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smash_logs2012-08-13 01:50 pm
saw_a_deer) wrote in smash_logs2012-08-13 01:50 pm
Entry tags:
- !incomplete log,
- !open log,
- aquenda/tauren (warcraft),
- blacky/misdreavus (pokemon),
- byrne (zelda; spirit tracks),
- casey/abra (pokemon),
- chell (portal),
- chili (pokemon),
- cress (pokemon),
- doopliss (mario),
- flint (mother),
- garry (ib),
- glados (portal),
- goombella (mario),
- jin kisaragi (blazblue),
- kanji tatsumi (persona 4),
- kumatora (mother),
- little mac (punch out),
- mary (ib),
- phoenix wright (ace attorney),
- pit (kid icarus),
- rhys (fire emblem),
- sable (animal crossing),
- shinon (fire emblem),
- sig (puyo puyo),
- skull kid (zelda),
- sophie (tales of series)
LOCKDOWN
Who: GLaDOS and everyone.
What: Testing.
Where:Aperture Smash Academy
When: August 13th
Warnings: Homicidal AI, science, testing, and more science.
Reference: Partner ooc post.
You know, it's funny how things work in life. Chell had had returned to the school after feeling guilty, in order to warn everyone about the impending danger that would befall them. What she didn't know, however, was that once the warning goes out, all it does is enrage the AI. So before anyone would dare leave, all the exit doors in the school became boarded up with panels. Any windows that may have been at the school were closed off, preventing any other means of escape.
For an hour or so, nothing happens besides that. No announcement, no warning, nothing. That is, until panels on the floor open up underneath any unsuspecting victim. The panels will lead to tubing, sending them downwards. Down into a plain white room. Thankfully, for those of you who didn't put on your Long Fall Boots, there will be a cushion to land on. Other than that, the room itself is fairly empty. The only things of mention is a table containing the equipment from the beginning of the week (if you didn't take it), a door (that won't open unless you have all the equipment), and...another person: your partner. Meanwhile, a message from GLaDOS chimes in over the intercom:
"The lockdown of Smash Academy is now complete. For those of you who are curious as to what is going on, a manual testing initiative has been added to the school's curriculum, for students and staff alike. In order to advance, you will need to work with your partner to complete the test. Failure to do so will result in...dangerous consequences.
No one will be allowed out of their current chamber until they are equipped with a communicator, a pair of Long-Fall Boots, and a Dual Portal device. Once those objects are in hand, you may start testing.
That is all."
Good luck testing, Smash. You're going to need it.
What: Testing.
Where:
When: August 13th
Warnings: Homicidal AI, science, testing, and more science.
Reference: Partner ooc post.
You know, it's funny how things work in life. Chell had had returned to the school after feeling guilty, in order to warn everyone about the impending danger that would befall them. What she didn't know, however, was that once the warning goes out, all it does is enrage the AI. So before anyone would dare leave, all the exit doors in the school became boarded up with panels. Any windows that may have been at the school were closed off, preventing any other means of escape.
For an hour or so, nothing happens besides that. No announcement, no warning, nothing. That is, until panels on the floor open up underneath any unsuspecting victim. The panels will lead to tubing, sending them downwards. Down into a plain white room. Thankfully, for those of you who didn't put on your Long Fall Boots, there will be a cushion to land on. Other than that, the room itself is fairly empty. The only things of mention is a table containing the equipment from the beginning of the week (if you didn't take it), a door (that won't open unless you have all the equipment), and...another person: your partner. Meanwhile, a message from GLaDOS chimes in over the intercom:
"The lockdown of Smash Academy is now complete. For those of you who are curious as to what is going on, a manual testing initiative has been added to the school's curriculum, for students and staff alike. In order to advance, you will need to work with your partner to complete the test. Failure to do so will result in...dangerous consequences.
No one will be allowed out of their current chamber until they are equipped with a communicator, a pair of Long-Fall Boots, and a Dual Portal device. Once those objects are in hand, you may start testing.
That is all."
Good luck testing, Smash. You're going to need it.
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"...?" Oh, right, falling through. He pointed towards the cushion in response. "Fell through."
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Next thing he noticed was a table with the gear they had been presented with first thing after they returned from the love hotel fiasco. He didn't have the portal device on him, just the boots. Since he was falling halfway through, he only caught snatches of the intercom's message, but the parts he did hear played back in his head as he drew a connection. "Maybe this has to do with that 'manual testing initiative' thing that woman was talking about over the intercom. I wonder if I should follow suit and equip one of those devices..." He headed over and removed it from its platform, not entirely sure how to... use it.
How embarrassing. He turned to his partner. "Ah... Do you know how these go on?"
This is coming from the guy who doesn't know which way to hold a sword correctly. Of course he doesn't know how to stick a portal gun on his arm.
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In the end, Sig just showed his arm for Rhys to see.
"...Like this."
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"...Like this?" It SEEMED to fit correctly. He waved it around for extra measure. "If it's not falling off, then I think I managed well!"
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"...Don't know how to use it." Was it a protector? It had some lever-like things at the end, perhaps they were supposed to hold something in it. Sig still wasn't sure why they needed to have this on, he could have carried things perfectly with his two arms.
Was it...some kind of new technology to catch insects????
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Nothing happened.
"I can't seem to figure out for the life of me how it works. Maybe I'm not willing it hard enough..."
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Sig stood in his spot as he scratched his head with his demonic hand.
"...Problem."
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If only Sig saw it as a more dire situation... such as not being able to catch bugs.
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He headed toward the circular door to check if it was accessible. Upon sensing him, it opened up automatically. Rhys grinned and waved over back to Sig. "Just as I thought! Would you like to come along?"
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