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Entry tags:
- !class log,
- !incomplete log,
- !open log,
- !rp log,
- # biology,
- adam malkovich (metroid),
- ai/purple pikmin (pikmin),
- amaterasu (okami),
- blacky/misdreavus (pokemon),
- cammy white (street fighter),
- captain falcon (f-zero),
- jeff andonuts (mother),
- jeff angel (hotel dusk),
- knuckles (sonic the hedgehog),
- lash (advance wars),
- natural harmonia gropius (pokemon),
- pépin/joltik (pokemon),
- red (pokemon),
- riwane/charmander (pokemon),
- samus aran (metroid),
- slippy toad (starfox)
Biology Class 1
What: Biology class
Who: Adam Malkovich and anyone joining the class
Where: Biology classroom
When: Monday, October 3rd
Warnings: None right now
Adam was already waiting behind his desk, watching the students enter the classroom. Once the room was full and the door was closed, he began with an introduction to the class. "Welcome to biology. Since I have yet to place the education of the students here, today will just be a quiz to see how everyone is in biology. Due to this, today's class will be shorter than usual. If some of you find this class too easy, I will raise the difficulty of the class depending on the average success of everyone in this classroom."
He then handed out one quiz to each student, containing seven questions in total. The questions read:
"1.Define the study of biology in one paragraph.
2. How do people benefit from scientific advancements in biology?
3. What are four characteristics that all organisms share?
4. How does biodiversity depend on a species' ability to reproduce?
5. Why is biodiversity greater closer to the equator?
6. Why is reproduction considered a characteristic of life if not all living things reproduce?
7. A Bloatsac can survive in most climates and terrains, and secretes a venomous sap over its body. Very few organisms can ingest this venomous sap and survive, making it an effective defense mechanism for the plant. Would this increase the Bloatsac's biodiversity or decrease it?"
After returning to his desk, Adam glanced at the clock and decided, "You have fifteen minutes to complete the quiz."
Who: Adam Malkovich and anyone joining the class
Where: Biology classroom
When: Monday, October 3rd
Warnings: None right now
Adam was already waiting behind his desk, watching the students enter the classroom. Once the room was full and the door was closed, he began with an introduction to the class. "Welcome to biology. Since I have yet to place the education of the students here, today will just be a quiz to see how everyone is in biology. Due to this, today's class will be shorter than usual. If some of you find this class too easy, I will raise the difficulty of the class depending on the average success of everyone in this classroom."
He then handed out one quiz to each student, containing seven questions in total. The questions read:
"1.Define the study of biology in one paragraph.
2. How do people benefit from scientific advancements in biology?
3. What are four characteristics that all organisms share?
4. How does biodiversity depend on a species' ability to reproduce?
5. Why is biodiversity greater closer to the equator?
6. Why is reproduction considered a characteristic of life if not all living things reproduce?
7. A Bloatsac can survive in most climates and terrains, and secretes a venomous sap over its body. Very few organisms can ingest this venomous sap and survive, making it an effective defense mechanism for the plant. Would this increase the Bloatsac's biodiversity or decrease it?"
After returning to his desk, Adam glanced at the clock and decided, "You have fifteen minutes to complete the quiz."
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The answers are as follows [French is in italics]:
1. I have not read any books about "biology", sir! Sorry sorry! I do not know!
2. Maybe when the
siensceinscienteistspeople do science things they help people and make fossil Pokémon, yes sir? Is this right, sir? This is what Hérve told me! But fossil Pokémon are very rare, sir!3. No two people are alike, sir! This is another thing Hérve told me!
4. I do not understand this question sir! What is
"biodir"biodiversity"?5. [Blank]
6. [Blank]
7. [Blank]
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