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smash_logs2014-02-12 11:03 pm
icequeen_aran) wrote in smash_logs2014-02-12 11:03 pm
Armed Weaponry - SHOOT THE TARGETS!
Who: Samus and YOUUUU
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Tuesday, February 11th
Warnings: S for Samus
[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry... or at least the note on room 214 is telling you that:
Student uprisings and Fighting For Your Rights may be slightly more forgivable depending on when that happens. BUT! For intents and purposes... yeah man, that snow has got to be all kinds of gross and brown by now. No amount of adorable seasonal garland-y pink-hearted Valentine's Day decor strung from the ceilings will cover that up (sorry Zelda). So Armed Weaponry will be reconvening to the large stadium with the dome roof tightly sealed. No sticky situations will be had here in their fighting fortress. Today's fight will be against these suckers placed strategically throughout a large floating arrangement of slippery icy blocks.]
Today we'll be running through Target Smash obstacle course four. Take note of the icy surface and the hazards it can present.
Ice and cold are not exactly my favorite things in the world, but... [TIME TO DEMONSTRATE! Bundled up in little more than jeans and a flexible blue jacket, Samus leaps up to the rightmost lower section of pillared platforms and uses her momentum to slide down the slope. The target is taken out with a single pink bolt from her paralyzer gun and it looks like she's going to slide right off the edge into the icy abyss, BUT NAY! She continues to use her momentum to provide a nice kick-off for a wall jump across the adjacent platform and up onto the next. She's not going to run through the whole course (of course) so from there she slides off and hits safe ground with a dull thud. She made it look so easy.]
You must be nimble and utilize your weight efficiently. Only ranged weapons will be allowed.
[BEHOLD! A BOX OF ITEMS! Inside you may make your selection of RAY GUN (both old and new models), SUPER SCOPE, CRACKER LAUNCHER, STAR ROD, Cornerian styled blaster, and bows that aren't but look suspiciously like the Hero's Bow. There are probably other odds and ends in here as well.]
You may utilize special abilities so long as the target isn't ultimately destroyed by a melee attack. If you want to punch stuff go see Max in Smash Fundamentals,
There are ten targets in total. You will be timed.
[She slides her gun right back in her thigh holster super cool]
Good luck.
What: holy balls Armed Weaponry class
Where: Room 214 / Stadium in Shoot The Targets mode
When: Tuesday, February 11th
Warnings: S for Samus
[MUCH LIKE ANY OF HER OTHER CLASSES, Samus has totally been teaching hers in spirit the whole time and not just once a year as my abysmal log posting activity shows. If that. That said, welcome to Armed Weaponry... or at least the note on room 214 is telling you that:
Students of Armed Weaponry class please meet in the stadium today.
PS- tardiness due to previously unforeseen weather events including and not limited to leftover edible snow will not be excused.
Student uprisings and Fighting For Your Rights may be slightly more forgivable depending on when that happens. BUT! For intents and purposes... yeah man, that snow has got to be all kinds of gross and brown by now. No amount of adorable seasonal garland-y pink-hearted Valentine's Day decor strung from the ceilings will cover that up (sorry Zelda). So Armed Weaponry will be reconvening to the large stadium with the dome roof tightly sealed. No sticky situations will be had here in their fighting fortress. Today's fight will be against these suckers placed strategically throughout a large floating arrangement of slippery icy blocks.]
Today we'll be running through Target Smash obstacle course four. Take note of the icy surface and the hazards it can present.
Ice and cold are not exactly my favorite things in the world, but... [TIME TO DEMONSTRATE! Bundled up in little more than jeans and a flexible blue jacket, Samus leaps up to the rightmost lower section of pillared platforms and uses her momentum to slide down the slope. The target is taken out with a single pink bolt from her paralyzer gun and it looks like she's going to slide right off the edge into the icy abyss, BUT NAY! She continues to use her momentum to provide a nice kick-off for a wall jump across the adjacent platform and up onto the next. She's not going to run through the whole course (of course) so from there she slides off and hits safe ground with a dull thud. She made it look so easy.]
You must be nimble and utilize your weight efficiently. Only ranged weapons will be allowed.
[BEHOLD! A BOX OF ITEMS! Inside you may make your selection of RAY GUN (both old and new models), SUPER SCOPE, CRACKER LAUNCHER, STAR ROD, Cornerian styled blaster, and bows that aren't but look suspiciously like the Hero's Bow. There are probably other odds and ends in here as well.]
You may utilize special abilities so long as the target isn't ultimately destroyed by a melee attack. If you want to punch stuff go see Max in Smash Fundamentals,
There are ten targets in total. You will be timed.
[She slides her gun right back in her thigh holster super cool]
Good luck.
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If I told you, it would ruin the surprise.
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Fine.
[She will deal with whatever he's going to throw at her and do it in stride.
...Or so she tells herself.]
Don't get comfortable with the idea this'll ever happen again.
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That's why I'm going to make the most of it.
[He's not even sure of all the things he is going to do yet, but he knows for sure it is going to be beautiful, if only because she is already squirming about it.
heh heh]