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[mansionstaff]

Who: YOU
What: KISSLETOES
When: December 14th - January 1st
Where: Everywhere
Warnings: Sloppy makeouts.

SUDDENLY, AND WITHOUT WARNING...



The entire school has become covered in mistletoe over night. It grows out of the walls! The ceilings! Everywhere you least expect it? HOW CAN THIS BE??

It's probably best not to think about it. Attempts to uproot the plants or burn them away only makes the plants grow back faster. For the time being, it seems the school is stuck with them.

[OOC INSTRUCTIONS:
+ Post dudes, get kisses!
+ Some (NOT ALL) plants are cursed. If you manage to step under a cursed plant, you are glued to the spot until you receive a kiss.
+ That's it.]

Comments

[makesitcool]

What was that quick and warm sensation just beneath your ear?

Couldn't have been a kiss. Don't be ridiculous. Kisses don't just sneak up behind you uninvited like that.

[makesithot]

YES THEY DO. THEY DO BECAUSE OF SEA MONSTERS-- I mean Cress.

Chili spun on his heel to get a better look at the perpetrator. WHO GOES THERE...

[makesitcool]

The loch cress monster. Who else?

[makesithot]

God fucking dammit.

"What do you want?" There was a hint of bitterness to his question. He heard about your earlier claim, you know... About being The Best Kisser. Cress, you see, this competition is on.

[makesitcool]

Cress showed off a look of mild hurt, even though he wasn't really. "A kiss. That is all." In case Chili was being dense, he pointed to the culprit plant.

[makesithot]

Chili puffed out his chest and placed his hands on his hips, trying to appear imposing. "A kiss, huh? Why, do you want some tips from the master?" He jabbed himself in the chest with a thumb, 'cause clearly he is the master, duh.

[makesitcool]

Chili was treated to a dubiously raised eyebrow as the blue-haired brother's arms crossed over his chest. "Don't make me laugh. If anyone is to know how poorly you execute your kisses..."

A knowing smile stretched across his face. The look he gave him was almost devilish. This is the part where you're supposed to read his mind.

[makesithot]

Chili gritted his teeth. "What's that supposed to mean, eh?! What do you know!"

[makesitcool]

"What does Cress know?" He shrugged his shoulders with those palms poised in their usual flagrant display. "More than is necessary to know that you really have nothing to boast about."

CRESS 1 CHILI 0

[makesithot]

Chili couldn't come up with anything to say in response that wouldn't sound like a bunch of angry fuming, and he knew that Cress would just shoot him down if he did. He clenched his fists tightly and stared down at Cress's shoes, his face taking on a redder and redder hue of fury.

[makesithot]

Suddenly, he looked back up, grinning wildly. "Oh yeah?" Chili challenged as his posture straightened out and his fists relaxed. "Then let's get this fire started! I'll show you what's what!"

Without warning, Chili snagged Cress with both hands, slid them down his waist to get a better grip on him, and pulled him into a fierce kiss.

gaaaaaay

[makesitcool]

".....!"

It was all too much and too fast for Cress. He was scooped up into that sweeping kiss like melting ice cream. To have his own brother kiss him so passionately and so suddenly... How depraved! It made him hot just thinking about the consequences.

[makesitcool]

But just like how adding heat to water will warm it, soon enough the water may boil. Cress's response at first was lukewarm as he allowed himself to sample Chili's intense technique, but after those first few moments passed, he showed signs of resentment. The water-type specialist started with pushing against Chili in a vehement fight to squirm out of his hold.

wow rude

[makesithot]

When Cress began to struggle against him, Chili's visage darkened and he gave him a toothy grin. "What, can't take the heat?!" he taunted, doing his best to maintain his grip on Cress's waist.

[makesitcool]

"Get off!" barked Cress. "You're being completely inappropriate!" He banged his hands against his chest and drove his heels on his toes in an effort to make him let go.

[makesithot]

"Hey, ow ow ow! Stop, Cress!" Chili's hands flew off his brother's waist, causing the two of them to fall apart. "What the hell!?"

[makesitcool]

Due to the sudden release, Cress nearly tripped backwards over his own feet. He only barely managed to regain some sense of stance as he spat angrily at Chili. "Cress could very well say the same thing! What were you thinking k-kissing Cress like that!" Warily he checked his surroundings in case anyone might have seen.

[makesithot]

He pointed up stiffly. "We're under MISTLETOE, you idiot! Have you forgotten all of those big-headed things you were just saying to me?!" Chili planted his hands firmly on his own hips, giving Cress a nasty look.

[makesitcool]

Cress met that nasty look with ocular daggers of his own. "That's not the point!"

[makesithot]

"Then what IS the point to you?! The kiss? You said you wanted that, too!" He huffed.

[makesitcool]

"I never asked for that."

[makesithot]

"Yes you did! Stop playing dumb! I don't see what the big deal is."

[makesitcool]

"No. What I mean is, I never asked for that." He corrected his posture and crossed his arms, waiting for Chili to get it through his skull.

[makesithot]

"When you ask for a kiss from me, that's what you're gonna get! Ohh, I get it. I knew it: you can't handle my fiery passion!" Suddenly he was grinning again, like he won or something.

[makesitcool]

"Your kiss was a little too amorous considering your partner, don't you think?"