITY. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LEARN ABOUT JUSTICE TODAY. THE SAMURAI GOROH WAY. IT'S CALLED PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS.
HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK. A SELECT FEW OF YOU WILL PLAY COPS. YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE CITY. BE BON COPS OR BAD COPS, I COULD CARE LESS.
THE REST OF YOU WILL BE ROBBERS. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, CHILL OUT SOMEWHERE, GO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHING, OR ROB A BANK. SEE THOSE STARS ON YOUR WATCH? WHENEVER YOU DO SOMETHING EVIL OR ROBBER-LIKE SUCH AS STEALING A CAR OR TAKING CANDY FROM A ROBOT BABY, YOU GET A STAR. ONCE YOU GET THREE STARS, THE COPS GET NOTIFIED OF YOUR POSITION AND CAN FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU GO. THERE ARE NO SAFE POINTS. IF THE COPS TAG YOU, YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU MUST REMAIN FOR TEN MINUTES. THERE ARE A LOT OF TOYS AT YOUR DISPOSITION, FAKE GUNS, REAL CARS, REAL MONSTER TRUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT.
[He points to a small image]
THIS SHOULD BE YOU.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU CAUSE AS ROBBERS, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU STOP AS A COP, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
There is a VERY IMPORTANT PURPOSE to this lesson! If you plan to commit a crime, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
DON'T CALL THIS GLORIFIED TAG. EVEN IF IT IS.
[Eggman continues to hover above them.]
And don't even THINK of trying to leave the city! I have eyes EVERYWHERE!!
[Goroh stands there, arms crossed.]
THAT'S IT. GET TO IT!
ONCE THE EXERCISE IS DONE, YOU WILL GET A PART OF
A GIGANTIC CHEESEBURGER!
WHAT: ...WHAT?
WHAT!: DRIVER'S EDUCATION.
WHERE: A NEW CITY OFFTOWN?
WHEN: DECEMBER 11TH
RATING: HOT COFFEE MODS
[Winter. It's usually depressing, boring and very white. Too bad Eggman and Robotnik are READY TO MAKE SOME NOOOISE!
As the students exit the buses, a ninja hands them a small watch. There are two buttons, ones loads up a town map,
the other seems to be the ability to communicate with each other. Finally there are three unlit star-shaped lights on the side.
As the students look up, they might notice that there is an ENTIRE TOWN that has been built up, matching the map. There are also Eggbots all around, dressed up in costumes. Some have pink dresses and terrible wigs. Some are driving cars. Some are just standing around. There's even Egg bums!
BUT....SUDDENLY!
Music starts playing.
Samurai Goroh arrives in his FIRE STINGRAY, crashing into two nearby trees as he EJECTS DRAMATICALLY and does about ten or so TOTALLY AWESOME back flips for NO GODDAMN REASON. A team of robots steps in with ninjas and puts it out before disappearing. He stands near the assembled group, looking pleased with himself.
Eggman, on the other hand, is hovering over the entire makeshift town. Is he...Is he dressed with a white wig like some sort of lame mayor? Yeap. He is.]
STUDENTS!
WELCOME BACK. EVERYONE KNOWS THIS ALREADY BUT WHO CARES, MY NAME IS
And you all know me as
DR. ROBOTNIK, THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE WORLD!!!
TODAY IS THE LAST DRIVER'S ED OF THE SEASON, SO I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE INTERESTING IF PROFESSOR EGGMAN AND I DID A JOINT CLASS.
[He raises his hands and points around]
WELCOME TO LIBERTY CITY. YOU'RE ALL GOING TO LEARN ABOUT JUSTICE TODAY. THE SAMURAI GOROH WAY. IT'S CALLED PLAYING COPS AND ROBBERS.
HERE'S HOW IT WILL WORK. A SELECT FEW OF YOU WILL PLAY COPS. YOU HAVE COMPLETE CONTROL OVER THE CITY. BE BON COPS OR BAD COPS, I COULD CARE LESS.
THE REST OF YOU WILL BE ROBBERS. YOU CAN DO WHATEVER YOU WANT, CHILL OUT SOMEWHERE, GO BUY SOME NEW CLOTHING, OR ROB A BANK. SEE THOSE STARS ON YOUR WATCH? WHENEVER YOU DO SOMETHING EVIL OR ROBBER-LIKE SUCH AS STEALING A CAR OR TAKING CANDY FROM A ROBOT BABY, YOU GET A STAR. ONCE YOU GET THREE STARS, THE COPS GET NOTIFIED OF YOUR POSITION AND CAN FIND YOU WHEREVER YOU GO. THERE ARE NO SAFE POINTS. IF THE COPS TAG YOU, YOU WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO THE HOSPITAL WHERE YOU MUST REMAIN FOR TEN MINUTES. THERE ARE A LOT OF TOYS AT YOUR DISPOSITION, FAKE GUNS, REAL CARS, REAL MONSTER TRUCKS, DO WHAT YOU WANT.
[He points to a small image]
THIS SHOULD BE YOU.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU CAUSE AS ROBBERS, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
THE MORE CRIMES YOU STOP AS A COP, THE BETTER YOUR GRADE. BONUS POINTS FOR CREATIVITY.
There is a VERY IMPORTANT PURPOSE to this lesson! If you plan to commit a crime, DON'T GET CAUGHT!!
DON'T CALL THIS GLORIFIED TAG. EVEN IF IT IS.
[Eggman continues to hover above them.]
And don't even THINK of trying to leave the city! I have eyes EVERYWHERE!!
[Goroh stands there, arms crossed.]
THAT'S IT. GET TO IT!
ONCE THE EXERCISE IS DONE, YOU WILL GET A PART OF
A GIGANTIC CHEESEBURGER!
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But this is driver's Ed. We might as well try to learn driving.
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[He pushed down on the middle pedal and unfortunately, the car was kind of a sensitive young virgin and pressing down half way sent it flying forward. Oh.]
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAH SHINON AHHHHHHHHHHH
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do a barrel roll and all that.]Re: ((City exploring time!))
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[He is obviously unconscious.]
...Great. He's out like a light.
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You know what? I don't even care any more. Do it.
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[He got out of that car so quick.]
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[Ponders]
I'm going to stick to horses from now on.