GHOST POKEMON ANGEL ROBOT

[tank_rockarms]

Who: Max and Sonny
What: Max tries to take Sonny out to eat in FDC on the second night he's back in town. Things go downhill quickly.
Where: Gilded Stockade Buffet
When: May 16th. BACKDATED TO BEFORE EGGMAN.
Warnings: Image heavy. And literally the worst song ever made in the entire world.





Welcome to The Gilded Stockade, the restaurant where everything is covered in gravy or cheese and the points don't matter you can eat as much of it as you like.



"Are you ready to get your eat on?"



Sonny has been ready to get his eat on since he was still in the great wombegg at the beginning of time.



Hell yes, we've got brohugs.



Max can make Saved-by-the-Bell era eyeglasses appear out of nowhere.



Sunshine just kept them in his pocket.



The neckbeard stands for 'classy.'



"My pecs take up two seats."



SUDDENLY, A PROBLEM OCCURS PROBLEMATICALLY.



Sunshine, the peaceloving man that he is, tries diplomacy.



Noodlearms here appears to have made a tiny mistake.



Regular. Guy.



RACISM IS BAD, KIDS. MAKING UNVERIFIED ASSUMPTIONS IS BAD, KIDS. MAKING RACIST ASSUMPTIONS IS DOUBLE BAD, KIDS.



Regular. Guy. Arms.



Sunshine, again, with the oil of Olivier, attempts to assuage the restaurant worker's racist presumptions.



HE'S SO ANGRY HE TURNED INTO A MUPPET. A RACIST MUPPET. A RACIST MUPPET WITH ISSUES.



Major problems, bro.



MORAL: That guy over there could be a pokemon and you wouldn't even know. Not even a little bit.



With a capital "D," Sunshine. With a capital D.



I can't foresee any negative outcomes to this at all.



Sonny's jaw is so goddamned manly, that punching it caused Tad's noodlearms to rotate into the center of his chest. BADASS.



It's at this point that I realized that the best I can hope for in life is to be Sonny Moe.



That's probably all full of Snorlax sweat. Gross.



THE RACIST BUFFET POSSE IS HERE TO HELP OUT. With LADLEWOMAN and PRINGLES CHIPS GUY and TONGS THE BARBARIAN to help even out the score.



Oh. That's probably less effective than she was hoping.



Up for some fisticuffs, are we, Pringles Man? Maximilian will show you what's for, bully.
(Also: Re: Paps - It keeps happening)




WE ALREADY EXPLAINED THIS, TAD. MAXIMILIAN IS THE HUMAN. WERE YOU EVEN PAYING ATTENTION?



Maximilian sort of learned Bulk Up on his own.



Oh no, Older Pete, now with longer hair and a goatee, launches a PAP SQUARED attack at Sunshine! WHATEVER WILL SUNSHINE DO???



Oh okay that probably works.



My thoughts exactly, Tongs. My thoughts exactly.



CHEESE IT, IT'S THE COPS.



But Maximilian, because he's Lawful Stupid, decides that he'll be Arrested on Principle.



Sunshine goes along with it. Bros before resisting arrest.



This is going up all over the Intertubes, you know it. what the hell is wrong with the guy on the right


Thankfully, embedded with the police was an MNN (Mushroom News Network, bringing you the latest and most exciting news since Princessgate 1995; we were THERE at KARTSPLOSION 2002) news crew, doing a LIVE REPORT about how terrible FDC has gotten recently. (Wherever there's trouble, you know to look for Toaderson Cooper). They were there to catch the arrest.

You probably saw it like 27 times as they replayed it over and over and over again and had a bunch of talking heats bloviate about it for the better part of the evening.

Sonny: Tell that guy I punched I only did it because he threw a chair at me!
Max: I'm bein' arrested 'cause some guy thought I was a pokemon and punched my friend in the face. I ain't a pokemon, I'm a human. But there ain't nothin' wrong with bein' a pokemon. Sonny's a pokemon. Lots of people are pokemon. I been a pokemon like five times.
Sonny: Usually he's a just a regular guy with big arms.
Max: Everybody should be able to eat all they can eat at the all you can eat buffet, no matter who you are – human guys with big arms, pokemon, angel, robot, ghost or pokemon ghost or angel robot or ghost pokemon angel robot. Or the regular kind of ghost with the sheet and the party hat. Whatever you want.
Sonny: Oh gosh, Red, I'm so sorry. I'll wait for you on the inside.

Jim has such a cute accent

It was, of course, only a short while later until Mewtube was full of remixes of this. The next morning, the very famous and popular Grotle Brothers, famous founders of Automatically Tune the Newscast, got their hands on it and it went VIRAL. Nothing about what is below is good. I don't know how to autotune. I don't know how to make videos. I don't know how to do anything. Don't watch the thing below. Just don't do it. I tried way too hard and it sounds just absolutely hideous. Jim's better than me.

And so, our brave heroes are spending the night in the clink. They'll get out on bail late in the day on the 17th, but THEY'RE JAILBIRDS UNTIL THEN. INTERNET FAMOUS JAILBIRDS.

Max, bro, how do you feel about this, bro?



Yeah, me too, bro. Me, too.


((REACT BELOW (IC, OOC) OR GO VISIT IN THE JAILS, WHATEVS.))

Comments

[An Reaction.]

[rivalsweetscent]

[If only he still had dramahands.icon. If. Only.]

[An Reaction.]

[tank_rockarms]

::WHY THE BALLS DON'T YOU HAVE A DRAMAHANDS ICON ANYMORE?::

[An Instant Message.]

[rivalkidneypunch]

[07:02 PM] kerosenedream: bulba, do me a favor
[07:02 PM] kerosenedream: http://www.mewtube.com/watch?v=fSvt4mNSY4Q just give that a little click
[07:03 PM] kerosenedream: and help me comprehend what the actual fuck i'm lookin at

[Reaction Only]

[reservedempath]

[... REALLY. REALLY???? PRECIOUS BABU.]

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[punchthedoritos]

[Don't worry. He won't let jail make him into a hardened criminal. He will always be somewhat soft.]

[monotreme_101]

[Well that is certainly... a.. thing. Wow. Considering he's not on great terms with the police right now he debates going down there to see if there's anything he can do. They're sick of him to the point it might do more harm than good.]

[tank_rockarms]

::B-bro::

(visit time!)

[will_be_god]

Though Cyrus's interactions with the two had been limited, he had spoken with Sonny shortly before this had happened, and knew an opportunity when he saw it. This had already exploded in the media and public eyes were on the two convicts.

So he came to visit them "on the inside", as Sonny had put it.

[tank_rockarms]

What was that one teacher doing here? Did he get arrested, too? Max bet he probably did. So Max just looked at him from ~behind the bars~.

[le reactione]

[icequeen_aran]

[Well.

Maybe this would work better than the Orange Star promotional calendars. (ha ha ha...)

This is really getting out of hand.]

[le reactione]

[tank_rockarms]

::YES. NOW MAX'S SHIRTLESSNESS GETS TO BE PUT ON THE INTERTUBES. SUCCESS::

[le reactione]

[stay_classy_cat]

[Guess who's has a new favorite autotune remix and plays it all the time.]

[le reactione]

[tank_rockarms]

::BUT BRO, THIS SONG IS ABOUT THE DESIRE FOR UNITY AND ACCEPTANCE OF EVERYBODY. THIS IS LIKE THE OPPOSITE OF YOU.::

[punchthedoritos]

[He will wait for you on the inside. He promised on national TV. He misses you already. He is very sorry.]

[reaction.]

[tidalwaves]

[Sonny, no.]

[punchthedoritos]

[Do not adjust your television set. This is real life.]

[throughthefireandflames]

[throughthefireandflames]

[reaction]

[thewrightidea]

[What... what did he just watch....]

[reaction]

[tank_rockarms]

::MMN, YOUR LEADER IN PRINCESS-RELATED DISASTERS. WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.::

what a reaction

[star_punched]

[punchthedoritos]

[Sorry Mac. This is not the impression he wanted to give his new Roomie.]

[paletteknife]

[This song is great.]

[punchthedoritos]

[It's definitely pretty catchy.]

[reaction]

[rivalcurse]

[Nyx may never be able to stop laughing.]

[reaction]

[tank_rockarms]

::Why, bro, why?::

[Action]

[theletterp]

[Well, look who it is! Doopliss just sliiiiiiides up to the bars.]

Hey, slicks! Heard you calling me out on T.V. so I figured I might as well pay a visit. How's the slammer treatin' ya?

[Action]

[tank_rockarms]

Oh, hey, Doopliss.

I didn't mean to call anybody out on TV. It just sorta... happened.