smash_logs | What time is it? DORM LOG TIME.

Who:

sumabura_gakuen
What: Dorm hijinks and etc. Whatever you want.
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond. Do what you need! ✩
When: April 30 - May 15
Warnings: I wrote 'hijinks'. That should explain everything.

Ripped off the last one: Basically, here's what this is: we all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good portal for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR and the like.

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Anything and everything is possible. Harrass your least favorite teacher by throwing oranges at their window! Play your favorite survival horror game at night while subjecting your squeamish friends to your dark tastes! Get into a squabble with your next door neighbors about unappreciated late-hour rackets! Confess your love to the girl of your dreams after class is over! It can all be yours if you make a thread. So have at it! Show this log no mercy.

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[FINE WHATEVER he'll play along.]

May. End of the school year.

[He is very astute.]

[Very.]

Right. That means seniors graduatin', right? And seniors graduatin' means senior pranks.

Now who do we know that has a graduatin' class of seniors with a good reason to prank Smash Academy's football team?

[OKAY WAIT, HE'S GOT IT.]

So like, Capcom? I wouldn't put this past them.

[Oh. He thinks. Capcom High. Might be calling them the Flaming Hobos.

This is a moment that has been many moons in the making. The entire conversation has been boiling down to this point:]

I told you so.

I mean, it could be Squeenix, but they don't hate us nearly as much.

[Oh. OH WAIT he's being called out. UNACCEPTABLE.]

I'm sure they watch the news, Char.

[Oh look the Falcon impression is back again:]

Huhhhh duhhh I've got a handle on it. It was officially announced that they weren't me duuuhuuhhhhh.

[This is a very good impression.]

Well, yeah, but I never said Capcom would believe it.

Yeah, real great PR work there, spin doctor. I told you we were gonna end up a laughingstock thanks to your stupid little stunt.

[STARING. His racing career is okay THIS IS ALL THAT MATTERS TO HIM.]

So we'll cream them next time we play. We always do.

Great idea. We can do it while we wear our new Smash Academy Flamin' Hobo jerseys!

[Can you taste the sarcasm, Falcon? Can you?]

[It tastes like guilt and shame.]

Just throw it away.

[The official flavours of SBG.]

You know the rest of the team's gonna be wantin' an explanation for this, right?

[GRUMBLE GRUMBLE.]

Yes, probably.

If they ask me, then I'm tellin' the truth about your new superhero identity, Captain Hobo.

Okay. Fine. Whatever.

I'm glad we're seein' eye to eye on this.

[So glad, in fact, that he is gonna consider that particular matter discussed and move to leave. But first:]

And by the way, that Bailey friend of yours can go suck a fuck.