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smash_logs2012-05-17 04:37 pm
did_well_enough) wrote in smash_logs2012-05-17 04:37 pm
Class Log - Computer Course
Who: GLaDOS and all of you.
What: Ms. GLaDOS' first class (BE THERE OR ELSE)
When: Thursday 10:00 am.
Where: Computer Lab.
Warnings It's GLaDOS, that's a warning enough.
Well, this was it. Today was the big day, GLaDOS' very first class. Despite how she had acted over the network, she was actually somewhat looking forward to this class, if only because she wanted to study the students as well as any passerby. Besides, who knows? Maybe this would be interesting, or at the very least, entertaining. However, while some part of her was a bit excited, most of her was dreading this. She had spoken with a few of the students over the network and the majority seemed beyond idiotic. She almost missed Wheatley.
Almost.
But regardless, she had written up a simple lesson plan that would just her through this class until next week without any trouble...hopefully. She'd have to confront the hands to see if she could get an "Intro to computers" class and then a normal computers class because teaching both the dumb and the smart (if there was any) would be hell. But that was in the future, right now she had bigger problems to worry about. A sigh came from the teacher as she checked her watch, 9:50 am. Might as well get outside and make sure the brats show up. So when you walk by said lab to go inside, you'll be seeing Ms. GLaDOS standing outside the door of her lab, arms folded. She'll occasionally check her watch to see when she can go in and send any late students to detention.
[ooc: Alright, this is her first class log, so I'll be splitting it up into sections. Feel free to threadjack each other, students. And teachers? Feel free to observe or whatever it is you do.
Also, for a reference the computer lab looks like this, but bigger.]
What: Ms. GLaDOS' first class (BE THERE OR ELSE)
When: Thursday 10:00 am.
Where: Computer Lab.
Warnings It's GLaDOS, that's a warning enough.
Well, this was it. Today was the big day, GLaDOS' very first class. Despite how she had acted over the network, she was actually somewhat looking forward to this class, if only because she wanted to study the students as well as any passerby. Besides, who knows? Maybe this would be interesting, or at the very least, entertaining. However, while some part of her was a bit excited, most of her was dreading this. She had spoken with a few of the students over the network and the majority seemed beyond idiotic. She almost missed Wheatley.
Almost.
But regardless, she had written up a simple lesson plan that would just her through this class until next week without any trouble...hopefully. She'd have to confront the hands to see if she could get an "Intro to computers" class and then a normal computers class because teaching both the dumb and the smart (if there was any) would be hell. But that was in the future, right now she had bigger problems to worry about. A sigh came from the teacher as she checked her watch, 9:50 am. Might as well get outside and make sure the brats show up. So when you walk by said lab to go inside, you'll be seeing Ms. GLaDOS standing outside the door of her lab, arms folded. She'll occasionally check her watch to see when she can go in and send any late students to detention.
[ooc: Alright, this is her first class log, so I'll be splitting it up into sections. Feel free to threadjack each other, students. And teachers? Feel free to observe or whatever it is you do.
Also, for a reference the computer lab looks like this, but bigger.]
Re: [STUDENT IMPUTE]
Now tell me, do you know what computer memory is?
Re: [STUDENT IMPUTE]
Is it... memories that the computer has?
[The way she said it made him suspect it was different than normal memories that people had. So he wasn't very sure of his counter-question answer.]
Re: [STUDENT IMPUTE]
[She clears her throat and then proceeds to speak.]
Computer memory is the amount of information that can be stored on its hard drive. Think of the hard drive of a computer as its brain. Information is stored there in order for it to do a variety of things, such as sending messages, using the internet, doing research, and the like.
Computer memory is stored in units call bytes. The more bytes a computer has, the more information can be stored on it. This isn't too complicated, is it?
[STUDENT IMPUTE]
The computer has to bite to know stuff and do things? It hasn't bitten me yet. Does that mean mine isn't as smart as other computers?
Re: [STUDENT IMPUTE]
The bytes we are talking about is a unit of information for a computer. It is spelt B Y T E.
[STUDENT IMPUTE]
...
Are there a lot of words that sound the same but are spelled differently, Miss Glados?
[STUDENT IMPUTE] ...this is too cute.
[STUDENT IMPUTE] he's clay and she's the sculptor... MOLD HIM GLaDOS! MOLD HIM!
Will I have to do a lot of spelling for this class?
[STUDENT IMPUTE] Moma's little killing machi-I MEAN BOY.
At the moment, no. But I would recommend it later on. Good typing requires good grammar.
[STUDENT IMPUTE] <3
[He's so very chipper and excited by this challenge. It's going to help him in his quest to find and help the princess (whoever she is...). Adventures in
babysittingspelling!][STUDENT IMPUTE] <3
[Testing is an adventure, you know.]