iamtheeggman: (lol I have a shiny head)
Dr. Ivo Robotnik ([personal profile] iamtheeggman) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2013-02-14 12:14 am

Happy Valentines! Your Love Is Toxic!

Who: EVERYONE
What: CUPIDBOTS
Where: EVERYWHERE
When: VALENTIMES DAY
Warnings: None yet, but will be updated if that changes

Ah, February 14th. A day for loving lovers to love... But at Smash Academy, it meant something else...

At the crack of dawn, they appeared. Tiny robotic cherubs wielding bows and arrows. Those who had been at the academy for some time knew what they were: The Cupidbots. Obnoxious, potentially life-ruining robots with one mission: Fire their arrows at unsuspecting passers-by, causing them to fall in love with the first person they saw for the next 24 hours. They would be gone by the next day, but still for the best to try and avoid them.

WHAT DO?

[[Go ahead and start up your own threads for random happenings, planned ships, or just throw your characters out and see who bites!]]

un_worthy: (200 cups of tea per day)

[personal profile] un_worthy 2013-03-02 03:34 am (UTC)(link)
Honestly, it was a pleasant enough surprise to him that Phoenix didn't bust out some Muppet Babies Dixie cups or something, ok. I pulled that out of my ass and then looked it up on Google on a whim -- THEY WERE REAL ALL THESE YEARS I THOUGHT I WAS IMAGINING THEM......

That being said, Edgeworth McFancyPants was not exactly content about having to play middle class for a day, but he kept his judgment to himself. "Thank you," He took the glass and hesitated for a moment before he raised the glass to Phoenix. "Well, er... Cheers."
thewrightidea: (Ahahaha just kidding!)

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2013-03-03 06:31 am (UTC)(link)


Phoenix at least tried, okay. He had the Muppet Babies Dixie Cups in his bathroom though. Even if there was a significant class disparity between them, he did try with his limited budget.

Smiling back, he held up his glass and clinked it against Edgeworth's. "Uh, cheers! To... friendship!" Or something. Phoenix wasn't good at coming up with toasts.
un_worthy: (i hate my life)

[personal profile] un_worthy 2013-03-04 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
dkljsffgds goddammit

Well, keeping his judgment to himself or not, he still kind of cringed inwardly a little at the sound of plastic cups clacking together. how uncivilized
But in spite of his snoot he sipped from his glass thoughtfully before he set it down and made an earnest attempt at conversation. "So, um... You said this happened before? The... Robot thing."

...Okay, he wasn't the best at the 'friendly conversation' thing.
thewrightidea: (Hmmmm)

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2013-03-05 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Phoenix on the other hand readily gulped at least half of his glass of grape juice. It was his favorite drink and he would eagerly consume it, even if it was only $8 a bottle at the local liquor store (which is pretty cheap as far as wine goes, but oops this isn't wine... OR IS IT...).

After finishing his sip, he put the glass down on a coaster (yes, at least he had coasters, Edgeworth), looking off to the side slightly in hesitation. This was an awkward conversation.

"Ah... Yeah... Last year. It... was... weird." He cleared his throat slightly. Awkward silence.
un_worthy: (this reminds me of a puzzle)

[personal profile] un_worthy 2013-03-07 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
(WHAT IS IT... THE POPULATION IS DYING TO KNOW ITS ALCOHOL CONTENT...)

"What makes you so certain it's going to happen again?" Edgeworth asked, not fully grasping the concept of 'dude just go with it.' "I haven't seen anything out of the ordinary yet, and I haven't heard any warnings about it. What do these supposed things even look like?"

C'mon Nick tell your ol' pal Edgey all about your creepy Valentine's Day romance
thewrightidea: (Bleh)

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2013-03-09 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
Seriously Edgeworth? Why couldn't you just trust Phoenix on this one? Well, he wouldn't be Edgeworth if he just accepted these things without question, but it was really all one could do at this school.

"Well... Last year when it happened, someone told me that it was generally a yearly occurrence." He shook his head. "I just don't feel like taking any chances." Though in retrospect, falling in crazy love for a day wasn't the worst of fates, but Phoenix really wanted to avoid it if he could. Reliving his college days was the last thing he wanted to do.

Hastily, he picked up his glass of grape juice with questionable alcohol content and sipped more of it in slight nervousness.
un_worthy: (this newspaper is so lame)

crawls out of a grave, weeping

[personal profile] un_worthy 2013-04-12 10:51 pm (UTC)(link)
BECAUSE IT SOUNDED DUMB

...ER THAN SOME OF THE OTHER GARBAGE HE HAS BEEN FORCED TO BELIEVE THUS FAR

Listen it was a miracle that he was following along as much as he was. Edgeworth was not good at this. "All right, fine." He relented and lifted his glass to drink out of it, "But if it's such a concern I would've appreciated a warning."

He looked back down at his papers and frowned thoughtfully before posing a question: "Have you been keeping up with the news?"
thewrightidea: (Pondering)

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2013-04-13 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Phoenix cringed slightly. Okay, he probably should have warned Edgeworth about this whole thing before he came by. But then Edgeworth probably wouldn't have visited him. Well, no, he had no idea.

But at least he changed the subject. Phoenix looked thoughtfully back at Edgeworth, taking another sip of his grape juice.

"Oh... Of course. I try to keep up with it." Of course he was aware of the murder that had happened not too long before, as well as a few other issues. "Why, anything of note?"