What time is it? DORM LOG TIME.

[pitticus.livejournal.com]

Who: sumabura_gakuen
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Do what you need! ✩
When: April 30 - May 15
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one: Basically, here's what this is: we all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good portal for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR and the like.

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Harrass your least favorite teacher by throwing oranges at their window! Play your favorite survival horror game at night while subjecting your squeamish friends to your dark tastes! Get into a squabble with your next door neighbors about unappreciated late-hour rackets! Confess your love to the girl of your dreams after class is over! It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Show this log no mercy.

Comments

Re: Hawke TD-02 and also OFFICE.

[thewunderkind]

Lash came in and vomited all over his office.

Aww, there was no closed door for Lash to barge in. But step in she did, looking around at the typically very clean room. The air is already getting better and the coffee is covering it up the dead chicken goop smell.

"Much better. I think the room looks better without a carpet anyway, tee hee hee!"

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

grooooss

The room, of course, was extra-clean, to compensate for the fact that it had been covered with blue goop and also vomit.

"It smells better without one." He affirmed, reaching for an industrial-sized bottle of Febreeze.

[thewunderkind]

"That's a huge bottle," she commented, sitting down on one of his boring metal chairs more acceptable futon. It smelled pretty strongly of the stuff he was spraying around.

"Well, I'm glad the chicken scare is over. From now on, I won't buy pets at a carnival."

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

"Yes," he said simply, going to work on the sofa (because he totally had a sofa), "I was surprised to find they made them this big."

A shrug. "In the end, it didn't matter who bought them, seeing as they multiplied."

[thewunderkind]

"And the girl left the school too," Lash groaned. "Good thing I managed to hack in her account and take back all the money it had cost me." All the 6$ of it.

As she watched him clean away, she stretched out flipping herself over until her feet were on top and her head hung down. "One good thing came out of all of this, you know."

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

"If I was responsible for such a disaster, I might consider that as well. She was probably afraid the school was going to maul her."

Satisfied with the amount of Febreezing, Hawke returned the massive bottle to its home under the kitchen sink, where it lived with the rest of the cleaning supplies. "Oh? What's that?"

[thewunderkind]

"Well after...uh...realizing how powerful this stuff was, I grabbed a few more dozen buckets, sealed and stashed them away in a discreet location no one will ever find." She pretended to sigh.

"You know, it's sooooo hard to come upon a good biological warfare weapon these days."

Make puke, not war.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

Using the goo as a biological weapon was, admittedly, a creative idea. There was, however, one problem.

"If we can even handle it without projectile vomiting.

[thewunderkind]

"That's why we can wear breathing masks. Or we'll just send Maverick out to do it, tee hee hee!"

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

"I can support that plan."

He liked making Maverick do horrible things that were potentially hazardous to his health.

[thewunderkind]

"Good."

She moved back to a normal seating position.

"And hey, worst off we can just throw that large bottle you had at them. I'm sure that would make them sick too, tee hee hee!"

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

"The Febreeze?"

For a moment, Hawke almost looked offended. "That smells fine."

[thewunderkind]

"Right! But it's made to be sprayed on something as a mist. Now imagine if it was made into a concentrated bomb! Add a few drops of the chicken thing and then you've got a terrible smell mixed with something that's supposed to make you smell better and your brain just goes haywire!"

Damn, this sounded like the BEST IDEA EVER.

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

Hawke just kind of stared.

"Febreeze as biological warfare."

[thewunderkind]

"If anything, it's cheap and easy to obtain."

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

"I suppose."

It just seemed so backwards.

[thewunderkind]

"Well, we could always try it out and see what happened. Worst off, we just paid 3$ for a bottle."

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

Of course, if the materials had been expensive, Hawke would have shut down the project immediately unless it exhibited great promise (i.e. was worth it). For three dollars a bottle, he'd allow Lash to have her fun.

"Either that or figure out a way to convert the blue goo to a gas."

[thewunderkind]

"The only problem with that is having a place suitable to do such a chemical change without...well...making the entire place smell bad. Someone would know what's up, you know?"

[black-hawke.livejournal.com]

"True enough." Granted, turning the blue goop into a biological weapon was not really on his priority list.

"I'm sure if we tried hard enough, we could rig something."