smash_logs | HOTS CLUB I MEAN HOST CLUB

Who: "Seth" and Voile and YOU
What: HOST CLUB
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: future-dated a bit to Thursday, 5/16
Warnings: Sexy Nurses and Contests
Warnings redux: dude tag yourself in

Ring ring...

Hello, it's me again~

How's business, pussycat?

Going very well, thank you for asking. That snafu with the production plant under the church put a bit of a bottleneck on the market, but it's not like that's a bad thing. I've already made plenty from it, so no fur off my back. All the chaos in the city is very entertaining.

Ha ha ha, all the better since everyone's pointing fingers at the school now anyway.

I hope you're just as happy on your end.

It is, isn't it.

Yes, how are they going?

That's still a problem? Ugh. What haven't you tried yet?

What if... what about that thing I found under the school?

Yes, that substance it was leaking. I've never seen anything like it before, let alone from a trophy. You still have the samples, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh good.

That sounds promising already~

Tell you what, since you've been working so hard on this, why not give me the prototypes and let me test them out? I have a few targets in mind.

It's Thursday; Graduation/Prom is still a few weeks off but finals are swiftly approaching the students of Smash Academy. Seth has been a busy bee, if not with ~~unscrupulous activities~~ preparing for said finals, then he has been dutifully making Host Club beautiful. More accurately, him and Voile have worked especially hard on this one to help raise money for those suffering from the drug riots and related violence.

Much like any other Host Club session, AE13 has been transformed into something bright, cheery, and very spring-like. Spring has definitely sprung all over the tables and flowery decor here. Food seems to especially be in surplus this session, with tables lining the borders of the room in a sort of buffet style. It's not just cookies, pastries, fruits, or snacks, but there is an entire table dedicated to those with a sweet tooth. (Most are actually not drugged but if you want to have shenanigans, then by all means go for it.) There are still some items exclusive to a menu that necessitate the need for a host/server. Alternatively, you could tell your host to go get stuff at the buffet for you, that is just as practical.

There's surely something here for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen. As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.

To get this Host Club kicked off, Seth stands, in all his grandiose attire, and clinks a glass with his fork. "If I could have everyone's attention for a moment, please?" Once he has it, he clears his throat.

"First of all, I'd like to welcome you all to this Host Club. Voile and I worked especially hard on it, so thank you for coming. You should know you're not only supporting our efforts but all generous donations and proceedings will go directly to victims afflicted by these recent strings of cruel violence."

"Did you know it was National Nurse's Week last week? I thought it would only be appropriate then to have this Host Club's theme be that of healing--Healing and appreciation for those who work hard to help others, who don't get enough appreciation for their efforts."

"Like poor Rhys! I swear he'd work himself ragged if he gave himself the chance. He needs our love and support, and, if I may direct your attention to our beautiful, charming hostess Voile," Seth waves his hand in the air and points at her, where a well-choreographed spotlight follows up onto the mini-stage erected in the room. "--really, everyone look, she is absolutely stunning in that dress, give her a big round of applause--She will tell you exactly how you can offer a healing hand."

HOST CLUB:
▷ If you want your character to BE SERVED, just sit them down at any table and start making orders.
▷ If you want your character to SERVE, as in you want to put your character in an embarrassing outfit and serve the people sitting at the tables, go right ahead. There are no OOC sign-ups. This session's Host Club's outfit theme is SEXY NURSE. Take your pick of outfit from conservative and modern to increasingly provocative. If you're a server and can't think of any willing/legit reasons why on earth they would be here in a sexy nurse outfit you can assume Seth more or less forced/tricked/convinced/blackmailed your poor unfortunate character into the act.
▷ ONCE YOU PICK server OR served, your character must to stick with it until this Host Club meeting is done, that is the only rule. No escaping, no sneaking out. Seth will CATCH YOU and make you CLEAN DISHES with a TOOTHBRUSH.

HOST CLUB CONTEST:
▶ If you remember how last year's Student/Faculty Auctions went and how the Pokemon Contests work, this may feel familiar. Your character needs to pay a measly $5 entry fee (which will be a charitable donation to help those involved in drug riot incidents) and then they can enter in any of the contest categories; Coolness, Beauty, Cuteness, Intelligence, and Strength. PERFORM your act of [insert category here] and impress everyone! Get creative, use your Smashing Skills and wow the crowd. If you damage the stage or make a mess, Connor and Flint will probably not be happy with you.
▶ As an audience member, you cast your vote by typing a +1 into your subject title (not unlike the auctions with the dollar amounts). That's it! You can vote as many times as you like, just not for multiple times for the same person in the same category (so no +2's or +3's or +9000's). You can, however, vote for the same person once in each category if they are competing in more than one. You can cast a vote for more than one person per category.
▶ Votes will be tallied up OOCly Thursday or Friday, and we will start a new thread to announce the winner.

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Cress steps composedly onto the stage with a smile and a chair, setting said piece of furniture off at an innocuous location before strutting up to downstage center. He pauses, takes out a red and white ball, twirls, and raises his arm up to present to everyone in a burst of light his partner, Panpour, who took his place beside him. Cress snaps his fingers and bars start emerging from the floor, one of a lower elevation, the other a higher one, the last one higher, all in a sequence. Where they came from, no one should question. Then, the music begins.

The water-type specialist propels himself backwards with a stunning backflip until he latches onto one of the bars for a spin. As Panpour followed suit with the same moves, he lands on his trainer's ankles once Cress's flip went through one cycle, and with the momentum of Cress's next spin got launched up into the air, where he soars like a cannonball up to the highest bar.

Detaching from his bar, Cress cartwheels over to where Panpour hangs and as Panpour finishes his own set of ACROBATICS, he falls off to what might be his doom below, except Cress pauses his series of cartwheels to pull a handstand! Panpour lands feet-first onto the soles of Cress's shoes! Hooray.

His shoes become Panpour's own little pedestal to stand on, and he takes that moment to CAPTIVATE his audience. After he wows the crowd with his charm, he slides down Cress's body and Cress escapes his handstand, retracting to full height again to flash his own winking, bang-sweeping appeal. They start to dance for a while in sync, their movements nimble and flowing, until Cress flings Panpour into the air to cling onto the bar, dances over to swing himself in the chair below, fall back on it, and let the WATERFALL Panpour summoned cascade upon him like a flash flood from the heavens, all at once.

He melts to the floor like Jennifer Beals and snaps back up to catch Panpour's descent. The aquatic monkey leaps from his arms and starts DANCING IN THE RAIN. Each droplet falls trickle by trickle until the entire stage becomes their own rainy day. They dance with the music for a small while, even getting down and doing hangglides in the puddle that has formed from the waterfall, their legs creating waves in their wake.

They keep dancing in the rain in various ways, moving with stainless poise and grace. Usually, they mirrored one another's moves but added their own individual style to it, sometimes matching up in an uncanny way, trainer and Pokemon connected by the same invisible strings. Near the end of the song, Cress had managed to pull off his own momentous swings to get to the top of the high bar for the "grand finale".

He began swinging... gaining momentum... Whoa! That's some pretty crazy air there! Ha ha; what are you doing over there, Panpour? Do you really think you're going to catch him? Don't be silly. Don't... be... oh god.

You're serious.

Cress lets go. He flies through the air straight for tiny little Panpour, who looks barely strong enough to lift a plate. He is going to be a tiny little Panpour Pancake. Just when it looks like a terrible accident is in store for the both of them, a powerful gush of water like a fountain spouts up and catches Cress just in time.

Ta-daaaaa.

The song is over. They collect themselves and bow.

[[TOO LONG DIDN'T FUCKING READ VERSION: They danced and shit.]]

"I didn't know he could do all of that," whispered Chili to himself, clearly in awe.

He was totally in awe for the whole thing and started to raise his hand

right as he discovered he was sitting in the splash zone.

WOW. All over his uniform. Thanks, Naegi's roommate and his deformed blue monkey friend. But if the judges were quick it probably still counted.

Edited 2013-05-20 13:36 (UTC)

Well maybe if he wasn't so deformed, he wouldn't have done that.

Ellistree had been totally into the performance, even dancing under the water play that the duo kept splashing the crowd with. It was infectious and their connection enforced her desire for a Pokemon of her own even more.

By the end of the performance the female was completely soaked but applauding happily.

[What a good show. Seth is also going to bask equal delight of calling Connor to come in and mop all this up.]

[It's okay, I'm absorbent.]

Sorry pretty person with massive hair, Pokemon shall always get Red's vote. Especially wonderful Pokemon performances.

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