HOTS CLUB I MEAN HOST CLUB

[stay_classy_cat]

Who: "Seth" and Voile and YOU
What: HOST CLUB
Where: AE13, on the bottom floor of the student dorms.
When: future-dated a bit to Thursday, 5/16
Warnings: Sexy Nurses and Contests
Warnings redux: dude tag yourself in

Ring ring...

Hello, it's me again~

How's business, pussycat?

Going very well, thank you for asking. That snafu with the production plant under the church put a bit of a bottleneck on the market, but it's not like that's a bad thing. I've already made plenty from it, so no fur off my back. All the chaos in the city is very entertaining.

Ha ha ha, all the better since everyone's pointing fingers at the school now anyway.

I hope you're just as happy on your end.

It is, isn't it.

Yes, how are they going?

That's still a problem? Ugh. What haven't you tried yet?

What if... what about that thing I found under the school?

Yes, that substance it was leaking. I've never seen anything like it before, let alone from a trophy. You still have the samples, don't you?

Yeah.

Oh good.

That sounds promising already~

Tell you what, since you've been working so hard on this, why not give me the prototypes and let me test them out? I have a few targets in mind.

It's Thursday; Graduation/Prom is still a few weeks off but finals are swiftly approaching the students of Smash Academy. Seth has been a busy bee, if not with unscrupulous activities preparing for said finals, then he has been dutifully making Host Club beautiful. More accurately, him and Voile have worked especially hard on this one to help raise money for those suffering from the drug riots and related violence.

Much like any other Host Club session, AE13 has been transformed into something bright, cheery, and very spring-like. Spring has definitely sprung all over the tables and flowery decor here. Food seems to especially be in surplus this session, with tables lining the borders of the room in a sort of buffet style. It's not just cookies, pastries, fruits, or snacks, but there is an entire table dedicated to those with a sweet tooth. (Most are actually not drugged but if you want to have shenanigans, then by all means go for it.) There are still some items exclusive to a menu that necessitate the need for a host/server. Alternatively, you could tell your host to go get stuff at the buffet for you, that is just as practical.

There's surely something here for everyone... and if not, he'll make it happen. As in, he'll make the servers make it happen.


To get this Host Club kicked off, Seth stands, in all his grandiose attire, and clinks a glass with his fork. "If I could have everyone's attention for a moment, please?" Once he has it, he clears his throat.

"First of all, I'd like to welcome you all to this Host Club. Voile and I worked especially hard on it, so thank you for coming. You should know you're not only supporting our efforts but all generous donations and proceedings will go directly to victims afflicted by these recent strings of cruel violence."

"Did you know it was National Nurse's Week last week? I thought it would only be appropriate then to have this Host Club's theme be that of healing--Healing and appreciation for those who work hard to help others, who don't get enough appreciation for their efforts."

"Like poor Rhys! I swear he'd work himself ragged if he gave himself the chance. He needs our love and support, and, if I may direct your attention to our beautiful, charming hostess Voile," Seth waves his hand in the air and points at her, where a well-choreographed spotlight follows up onto the mini-stage erected in the room. "--really, everyone look, she is absolutely stunning in that dress, give her a big round of applause--She will tell you exactly how you can offer a healing hand."

HOST CLUB:
▷ If you want your character to BE SERVED, just sit them down at any table and start making orders.
▷ If you want your character to SERVE, as in you want to put your character in an embarrassing outfit and serve the people sitting at the tables, go right ahead. There are no OOC sign-ups. This session's Host Club's outfit theme is SEXY NURSE. Take your pick of outfit from conservative and modern to increasingly provocative. If you're a server and can't think of any willing/legit reasons why on earth they would be here in a sexy nurse outfit you can assume Seth more or less forced/tricked/convinced/blackmailed your poor unfortunate character into the act.
▷ ONCE YOU PICK server OR served, your character must to stick with it until this Host Club meeting is done, that is the only rule. No escaping, no sneaking out. Seth will CATCH YOU and make you CLEAN DISHES with a TOOTHBRUSH.

HOST CLUB CONTEST:
▶ If you remember how last year's Student/Faculty Auctions went and how the Pokemon Contests work, this may feel familiar. Your character needs to pay a measly $5 entry fee (which will be a charitable donation to help those involved in drug riot incidents) and then they can enter in any of the contest categories; Coolness, Beauty, Cuteness, Intelligence, and Strength. PERFORM your act of [insert category here] and impress everyone! Get creative, use your Smashing Skills and wow the crowd. If you damage the stage or make a mess, Connor and Flint will probably not be happy with you.
▶ As an audience member, you cast your vote by typing a +1 into your subject title (not unlike the auctions with the dollar amounts). That's it! You can vote as many times as you like, just not for multiple times for the same person in the same category (so no +2's or +3's or +9000's). You can, however, vote for the same person once in each category if they are competing in more than one. You can cast a vote for more than one person per category.
▶ Votes will be tallied up OOCly Thursday or Friday, and we will start a new thread to announce the winner.

Comments

This is it. This is the one where he meets robo Wheats.

[forgetbeam]

[...What the-

No, seriously, is that some kind of weird prop?]

[testgasm]

[Oh look! It was kiyotaka ishimaru Kiyotaka! He looks better, so maybe the whole murder thing has blown over. Wouldn't that be great?

Wheatley perks up instantly at the sight of his VERY GOOD FRIEND.]

Hey! Ishimaru! How's it going?

[forgetbeam]

[Obviously you mean Kiyo-tan
Okay, now it's talking at him. He knows that voice... Better than he would like to.]

...Wheatley?

[Wait a second, if that mechanical thing had Wheatley's voice in a school where machines can become human, then that means...!

That the Wheatley he knows did not want to dress up in a scandalous nurse outfit and is controlling this thing from the safety of the library, probably. How clever!]

[testgasm]

Yes! Hello!

[Wheatley, of course, automatically assumes that everyone knows he is not really human and is, in fact, a talking metal beachball. Why should Kiyo-tan Ishimaru be any different?

It is probably disconcerting how expressive this particular metal beachball is.]

Everything blown over? Doing all right? Can I get you anything?

[forgetbeam]

[Better an expressive beach ball than an expressive teddy bear, probably.]

Actually, it seems that the issue is going to take some time to resolve...

[Probably because the police are more preoccupied with the riots right now? He doesn't even know. In the meantime, he can at least try to do some good by being here and buying something to contribute to what can only be a good cause and not some evil cat's scheme. He looks down to the menu, squinting a little.]

Not to worry! I'm sure things will be fine...! More importantly, right now...

[He glances up from the menu, frowning.]

How exactly can you serve anything like that?

[testgasm]

Like what?

[Wheatley sort of gives the indication that he's looking down at himself, though given the fact that the entirety of his body is his eye, there isn't much for him to be looking down at.]

Well, I mean, I'm not exactly--not exactly carrying the cups and plates, mostly just...seating people and taking orders, you know.

[forgetbeam]

Right, that makes perfect sense!

[Good, because he was having a hard time imagining how this little handless machine was going to carry any drinks.]

In that case, I will have some tea, please!

[Obviously the fake-British robot is going to have the exact same idea of tea as the highly traditional Japanese boy. No need to clarify.]

[testgasm]

RIght. On its way.

[Tea is tea, right? Somehow, Wheatley returns with the cup and saucer balanced on his bottom handlebar.

Truly, he is magic.]

You might have to, ah. Take it from me. If you would.

[forgetbeam]

What? You just said you weren't the one serving! ...But... I guess that answers how you would do it like that...

[He's just gonna. GRAB IT BEFORE IT SPILLS.]

[testgasm]

Well, uh. Sort of--sort of busy back there, you know.

[And he's just going to...hang around. DO YOU LIKE YOUR TEA, KIYOTAKA, DO YOU!?]

[forgetbeam]

[Wow, IS this even tea. It's dark and brown-y and there's probably, like, cream and sugar in it or something. The cup and saucer is forgivable if not a little weird, BUT THIS...]

Did you grab the wrong order? This looks more like coffee than tea!

[For all this... lack of experience with coffee... He knows it should smell a little different.]

[testgasm]

[For a second he thinks he has it wrong, but a quick check proves that no. No, that is actually tea.]

Uh, that's tea, mate.

[forgetbeam]

What? Who makes tea like that?! It should be straight green tea with nothing in it!

[testgasm]

Well you--

[Blink blink]

Should've said something, if that's what you wanted. Just, uh, put that back on my bottom handle, there, and I'll sort it out for you in the kitchen.