POOL PARTY BABY IT WAS A COOL PARTY

[glazedandconfused]

Who: YOU
What: IT WAS A POOL PARTY FOR THE COOL KIDS AT MY SCHOOL
When: ALL DAY SATURDAY, AUGUST 10th
Where: THE POOL
Warnings: HOLY GUACAMOLE, WE'VE GOT CHIPS

The posters have been up all week, and today

is the day.



The outdoor pool has been filled with all manner of pool-related recreational materials, including but not limited to pool noodles and as many floaties as one could possibly want. Everything is perfect for an afternoon of food, music, and water-based recreation.

Just don't run on the concrete, or the lifeguard might revoke your pool privileges.

Comments

[flamejock]

A feeble voice, as if coming from a wheezy baby or fainting elderly person or wheezy elderly fainting baby, came from the pool chair behind Mondo and his pained nethers.

"I have fire on the inside, lots of it," wheezed Jock.

He then summarily leaned over and vomited water out of his mouth. Lots of good wooper practice today.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

"I fucked up, didn't I?"

[glazedandconfused]

Aoi nods solemnly, even if she understands nothing of Pokemon and has only a tenuous grasp on the current situation.

You fucked up.

[travelingbelle]

"Yes. You fucked up royally. Now shut your stupid mouth and don't you dare say he has no fire to put out ever again." Cause that was going to get you slapped.

Blue marched back over to Jock's side.

[flamejock]

Jock, meanwhile, was making the world's lamest attempts to hide.

They mostly consisted of rolling over so you couldn't see his face and curling up into a ball of pathetic.

[butterbelieveamanspromise]

"M-My bad, Jock..." he uttered from his humbled position. "I shoulda known... your life was at stake..."

[flamejock]

"It looked like fun," the lump of fuzz and muscles mumbled.

[travelingbelle]

Her soothing hand returned to Jock's back, and Blue placed a tiny kiss on his damp shoulder. "We'll talk more about that later," she promised, more or less ignoring Mondo. "Right now we take you somewhere dry and get you warmed up."

[flamejock]

"It's not all Mondo's fault," the lump of moist despair groaned, trying to cover for his bro while curled up into a ball. "It was my idea."

[travelingbelle]

"Jock," came the mom voice as she moved her hand up to stroke his hair. "I think I know which ideas you come up with and which ones you just run with. We'll talk. Later. Can you get on your feet? We need to say thank you to the very nice people that helped us out."

[flamejock]

"Thank you, very nice people," said Jock into his own chest, still curled up on the chair and trying to hide on the chair that everyone was standing around.

[glazedandconfused]

"Um, you're welcome," Aoi replied, still slightly bewildered by the entire situation. "Maybe go get checked out at the nurse, just in case.

she walked over to mondo and punched him in the dick

[icequeen_aran]

Someone probably deserved a detention in here, but Samus wasn't sure how a detention could have compared to that dick punch.

Maybe a third dick punch.

"I can carry him to Rhys." Samus offered.

[flamejock]

Jock looked up at the lady who said she would carry him. Nobody carried him but Blue. He was badass.

"I don't need those three blurry blonde ladies to carry me, mom," he replied. "I can do it on my own."

Jock tried to sit up but just sort of fell over out of the chair.

Head injury.

[travelingbelle]

Whoop. Blue caught enough of him on his way down to at least prevent further injury to his noggin.

"If you don't want her to carry you, I can take you in your Pokeball. Would that be all right?"

[flamejock]

"Okay," he said shyly. "I think someone used confuse ray on me," he said, trying to explain a concussion.

[flamedog]

Jock, still in Blue's arms, turned into a giant, dizzy tigerdog.

Whoops, sorry, mom.

[travelingbelle]

Blue was already reaching for his pokeball.

Blue was squished slightly. Ow.

"I..." Hup. "I think that's a concussion."

[flamedog]

Jock just licked the face of one of the Blues he was kind of squishing a little bit.

Hopefully it was the real one???

[travelingbelle]

For the sake of his pride, everyone could maybe pretend that was the real one. Yes. Definitely not the air near her face. Good dog.

Blue fondly rubbed some of his fuzz and attempted very strategic maneuvers so she could lightly bap his ball against his snout.

Boop.

[flamedog]

Somehow he went inside of the ball? Man, I don't know how that works.

[travelingbelle]

Magic. And Pokemon Science. Mostly magic.

Blue cradled the ball carefully in her hands once that was done and sighed.

She looked over at Samus, looking grateful. "He'll be more comfortable this way... But thank you very much for the offer, I appreciate it. And your help." Picking up her bag, she looked over at Aoi and nodded. "Thank you, too, for all your help. So much. I'm sorry for all the trouble."

[icequeen_aran]

A solemn nod.

"It's fine." No thanks were needed. Samus figured 'take care and I hope we've all learned a valuable lesson here quick shifty stare at Mondo cough cough hint hint' didn't need to be verbalized.

[glazedandconfused]

"No...problem?"

AOI WAS SO CONFUSED BY WHAT JUST HAPPENED

[icequeen_aran]

"It's a Pokemon thing."

That was real helpful, Samus.