Characters: Falco Lombardi, Leon Powalski
What: Leon returns from his mission, Falco is groggy, and they're relatively civil towards each other despite the events from hours before, surprisingly.
Where: Leon's office... again.
When: 12 May '08, takes place after this.
Rating: It's pretty tame by their standards, I'll give it a G.
Warnings: Leon's undressing? There's nothing to see, though. xD
Random note: I started out drawing Falco's hair still spiked when it should really be pretty screwed up. Pretend it's floppy the whole time?

Link to Tegaki E

Ladies! Gentlmen! Freaks and Pokemon!


You're.... pretty much piling up in this room because you are attending your first human transformation seminar. or "gijinka" as the Japanese call it somewhere.... over... in Japanland... Ain't that place supposed to be fictional like the United States? Who writes this crap?

Aniway...

My name is Powalski. Mr. Venomoth had to return to the Pewter Gym this year so I'll be taking over as your counselor for these sessions. My office is in the science department should anyone need to see me regarding these sessions.


so...


Before we started..... umm....

Everyone take a towel from the front of the room. *reading former gijinka counselor's lecture notes as he sits on the desk and points to the towels beside him* Those of you who don't normally wear clothes will be assigned uniforms after this seminar when we can determine your size and for now will cover yourself with these towels if anybody happens to be uncomfortable with human nudity.

*puts paper down* Where's Lombardi? He's late! *eyes back on paper*

Please note that these seminars are purely for the transformation process and for getting accustomed to going about your school and important duties in your new human form. Exploration of your new physiology on intimate levels should be left to your own time. And this is a co-ed group so it is important you respect everyone around you regardless of their appearance.

*puts paper down again* Wow! This guy was well-prepared! Just like when I first joined his seminars! *reads more*

and on a final note... Oh screw this fine print! *tosses paper*

Transformation can be done in a number of ways. Two of the most common methods are through magic and ninja jutsu, and you just need to learn the technique depending on which works better for you.

But that's for another day.

For now we have these! *pulls out a shopping bag from his chair behind the desk and plops it on the first student desk in front of him*



These gayly-colored smashball-wannabees will transform you in an instant! ... you just have to hit it hard enough. These balls of forced energy will last your transformation twenty-four hours and you'll each get enough for a week. That's all there is to it!

Using magic or other conventional practices to transform last depending on your magic or spiritual energy. Or chakra. Whatever you kids wanna call it, and It'll last anywhere from one hour to.... I dunno! But you last longer as you keep gaining experience with your transformation. At least that's how it worked with me. I'll be two months human on the 29th! ... or 28th since today was a leap year... That extra day has to mess up everything! You can also transform back whenever you wish, which you'll see momentarily

But I'll get on to such methods next seminar, and since I'm sure as hell not breaking my record, we'll have a highly experienced senior with us giving demonstrations!



...

Oh yeah! There's also this little catch where there's some things you miscellany creatures can't do as humans. Depending on what you normally are, but that's pretty damn obvious, right?

And all Pokemon, regardless of type, will have their powers restricted to normal-type attacks, so I'm supposed to give brawl excuse notes to anyone under the 24-hour thing.


Everyone take a ball and... chatter amongst yourselves until our model student arrives. I'm gonna play solitare on my DS.