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Characters: Many
What: Hotel Antics
Where: Fountain of Youth Hot Springs , hotel lobby and then some
When: today
Rating: Varies. PG-13 on average

[[ OOC notice. This post will act as a hub for hotel antics outside the bath areas. Each room (or place should you go exploring with your buddies) will be it's own thread IN THIS POST. Those of you STARTING threads make sure you fill the subject line appropriately (like "so & so's room " or "the grand buffet") for easy indexing. If comment threads get squished too far into the right after a while, feel free to start a new part 2 thread.

TEGAKI THREADS ARE ALSO ALLOWED. Anyone who begins a Tegaki log, post a link to that tegaki thread in a new thread WITHIN THIS POST as you would a new LJ room log.

Lastly, there's internet access so you can post personal thoughts and things in your regular journals but you don't need to link them here.

That is all!

I'm going to start the lobby thread in the comments]]

Oh, and

Mucho thankos to

sora_dake_ka for composing this map!

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"Hey." Waluigi replied, sitting down on a stool nearby, ordering a glass of Shōchū for himself. He'd taken a shower after arriving and now needed the power of a stiff drink to calm down all the aches and pains he'd feel next morning from his little escapade with his brother.

Jolene looked at the really tall guy in purple. She thought his clothes were funny, but didn't say anything.

"Greetings," she waved, "You were on the flying bus or, the Falcon bus?" she asked, making light conversation.

"A little of both, you might say." he replied, smiling. "Are you a fellow faculty member? I don't think we've met yet." He pointed towards himself. "Waluigi Aoki Martinet. I'm the Physical Education and Drama teacher."

Jolene smirked and pointed to herself, "Jolene, Sex Education!"

She then added, "I was on the Falcon bus. So, was the ride as bad for you as it was fer me?"

Sex Education huh? Waluigi had heard about her from the other students and he grin inwardly. Anyone who could make the students uncomfortable was a-okay with him.

"Well let's see." he paused, trying to find the best way to summarize everything. "I boarded Porky's retarded bus contraption, and pretty much stayed there until my brother, Wario, who's just been hired, burst into the back door. Probably forgot to set his damn alarm, if I know him well enough. Anyway, it's been a while we hadn't seen each other and seeing the Falcon down there almost winning the race those two idiots were doing against each other, we decided to intervene. I dunno, it felt like a good idea at the time." He grinned evilly. "We used to pull that shit all the time as kids. So Wario decides to freaking moon Falcon while I just give him the fingered salut. I think that pissed him off, because the next thing you know, the window's broken and where flying off at mach 3 speeds. Hell of a ride, huh?"

Jolene burst out laughing, "That was your brother?!" she remembered being scarred mentally by the sight of a very round, very pale ass in the front window.

"I don't think it was that crazy for me, but that damn barrel roll nearly broke my leg! Again!" she added her part of the trip in.

"So what's yer brother teaching?"

"Game design," he snickered. "How the hell he even managed to get the higher-ups to approve that, I'll never know."

Jolene gave a quizzical look, "That's an odd job. He seemed pretty crazy. I hope he doesn't kill any kids."

Then she added in, "Cause that's my job."

"Wario will probably rob the kids before he kills them," he admitted. "Yeah, he's crazy, but a damn lucky bastard, considering the fortune he's amassed.

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