POOL PARTY BABY IT WAS A COOL PARTY

[glazedandconfused]

Who: YOU
What: IT WAS A POOL PARTY FOR THE COOL KIDS AT MY SCHOOL
When: ALL DAY SATURDAY, AUGUST 10th
Where: THE POOL
Warnings: HOLY GUACAMOLE, WE'VE GOT CHIPS

The posters have been up all week, and today

is the day.



The outdoor pool has been filled with all manner of pool-related recreational materials, including but not limited to pool noodles and as many floaties as one could possibly want. Everything is perfect for an afternoon of food, music, and water-based recreation.

Just don't run on the concrete, or the lifeguard might revoke your pool privileges.

Comments

[flamejock]

HE'S NOT MOVING. HE PROBABLY SWALLOWED SOME WATER. IS HE BREATHING? I CAN'T TELL IF HE'S BREATHING.

WHY ISN'T HE MOVING.

OH SWEET BABY ARECEUS, TO BE TAKEN IN THE PRIME OF HIS YOUTH.

WOE BETIDE US! WOE BETIDE US ALL!

[glazedandconfused]

Holy crap. Holy crap!!

As she clambered out of the pool, dragging Jock with her, she suddenly found that the ground was no longer beneath her feet! Rescue lady number three was apparently super strong--not that she was complaining. The faster they all got out of the pool, the better.

There would be time to be in awe of Samus later--for now, the important thing was to see whether or not Jock was breathing. It was likely he'd swallowed a great deal of water on his way down to the pool, which meant it was TIME FOR CPR.

Aoi positioned her hands, then leaned down and gave Jock

his very first kiss.

[flamejock]

This is a terrible first kiss.

And you forgot to turn him on his side to drain the water out.

GURGLE GURGLE.

[glazedandconfused]

Hey, who is Japan's Most Greatest High School Swimmer Lady? Not Jock.

Aoi turned him on his side to drain the water out.

[icequeen_aran]

Samus stood off to the side.

Usually shooting things worked.

She contemplated this for a split second.

[flamejock]

All that practice as a wooper was finally paying off.

Water came leaking out of his mouth and onto the beautiful poolside area.

[travelingbelle]

Blue was there to soothingly rub his back all the while so maybe he didn't get shot. "It's okay, Jock, it's okay."

Was he even AWAKE, Blue?

She looked at Samus. "I'm sorry, could I ask you to grab my bag from over there?" Point. "It's a yellow duffel. I'm pretty sure I have a Revive or something in there. Please."

[icequeen_aran]

Samus's eyes followed where Blue pointed, affirming her new mission objective with a nod.

"Right."

Off she briskly went no further questions asked, and returned with yellow duffel bag in hand.

[glazedandconfused]

Meanwhile, Aoi was incredibly concerned with the state of the unconscious Poke-man lying on the ground in front of her. He was breathing, which was good, but they weren't exactly out of the woods yet.

"Hey, are you all right? Can you hear me?"

[flamejock]

This probably counted as getting several hydro cannons fired off at once.

No, he was decidedly not alright.

He lay there, occasionally coughing more water out of his inner recesses, not hearing and not really. . . doing alert-people things.

Unconscious pokemon, bro.

Although if you asked him to move a boulder with his head or break a rock with his mouth, strangely he can still do that.

[travelingbelle]

"Thank you," Blue said in a rush to Samus, wasting no time in taking the bag to search its contents. Her hand flicked to the pocket where all of her potions and other healing items were kept. She always tried to keep at least one just in case... "Ah!"

The fetched Revive in her hand, Blue turned back to Jock and gently laid her hand on his shoulder.

"He should be okay," she said calmly, but her face still showed that she was still worried as all get out. The trainer... used the Revive in a very ambiguously described fashion as it is a mineral and not a potion and what does that even mean.

[flamejock]

It's a rectal suppository.

Jock moved slightly on his own suddenly. "Gmgggmgggrrraaaggggggggrrrrrrrr," he said. It was sort of a cross between a growl and a groan.

"Gggarrrgggggggggggg," he continued. He tried to get to his knees but sort of failed pathetically at getting to his knees, as he's still an arcanine in a puddle of water.

[travelingbelle]

It's okay, Jock, you were getting helped to a nearby chair where there were no more puddles.

"Shhh, shh."

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

Meanwhile, Mondo stood around uselessly daydreaming about people attending cons and staying up too late in Vancouver for some odd reason no one can grasp when he could have most definitely been put to better use. It's like everyone forgot completely about Mondo as a presence in this thread. But no, these ladies were full of ACTION, and the moment he fell into the pool they went straight to work rescuing Jock. There was little room nor need for him to intervene, but he did kind of... creep closer to the hectic scene and hover around it with a hint of uncertain anxiousness, like a kid whose dad just came home after he broke a window in the house and knew he did something wrong. When he subtly drifted close to the chair Jock was guided into, he helpfully asked,

"Uhh... Is he gonna be alright?"

wait for it

[travelingbelle]

Blue destroyed thread order as she turned to stare at Mondo.

[travelingbelle]

And stared.

[travelingbelle]

And stood up, taking a quick survey of the options at hand.

[travelingbelle]

Blue crossed the distance and punched Mondo directly in the dick.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

OH SHIT NOT AGAIN

He couldn't even defend himself in time as Blue's fist came into slammin contact with Mondo's crotch. At least he wasn't... completely naked this time he got socked in the junk by a girl named after the color blue? That didn't make it feel any less terrible.

An agonized scream drowned out the sounds of music on speakers and people having fun.

Mondo collapsed to his knees pitifully holding onto his damaged goods. All he could force out amid his gut-wrenching pain was a hoarse "Why..."

[glazedandconfused]

Aoi wasn't entirely sure what was going on but she was pretty certain Mondo deserved it.

[travelingbelle]

She grabbed him by his other dick stupid hair and pulled it up so she could lean down and seethe into his face.

"I'm sure he has told you he's a fire-type. Think about it. What the hell did you think would happen, asshole?!"

Blue let his crushed hair go.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

His hair, crushed like his dick.

"I didn't know... pools counted for nuthin'!" was his half-assed excuse. He waited a beat to cringe and groan. "He's got n-no fire to put out! Does he look on fire to you?!"

[flamejock]

A feeble voice, as if coming from a wheezy baby or fainting elderly person or wheezy elderly fainting baby, came from the pool chair behind Mondo and his pained nethers.

"I have fire on the inside, lots of it," wheezed Jock.

He then summarily leaned over and vomited water out of his mouth. Lots of good wooper practice today.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

"I fucked up, didn't I?"

[glazedandconfused]

Aoi nods solemnly, even if she understands nothing of Pokemon and has only a tenuous grasp on the current situation.

You fucked up.