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smash_logs2012-01-17 01:14 am
whitedeviljack) wrote in smash_logs2012-01-17 01:14 am
RESCUE GAMERA
Who: RAIDEN AND MAC AND MAX AND RAIKOV AND MAYBE SOME OTHER DUDES
What: SAVING FATTY FROM A TERRIBLE LIFE OF NEGLECT AND LONELINESS
Where: KANTO
When: LET'S SAY THE WEEKEND OF THE 14TH but I am very flexible.
WarningsI'm not taking this intro very seriously at all.
Once upon a time Raiden had a squirtle named Gamera. They were the bro est of bros but Raiden didn't know how to feed him proper amounts and kind of just let Gamera eat whatever the hell he wanted. So he got fat.
He was too fat.
Professor Oak noticed one day and was like "Dude man, your squirtle is too fat I have to like, confiscate him."
And Raiden cried like a little bitch while Gamera went off to the fatty farm.
SOME TIME LATER, RAIDEN DECIDED TO STOP BEING A BIG BABY, AND GET HIS SQUIRTLE BACK. He would travel across the land, far and wide.
This is the story...
What: SAVING FATTY FROM A TERRIBLE LIFE OF NEGLECT AND LONELINESS
Where: KANTO
When: LET'S SAY THE WEEKEND OF THE 14TH but I am very flexible.
Warnings
Once upon a time Raiden had a squirtle named Gamera. They were the bro est of bros but Raiden didn't know how to feed him proper amounts and kind of just let Gamera eat whatever the hell he wanted. So he got fat.
He was too fat.
Professor Oak noticed one day and was like "Dude man, your squirtle is too fat I have to like, confiscate him."
And Raiden cried like a little bitch while Gamera went off to the fatty farm.
SOME TIME LATER, RAIDEN DECIDED TO STOP BEING A BIG BABY, AND GET HIS SQUIRTLE BACK. He would travel across the land, far and wide.
This is the story...
YOU HAVE MY BICEPS
Max was here for a twofold reason.
The first being Raiden had come to him, distraught and womanish, sobbing pearly tears of sorrow, begging Max to come along with him to rescue his poor, lost squirtle.
And so Max, being the manliest of men, acquiesced to Raiden's request for a rescue mission.
Max would never leave a man behind enemy lines if he could help it.
The second reason was this - Mac was going, and Max would be damned if he didn't keep an eye on Mac while that guy who probably got off sexually from murder was still around, killing people.
And so Maximilian Justice Powers and his Biceps of Ultimate Power, joined Raiden the Fair, Mac the Punchy, Raikov the Ruskie, Blob the Blobby and Blacky the Not Appearing In This Portion of the Film.
Unbeknownst to all, slumbering in Max's cargo pants (they are exceedingly large pockets, dear reader) lay a slumbering elemental beast, attuned to the spheres of both Water and Psyche.
HAS MAX CARRIED WITH HIM THE SEEDS OF THEIR OWN DESTRUCTION IN HIS VERY CARGO POCKET?
WHY HASN'T ANYONE NOTICED THE GIANT LUMP ON MAX'S LEG?
IS IT BECAUSE MOST OF MAX IS COMPRISED OF GIANT LUMPS?
Yes, probably.
"You need me to get a transport copter to fly us there? I can fly it."