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smash_logs2012-06-25 03:13 pm
testgasm) wrote in smash_logs2012-06-25 03:13 pm
You're gonna test, and I'm gonna watch.
Who: Weetabix. YOU.
What: TIME EATING
When: Who even knows.
Where:APERTURE WHEATLEY LABS
Warnings: Weird time shenanigans. Inappropriate noises.
You walk through the door and find yourself in a room.
You appear to be alone. The room is empty save the door you came from and a door that is obviously the exit--though neither will open. A large, red button sits in the middle of the chamber, surrounded by several cube...things.
There is an oversized TV monitor bolted to the wall but it appears to be off.
In front of you is a pedestal that holds two things--a strange device and a pair of boots. The gun-like apparatus has two triggers, but firing either at any of the walls does nothing. More fiddling, however, and you might realize that the gun can be used for picking things up--and perhaps even used to put things on other things (HINT HINT).
The floor and walls shake gently around you, tremors of some far-off disturbance. You might want to put those boots on, and find a way out of here while you're at it.
What: TIME EATING
When: Who even knows.
Where:
Warnings: Weird time shenanigans. Inappropriate noises.
You walk through the door and find yourself in a room.
You appear to be alone. The room is empty save the door you came from and a door that is obviously the exit--though neither will open. A large, red button sits in the middle of the chamber, surrounded by several cube...things.
There is an oversized TV monitor bolted to the wall but it appears to be off.
In front of you is a pedestal that holds two things--a strange device and a pair of boots. The gun-like apparatus has two triggers, but firing either at any of the walls does nothing. More fiddling, however, and you might realize that the gun can be used for picking things up--and perhaps even used to put things on other things (HINT HINT).
The floor and walls shake gently around you, tremors of some far-off disturbance. You might want to put those boots on, and find a way out of here while you're at it.
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Wheatley sounded incredibly pleased to relay this very exciting news. "Pumping the room full of adrenal vapor as we speak. Thanks to our incredibly scientific advancements, sleep is a thing of the past. Lucky for you, really."
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"What about food? And water? Is that floating around in the air too?"
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He didn't sound terribly certain. "But trust me, She kept people on these tracks for ages, and they were just fine. You'll be just fine."
And possibly dead. Raiden didn't need to know that.
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"So where are you staying? In here, I mean?" Raiden was already contemplating a venture into the belly of the beast, as it were, if it'd help his cause in escaping. If Wheatley could get in somehow, surely he knew how to get out...
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Wheatley was sort of getting impatient (and itchy), optic flicking from Raiden to the cube to the button and back again.
"Me? I am. Here. In my lair. It's not really a concern of yours, not with all the testing we've got to do."