HOTS CLUB I MEAN HOST CLUB

[stay_classy_cat]

Who: "Seth" and Voile and YOU
What: HOST CLUB
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: future-dated a bit to Thursday, 5/16
Warnings: Sexy Nurses and Contests
Warnings redux: dude tag yourself in

Ring ring...

Hello, it's me again~

How's business, pussycat?

Going very well, thank you for asking. That snafu with the production plant under the church put a bit of a bottleneck on the market, but it's not like that's a bad thing. I've already made plenty from it, so no fur off my back. All the chaos in the city is very entertaining.

Ha ha ha, all the better since everyone's pointing fingers at the school now anyway.

I hope you're just as happy on your end.

It is, isn't it.

Yes, how are they going?

That's still a problem? Ugh. What haven't you tried yet?

What if... what about that thing I found under the school?

Yes, that substance it was leaking. I've never seen anything like it before, let alone from a trophy. You still have the samples, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh good.

That sounds promising already~

Tell you what, since you've been working so hard on this, why not give me the prototypes and let me test them out? I have a few targets in mind.

It's Thursday; Graduation/Prom is still a few weeks off but finals are swiftly approaching the students of Smash Academy. Seth has been a busy bee, if not with unscrupulous activities preparing for said finals, then he has been dutifully making Host Club beautiful. More accurately, him and Voile have worked especially hard on this one to help raise money for those suffering from the drug riots and related violence.

Much like any other Host Club session, AE13 has been transformed into something bright, cheery, and very spring-like. Spring has definitely sprung all over the tables and flowery decor here. Food seems to especially be in surplus this session, with tables lining the borders of the room in a sort of buffet style. It's not just cookies, pastries, fruits, or snacks, but there is an entire table dedicated to those with a sweet tooth. (Most are actually not drugged but if you want to have shenanigans, then by all means go for it.) There are still some items exclusive to a menu that necessitate the need for a host/server. Alternatively, you could tell your host to go get stuff at the buffet for you, that is just as practical.

There's surely something here for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen. As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.


To get this Host Club kicked off, Seth stands, in all his grandiose attire, and clinks a glass with his fork. "If I could have everyone's attention for a moment, please?" Once he has it, he clears his throat.

"First of all, I'd like to welcome you all to this Host Club. Voile and I worked especially hard on it, so thank you for coming. You should know you're not only supporting our efforts but all generous donations and proceedings will go directly to victims afflicted by these recent strings of cruel violence."

"Did you know it was National Nurse's Week last week? I thought it would only be appropriate then to have this Host Club's theme be that of healing--Healing and appreciation for those who work hard to help others, who don't get enough appreciation for their efforts."

"Like poor Rhys! I swear he'd work himself ragged if he gave himself the chance. He needs our love and support, and, if I may direct your attention to our beautiful, charming hostess Voile," Seth waves his hand in the air and points at her, where a well-choreographed spotlight follows up onto the mini-stage erected in the room. "--really, everyone look, she is absolutely stunning in that dress, give her a big round of applause--She will tell you exactly how you can offer a healing hand."

HOST CLUB:
▷ If you want your character to BE SERVED, just sit them down at any table and start making orders.
▷ If you want your character to SERVE, as in you want to put your character in an embarrassing outfit and serve the people sitting at the tables, go right ahead. There are no OOC sign-ups. This session's Host Club's outfit theme is SEXY NURSE. Take your pick of outfit from conservative and modern to increasingly provocative. If you're a server and can't think of any willing/legit reasons why on earth they would be here in a sexy nurse outfit you can assume Seth more or less forced/tricked/convinced/blackmailed your poor unfortunate character into the act.
▷ ONCE YOU PICK server OR served, your character must to stick with it until this Host Club meeting is done, that is the only rule. No escaping, no sneaking out. Seth will CATCH YOU and make you CLEAN DISHES with a TOOTHBRUSH.

HOST CLUB CONTEST:
▶ If you remember how last year's Student/Faculty Auctions went and how the Pokemon Contests work, this may feel familiar. Your character needs to pay a measly $5 entry fee (which will be a charitable donation to help those involved in drug riot incidents) and then they can enter in any of the contest categories; Coolness, Beauty, Cuteness, Intelligence, and Strength. PERFORM your act of [insert category here] and impress everyone! Get creative, use your Smashing Skills and wow the crowd. If you damage the stage or make a mess, Connor and Flint will probably not be happy with you.
▶ As an audience member, you cast your vote by typing a +1 into your subject title (not unlike the auctions with the dollar amounts). That's it! You can vote as many times as you like, just not for multiple times for the same person in the same category (so no +2's or +3's or +9000's). You can, however, vote for the same person once in each category if they are competing in more than one. You can cast a vote for more than one person per category.
▶ Votes will be tallied up OOCly Thursday or Friday, and we will start a new thread to announce the winner.

Comments

[trustycrowbar]

"Don't worry, he'll be safe." Gordon mutters to reassure him. "I'm not letting him out of my sight until I know he has full mental capacity."

"Here's what's going to happen. I want to do this as far away from the students as possible, but I'm not sure where yet. If you two have ideas, I'd like to hear 'em. You'll get half the dose; the other half of each will be retained for experimentation and confirmation, should it have an effect. And that way if we DO have a drugged pop on our hands, it won't affect you as strongly."

[mohawk_tomahawk]

Connor nodded. Nodded at everything when Gordon spoke. He was feeling like he was being trusted into this, which was good. He knew he was doing something crazy, but he had to do it. He trusted Gordon to look after him, and Phoenix so far had been proving himself surely.

"Is there an vacant room we would use? Or a place not many students go to?"

Connor almost suggested the woods, but he'd like to not be too far from where he could have...medical assistance.

[thewrightidea]

Okay, it wouldn't be as bad as last time. Whoever took the drug - Connor, he supposed - would be supervised and it wouldn't be as intense. It was still difficult for Phoenix to allow this man he had never met before to do this, but there really wasn't anything more he could say.

"Well, we could use one of our dorms, if you live in the teachers dorms," he suggested.

[trustycrowbar]

"That's a valid idea. The health office is another--I think it may be vacant now."

For... related reasons.

"Just as long as we have a lockable room that's big enough for two people plus some walking space."

[mohawk_tomahawk]

"Once we find the place, we can do it immediately. Or we should. The supplier of the food would be worth looking for then. Then there is who set up this party..."

Connor was musing alot. And well, the health office.

"The Health Office seems sufficient."

Not the dorms. At least, not Connor's. His dad lived a couple doors down and.

[thewrightidea]

The health office was good in theory, but...

"Well, the problem with the health office, though, is that couldn't students walk in at any time? If they somehow got injured or something, I mean." Also, he knew that Rhys worked there. While Rhys was a nice guy, he wasn't sure what Rhys would think of something like this...

"Are you sure the nurse isn't in there at this time?"

[trustycrowbar]

"No, I'm not, but it wouldn't necessarily be a bad thing if he were there."

[mohawk_tomahawk]

"It is settled then. After we are done here, let us go to the medical office."

The mention of Rhys pinged him. His miraculous sorcery healed Haytham...then perhaps if he was in a bad way, he would feel bad...but he could trouble him for help there.

He would indeed feel terrible for that, since Rhys seemed so kind. But he had to do this.

[thewrightidea]

Phoenix really couldn't help feeling terrible if Rhys was somehow dragged into this. He had already inadvertently dragged Rhys into a drug investigation already, and the man seemed so... innocent. And while he was a nice guy, Phoenix thought he might get in the way. Maybe.

"Well... I guess. I just wouldn't want students coming in."

ACK, sorry guys, got distracted.

[trustycrowbar]

"It shouldn't take too long." Gordon chimes in, draining his coffee.