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smash_logs2012-06-25 03:13 pm
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You're gonna test, and I'm gonna watch.
Who: Weetabix. YOU.
What: TIME EATING
When: Who even knows.
Where:APERTURE WHEATLEY LABS
Warnings: Weird time shenanigans. Inappropriate noises.
You walk through the door and find yourself in a room.

You appear to be alone. The room is empty save the door you came from and a door that is obviously the exit--though neither will open. A large, red button sits in the middle of the chamber, surrounded by several cube...things.
There is an oversized TV monitor bolted to the wall but it appears to be off.
In front of you is a pedestal that holds two things--a strange device and a pair of boots. The gun-like apparatus has two triggers, but firing either at any of the walls does nothing. More fiddling, however, and you might realize that the gun can be used for picking things up--and perhaps even used to put things on other things (HINT HINT).
The floor and walls shake gently around you, tremors of some far-off disturbance. You might want to put those boots on, and find a way out of here while you're at it.
What: TIME EATING
When: Who even knows.
Where:
Warnings: Weird time shenanigans. Inappropriate noises.
You walk through the door and find yourself in a room.

You appear to be alone. The room is empty save the door you came from and a door that is obviously the exit--though neither will open. A large, red button sits in the middle of the chamber, surrounded by several cube...things.
There is an oversized TV monitor bolted to the wall but it appears to be off.
In front of you is a pedestal that holds two things--a strange device and a pair of boots. The gun-like apparatus has two triggers, but firing either at any of the walls does nothing. More fiddling, however, and you might realize that the gun can be used for picking things up--and perhaps even used to put things on other things (HINT HINT).
The floor and walls shake gently around you, tremors of some far-off disturbance. You might want to put those boots on, and find a way out of here while you're at it.
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