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Armed Weaponry - Thermal gunfight

Who: Smaus and childrens and not childrens
What: Armed Weaponry Class
Where: Courtyard, outside. Snow.
When: Tuesday, Dec 8th
Warnings: Cheeseburger guns and shenanigans

[[AGAIN this class has totally been taught in spirit this whole time and this particular class is backdated to Tuesday. And I am still the hugest derp.]]

*TODAY. Armed Weaponry will be taking place OUTSIDE in the snow, yes. There is a large note written on Miss Aran's chalkboard stating this for super special for students who did not hear her announce this the last dozen or so times last class, or are stragglers running late and didn't get the memo. Once enough students have filtered into the school's large, open, white-covered courtyard Samus will start her lecture.*

Today we will be revisiting the Super Scope, an item I hope you are all more than familiar with by now and learning how to use your surrounding environment to your advantage.

Here, *as Samus rips off the cover to a large table she had dragged out here earlier, on said table containing a multitude of SUPER SCOPES* you will find Super Scopes modified with a thermal scope instead of a normal scope. This will allow you to see extreme temperature differences, making it easier to detect your opponent in cold settings.

Today will be a simple class. No teams, no capture the flag, just a free-for-all. Utilize your thermal scopes to find opponents. Utilize your environment to avoid detection. The Super Scope itself will generate heat when it is fired, so keep this in mind.

Also keep in mind, *as Samus picks up a Super Scope for herself* I will be playing along with you.

[[The gun itself will record the number of times you are hit and/or successfully hit someone else and will not fire should you try to leave the courtyard with it. Other teachers and non-Armed Weaponry Students are more than welcome to stumble into the courtyard and play too. ♥ ]]

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Max stood in the cold, trying to hide but really, come on. Max is too big to hide conventionally and added to that, with the thermal scopes? Max is a giant radiant mass of muscular heat.

Also added to this is the fact that it is physically impossible for Max to shoot anybody more than 20 feet away.

He's the definition of a sitting goose. Have at him.

A tree shot at Max with a single, light shot.

It was very mysterious.

::point get::

The very first thing Flak did was start hunting down Max. It wasn't really hard, given how massive he is. The very second he spotted him, Flak moved in, making sure to stay just out of range of where Max can hit, just in case.

"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGHHHHH!!!!!" He let out a bestial shout, unloading upon Max. Shot after shot sailed through the air. Snow flew up from the impact of stray rounds hitting the ground. Finally, when there was so much scattered snow in the air, Flak could no longer see the target, he stopped firing.

The snow finally settled to the ground, revealing the carnage that had been left in it's wake.

Flak had missed every single shot.

~~Stupid luck based attacks.~~

"I TOLD YOU, YOU IDIOT, YOU CAN'T SHOOT FOR NOTHIN'" taunted Max.

"NOW GET A LOAD OF THESE GUNS" said Max, flexing as he pulled the trigger, somehow.

Pew pew pew!

All of Max's shots were dead on, heading right at Flak.

And disappeared into nothingness about five feet before they reached him.

"AAAAAAARGH" said Max as he charged at Flak to get within shooting range.

Edited 2009-12-11 06:04 (UTC)

A bag of fries was flying in the air towards Flak.

A double cheeseburger was flying in the air towards Max.

Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

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Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

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*Nester's trying to hide around, lalala. He's small and nimble, but he's also not at all a good shooter. Here was to hoping that he wouldn't mess up this time, like ALWAYS.*

*Carefully. Carefully. And then...

That tree took a pot shot at Nester.*

*Needless to say, he wouldn't be getting that Super Scope. It hit.

Well, okay, he was pretty unhappy now.*

*And then your local unassuming bush took a shot at Nester. In the butt. You are such an easy target that a (gay?) (british?) schoolboy decked in shorts during winter could even lay down the law on your perfectly unconcealed derriere.*

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Re: THIS IS WHERE YOU SHOOT EACH OTHER IN THE BUTT WITH SUPER SCOPES

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Slippy peeked from the pile of snow he was hiding behind, hoping that his small size and hiding spot would make up for being slow and not the least bit agile.

Slippy was not easy to see via the thermal scope! In fact Samus missed the student entirely in favor of stalking other less hidey targets.

Slippy thought he saw something pass by but it was too quick for him to shoot at.

Apple Kid has his super scope and his thermoscope and hey that super scope looks a little off somehow. It's hard to place what it is, but it might be the gum wrappers, yarn, and bark that's strapped to the side.

I wonder what that does.

Oh well, he's short but really wide, you could probably shoot him easily.

Oh god what did he do and where did he get those weird things was that bark?

Thought the bush which was going to take a pot shot at Apple Kid.

And suddenly Apple Kid was hit by some sort of shrub. Very clever, shrub, very clever.

Apple Kid looked around for the source of the shot, but found nothing. Very clever, shrub. Very clever indeed.

As it turns out, thermal scopes make it very easy to see hot things. Fire is a very hot thing. Char's tail was on fire.

Yeah, this was gonna go over real well.

Yep, he stuck out like a sore thumb. Samus took to lying completely flat against a drift of snow and went into a sniping position.

Super Scopes weren't ideal for sniping but she was going to take a shot at Char.