Welcome back to all those who had the pleasure of having me as a teacher last year. I know that you know what I expect from you. As for the rest of you *smiles evilly* Welcome to Physical Education. Your teacher, one Waluigi Aoki Martinet. I won't mince words. This class will be brutal. You will hate me. You may even want to kill me. Just remember that I am legally allowed to hit you with a baseball bat and no one in the school will bat an eye. But at the end of this school year, you will not only be much more in tune with your physique, you'll hopefully be able to RUN AN ENTIRE LAP WITHOUT TRIPPING.

We'll be doing everything from working out to playing various sports. Heck, if everyone somehow behaves (ahahaha no way), I might even take you all out to go do some karting. You'll still be graded on your performance of course. And I might throw in  items in there.

But I disgress. That's a huge IF.

We've got to work a lot of work ahead of ourselves if that's to happen.

So listen up LADIES, it's time to put on your shorts and do some sweat'n, Waluigi Style.

Yeah, I don't care what you look like right now. After all, Waluigi is no judge of appearence (look at me, I've got a pink nose for Mk's sake). You could be a purple glowing space dinosaur for all I care, shorts are a requirement, I don't want any of you to run around with your equipment dangling in the open. A tank top for the ladies as well, I don't want the males ladies with to be distracted. If you can't fit in the ones I have in the huge pile in front of me, you either make your own, or you steal them from someone else.

Today's class will be a basic warming up excersize, (50 jumping jacks and stretching, then 30 situps) then a basic walk & run. That's it. So simple even a freakn' GOOMBA could do this.

So do your warmups, then walk around the track like you'd normally do while I grade you for your potential and tiers.

We had something else planned for cutting senselessly today, but SOMEBODY made it known around that "I like Mudkips" and I was assigned to assign these instead.

WHOEVER PULLED THAT PRANK OFF, IT'S NOT FUNNY!

*ahem* anyway.

Welcome back to Zoology. Today we will begin our first dissection assignment. Everyone team up in pairs and grab yourself a mudkip corpse.

Squeamish sissies can drop from the class because we'll be doing this a lot. Non-human students with unable hands can do what they can for now or postpone the assignment for after tomarrow's gijinka seminar.



I will write the instructions on the board. LET THE BEAUTIFUL SLICING COMMENCE!

and don't ask about my mustache. it's gone for a while. deal with it.