i saw mommy kissin santa claus

[mansionstaff]

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 15th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

SUDDENLY, AND WITHOUT WARNING...



The entire school has become covered in mistletoe overnight. It grows out of the walls! The ceilings! Everywhere you least expect it? HOW CAN THIS BE??

It's probably best not to think about it. Attempts to uproot the plants or burn them away only makes the plants grow back faster. For the time being, it seems the school must live with it.

The astute might find an unassuming note pinned the bulletin board in the main office. WHAT COULD IT POSSIBLY MEAN??



[OOC INSTRUCTIONS:
+ Post dudes, get kisses!
+ Some (NOT ALL) plants are cursed. If you manage to step under a cursed plant, you are glued to the spot until you receive a kiss OR tell a secret--characters, of course, logically will not know about the secret option to start! The IC clue is the mysterious note.
+ PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAG YOUR CHARACTERS
+ That's it, we love you.]

Comments

[flamejock]

"Who's Moe?" Jock asked. "What's a bara?"

[mediumdivided]

Yamada gasped in complete disbelief. SHOCK. GASP.

"How could you be so ignorant? There's so much work here to be done... Allow me to educate you."

AHEM. "Bara, or gei comi is a subgenre of adult manga..." Yamada explained, giving almost verbatim the same exact explanation he gave to Max. The similarities between the two men were quite remarkable he thought to himself, though he had to admit Max was almost absurdly muscular by comparison. (To anything.) ...Or maybe he was inadvertently typecasting. Shame on himself.

"Moe on the other hand is much less easily defined. Moe is a feeling, a burning passion you have for a specific property or attribute. Tell me, what sort of things get your heart blazing and pounding like _{doki doki?}"

[flamejock]

"Oh!" said Jock. "I have a burning passion for Blue! She's my trainer! I love her more than anything else in the world! She's the best ever because she's beautiful and smart and nice and smells good and loves me and gives me brushes and ear scratches and she's wonderful and the best ever!"

Wow, this guy is 100% totally thrilled to talk to you about how great this Blue lady is.

[mediumdivided]

Wow this guy sure likes the color blue who also happens to apparently be the name of a woman. Who the heck names their kid after a color? (RPG Video game protagonists, that's who.)

"Aha! See! There is it. You are moe for Blue. Blue is your moe. For me, that is how I feel about Boo-ko-chan from Ｈｅｒｅｔｉｃ　Ａｎｇｅｌｓ　☆　Ｍｏｃｈｉ　Ｍｏｃｈｉ. Things similair to her likeness and that remind me of her I find very--" Yamada clasped his hands together and his voice pitched up an octave, "--moeeeeee~!"

"Now you understand."

[flamejock]

"Yeah!" said Jock excitedly, picking up on Yamada's zany thrills over Boo-ko-chan. "I'm moe for my mom!"

"What do we do with all of this moe?" he asked. "Do we do things or do we just be super excited and happy all the time?"

[mediumdivided]

"Excellent question. If it were feasible to harness the energy of all things moe, who knows what kind of good we could do for all of mankind?"

"Otherwise excited and happy, yes, that we can do."

[flamejock]

"Okay!" said Jock. "I can love my mom with all my heart!"

Man, this guy is totally riding the moe.