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Smash Rising Mods ([personal profile] mansionstaff) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2014-05-30 06:31 pm

Don’t worry about the future.

Who: EV ERY ONE
What: Graduation. Prom.
When: The evening of May 31st.
Where: The Stadium.
Warnings: WHO KNOWS

It's a beautiful spring evening at Smash Academy, the barest hints of summer just beginning to touch the stadium floor, which had been rearranged into a platform overlooking neat rows of chairs meant to seat the gathered crowd of faculty and students. Towards the other end of the complex was the arrangement for the prom that was to follow. Food and drink, chairs and tables, each with a floral centerpiece, and, of course, a dance floor.

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Before everyone could get their party on, however, there was the main event of the evening. From his place at the podium, Master Hand watched students and staff alike find their way into the stadium. With the recent shadow bug invasion, there seemed to be tensions in need of dispelling. If the Headmaster knew one thing, however, it was that some silly antics were not going to ruin this esteemed event. Not tonight. Not if he could help it.

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HEY DUDES! Here's how stuff is going to work. We kick off the log with GRADUATION. This part of the log will be divided into separate threads. I'll post them all at once, so feel free to hop around, mingle, post whenever, wherever.

HOWEVER, once the PROM starts, it will be up to you guys to post your own threads. Please check out last year's log if you'd like an idea of how this works. Everything after the thread titled "DISMISSAL" (I will post that in a bit, so don't post prom threads until I have that up!) will be considered prom, though don't let that stop you from continuing to post in the graduation section.

Please label all your threads appropriately! (Examples: "SHENANIGANS AT THE FOOD TABLE", "DANCE-OFF", "THE PUNCH IS SPIKED", "BOTHER X" In general, a location + what is going on in the thread is the way to go. Obviously, more than one thread can take place at the same location. 

Linking back and forth when and if you thread hop is very much appreciated. If things start to look a bit laggy, we'll bump to the next page. Most importantly, TAG YOUR DUDES, HAVE FUN, and let a mod know about any problems or concerns you might have!
iamtheeggman: (Listen well!)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-06-13 02:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"You had better watch what you say to me!" Eggman warned him. "I'll make you eat those words!"
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[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-06-13 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
"You gonna dip 'em in cheese for me first?" Joel asked, finding Eggman about as threatening as a basket of kittens.
iamtheeggman: (Back to the drawing board)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-06-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
"If by 'dip 'em in cheese' you mean 'have my robots riddle you with holes', then yes," he replied.
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[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-06-15 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
"Hoooo boy." Joel replied. "Really, now? You're gonna threaten me with robots? The heck kind'a man are you?"
iamtheeggman: (Quiet I'm up to something)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-06-16 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
"The greatest scientific genius in the world."
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[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-06-16 06:12 am (UTC)(link)
"So what do you do around here exactly?" Joel asked. "Apart from take up space?"
iamtheeggman: (Push button; conquer world)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-06-19 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Teach demolitions."
golonghorns: (Yeah ok I'm listening)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-06-21 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
"So they hook a chain to your draws and swing you into buildings?"
iamtheeggman: (Evil sihlouette)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-06-23 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
Eggman punched him in the beard.

"I'd be happy to arrange a DEMONSTRATION of my craft."
golonghorns: (Grimdark)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-06-24 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Joel licked Eggman's moustache.

"Uh-huh. Don't go puttin' yourself out on my account."
iamtheeggman: (Ain't I a stinker?)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-06-26 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ew that's gross.

"Oh, well, after you've SO endeared yourself to me, how could I refuse?"
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[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-06-28 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
You mean entirely shippable. Joel's beard/Eggman's moustache OTP4EVER

"You got firecrackers in your pockets or somethin'?"
iamtheeggman: (Quiet I'm up to something)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-06-28 08:44 pm (UTC)(link)
"Oh, not HERE. Later. When you least expect it."

"Well, I've taken all I can of you, so... get out of my sight," he waved Joel off, turning to glare at the rest of the room again.
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[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-06-28 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Get out of his sight.

Get out of his sight.

Joel was furious for about three seconds. Three long seconds. He was currently armed and highly tempted to just outright kill this strange man. It... really wouldn't be difficult and if he was honest with himself, he wouldn't feel bad for doing it.

But he'd jeopardize his life here. As hard as society was to navigate, being locked up for murder was no way to be. No. It wasn't worth it.

....that didn't mean he couldn't be an even bigger pain in Eggman's substantial ass.

He threw an arm over Robotnik's shoulder. "What's the hurry? I ain't finished with you, pal. Y'know, ain't every day you run into a guy like you. Scientific Genius and all. Probably not a chemistry whizz, though. I mean, the chemical composition of Rogaine can't be that hard to figure out."
iamtheeggman: (GRRR)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-07-01 03:22 am (UTC)(link)
"RRRGH!" Eggman sputtered angrily. He was not pleased with being teased. To put it mildly. No, no... Deep calming breaths...

"Perhaps so. And perhaps I should send you the chemical composition for SOAP," he retorted.
golonghorns: (About to tell some bullshit)

[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-07-01 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Obh, did I forget to bathe before comin'?" Joel asked, leaning in to sniff at his armpit. He knew very well that he'd cleaned up for this evening. He hadn't shaved. But then again, he rarely ever did...

Still. If this guy thought he smelled, all the better. His arm tightened over the other man's shoulders and he leaned in a little.

"So, how long have you been teaching at this place anyway? Guy like you looks like he doesn't get around much. I guess you don't have to, bein' so smart and all. Probably got worlds worth of information right up here."

He rapped gently on Eggman's head.
iamtheeggman: (How do you not get it?!)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-07-03 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
"RRR... Take your hand off me, or you'll LOSE IT!" Eggman declared angrily, batting Joel's arm away. His patience was wearing thin. Thinner.
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[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-07-03 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
"Woah, easy there, Hoss!" Joel admonished Eggman, moving his hand. "I didn't realize you were THAT hungry, even though I should have guessed it to look at you. I don't need you bitin' at my arm. Dealt with enough of that in my life time."

He picked a sandwich up from the table and kind of casually lobbed it at Eggman's face, under armed. "Here. Ketch. Don't starve on my account."

It's a ham sandwich. An Evil Ham sandwich.
iamtheeggman: (GRRR)

[personal profile] iamtheeggman 2014-07-09 03:15 am (UTC)(link)
Eggman caught that sandwich.

And then he took a big bite out of it, glowering at Joel.

"Just keep pushing me, see where it gets you," he warned, in between bites of evil ham.
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[personal profile] golonghorns 2014-07-09 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Further'n it will get you, making an enemy out of me.

I'll see you around.

[And so Joel started walking to the other end of the snack table. He had to admit, he was kind of impressed at how easily Eggman caught that sandwich. In his experience, doughy guys weren't that quick. Except for maybe Bill. Bill had been quick and doughy.]