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[OOC DISCLAIMER - THESE VIDEOS ARE NOT SAFE FOR WORK]
OKAY LADIES. *takes his attendance*
First of all, I'd like to THANK ALL OF YOU who actually showed up last week to claim their Waluiigi fits. To the rest of you...well too bad, you missed out on you well beings, you piece of fat-lazy lard pieces.
Being that I teach two courses, I thought I'd vent my frustrations on all of you by showing you what I sometimes had to put up with when I was traveling with the troop.
Today we'll be look at a couple of videos of what I'd consider some of the worst examples of acting. The objective of this class is to learn what not to do, so when you do it, I can laugh at you without feeling a single smige of guilt. Because this is how some of you handled your SPAMALOT auditions. I mean...holy crap, I was really embarrassed. Laughing, but...who the hell am I kidding, I just laughed all the time. ANYWAY.
*Pulls out Youtube a DVD and puts it into the TV*
Okay, first off, a small compilation of the most retarded moments in movies.
[Error: unknown template video]See all that? Retarded. Completely Retarded. First of all, why the hell would anyone hire a white ninja to do anything? Ninja's are supposed to wear black, white clashes with PRETTY MUCH EVERYTHING plus gets you completely dirty when you're out killing your enemies and slashing people in half. Okay, now here's something that's VERY horrible. Like, you might get nightmares about this. Just don't stare at it for too long, it will suck all the acting out of you forever. FOREVER. [Error: unknown template video]So that's what happens when you don't listen to your drama teacher. You end up like those guys, dressed in a ridiculous costume. Drama isn't just about being someone else, it's BECOMING that character. Without wooden acting. Actually..you know what, I think you guys need to see an example of what I', talking about. Now ladies, keep those waterworks in touch and take out your tissues, because what I'm about to show you is the most badass of hardass acting scenes in a comedy show ever. I'm talking genuine acting here, nothing but the best of that hard manly love. I admit it, I cried the first time I watched it too. Remember kids, this school might have drama, but when a clown cries, it's SERIOUS BUSINESS. [Error: unknown template 'video']Any questions? | | |
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Ffffff This is super late. Totally my fault guys, I'm sorry |||orz Getting part one up so you can at least read that. 2 and 3 following shortly. You can beat me up all you want in the chat later orz.Characters: G&W, Fox, Linebeck, Chansey, Kazooie, Banjo, Gruntilda, Jolteon, Surge, Otacon, Oak, Falcon, Jeff, Ness, Yoshi, Guy, Makar, Arcanine, Vulpix, Daisy What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans! Cafe destruction is imminent. Where: Sumabura Cafe When: 7/07/2008 Rating: PG-13. Destruction and mayhem and who knows what else. ( Sumabura Cafe 7/7 | Part 1/3 ) - Tags:!chat log, * event - cafe, banjo (banjo-kazooie), cane/arcanine (pokemon), chansey (pokemon), fox mccloud (star fox), gruntilda (banjo-kazooie), guy (fire emblem), jeff andonuts (mother), jolteon (pokemon), kazooie (banjo-kazooie), lieutenant surge (pokemon), linebeck (zelda), makar (zelda), mr. game & watch (game & watch), ness (mother), oak (pokemon), otacon (metal gear), vulpix (pokemon), yoshi (mario)
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Who: Charizard, Zigzagoon, secret cameo! What: Ziggz meets Chari for the first time. 'smores are made! Where: BW-14 When: Tuesday, July 8th Rating: G-ish (Chari quietly thinks about last night at one point, but thassall.) ( Log here! °w° ♥ ) | | |
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Characters: Charmeleon, Nyx What: Breaking in to the haunted dorm. Where: Dorm BW-1 When: June 9, 2008, Morning/Afternoon Rating: PG-13 for language and probably flirting?((Hope you don't mind my just going ahead and starting this.)) | | |
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What: A little chat between Dimentio and Weavile, featuring Weavile's bluntness and Dimentio's love for metaphors.
Who: Weavile, Dimentio
When: July 9th, afternoon
Where: Weavile's office
Rating: PG | | |
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Characters: Kirby, Porky, Ganondorf, Charmeleon, Nyx (Gastly), Dimentos. Later on (maybe): Zelda, Ivysaur, Adeleine, Midna, Smeargle, Paula, Kumatora, Zigzagoon, Charizard, Daisy, Chansey, Combusken What: The pranksters storm through the girl's dorm rooms. Where: Girl's Dormitory Room When: July 9th, Evening to Night. Rating: PG-13 for language and evil-doing. (Kids, don't ever do this!) [ooc: I somehow messed up with the tags, can a mod fix this? D: Thanks] ( Pranks start now! ) | | |
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Characters: Kyelie Koopa, Peasley (and watchers?)
What: Sparring match
Where: Battlefield
When: July
Rating: PG? sure. this is probably going to be very comical fighting.
Kylie sat on the end of feild, kicking her feet off the edge, waiting for Peasley to show up. She came early to take a few pictures of the stage. She rambled to herself a bit, as she was usually unable to keep her mouth shut.
"Gee wiz I hope that glowing greeny get's here in a jiffy, I'm shaking bushes with anticipation! Hey speak of the devil, I see a shining beacon of bean coming this way post-haste!" She stood up and waved towards Peasley, who was flying in on his flying bean.
"Yoohoo! Sparkles! I'm ready for a tussle!" She said with mush enthusiasm. She was excited for the fight, but inwardly a little bit worried about how she would do, since she was never much of a fighter, but she knew she had to try. | | |
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Who: Weavile, Mask
What: Another little get-together between the two counselors.
Where: A small bookstore cafe downtown.
When: July 9th (evening)
Rating: PG | | |
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Characters: G&W, Fox, Linebeck, Chansey, Kazooie, Banjo, Gruntilda, Jolteon, Surge, Otacon, Oak, Falcon, Jeff, Ness, Yoshi, Guy, Makar, Arcanine, Vulpix, Daisy
What: Your weekly cafe shenanigans! Cafe destruction is imminent.
Where: Sumabura Cafe
When: 7/07/2008
Rating: PG-13. Destruction and mayhem and who knows what else.
- Tags:!chat log, * event - cafe, banjo (banjo-kazooie), cane/arcanine (pokemon), captain falcon (f-zero), chansey (pokemon), fox mccloud (star fox), gruntilda (banjo-kazooie), guy (fire emblem), jeff andonuts (mother), jolteon (pokemon), kazooie (banjo-kazooie), lieutenant surge (pokemon), linebeck (zelda), makar (zelda), mr. game & watch (game & watch), ness (mother), oak (pokemon), otacon (metal gear), vulpix (pokemon), yoshi (mario)
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Characters: Goombella, Kylie, Zigzagoon What: Goombella and Zigzagoon go to Kylie to ask about a necklace the two had found during their first digging adventure. Where: Girl's Dormitory When: (backdated) July 8th, Evening Rating: PG ( Read more... ) | | |
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* There is absolutely no one in the track field today. However, the entire place seems to have an army of metallic bars installed in the middle as well and some ramps. A large brown box sits in the middle, but it seems to be taped shut*A song begins to play in the track's speakers....[Error: unknown template video]SUDDENLY(!!) The wind picks up and the assembled students watch their gym teacher jump from the top of the school's building right down to the ground* Ladies! Welcome to another exciting gym class. As you can probably see from my KICKASS entrance, I'm a really good mood today. As you all know, there's a school trip this weekend, and, well making you run laps would be boring. Plus, I need to make this more exciting if you morons want to do ANYTHING. Today, we'll be doing some grinding, using some material I got from some of my old friends in Tokyo-to. * opens the box and pulls out a multitude of oddly colored roller blades*  Okay, here's some special roller blades that have special magnets in them that allow you to grind on metal. They also have mini rockets allowing you to go in blazing speeds of lights. Here are my rules for using them: - Wear protective gear if you're some sort of wimp.
- Don't blame me if you hurt yourself, you're a freaking idiot.Good luck and try not to get your face bashed in before the weekend trip. I'll be grading you on how well you grind. | | |
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