Alright you little hooligans!

Welcome to Item Mechanics 110. I am your instructor, the Great Leon Powalski. Let's get this over with because there's a 5pm Brawl match that I put good money on and I don't wanna miss it!

In this class, we will learn the essentials of....



hitty...





smacky-poundy





....things,


shooty-pooty things...






and bumpy things...






and pitchy-throwy-thingies...






... and

....







whatever the hell else is on your Syllabus. *passes copies around*



I will be covering the lecture half of this course every Tuesdays and Thursdays while Professor Sandbag will be your lab instructor on fridays, as I am legally forbidden to go anywhere near the items on your list. You are all expected to pay tons of cash to buy every item listed on the syllabus. Warpstars must be third-edition.


... and as a warning for this class.....?




umm.....




heheh....



You might get hurt!

Don't forget to sign your name on the attendance roster.




Today's lecture will be on Maximum tomatoes...

(((OOC note: same goes as last class post. Any student players wanting to attend this class just leave a comment- all grade levels welcome. It doesnt matter if your character is paying attention, sleeping, eating, or whatever. fellow teachers are welcome to drop in as they please,.

And yes, he attended class in his goggles and moped helmet. The Rainbow Delta II is parked right out in the hallway!)))

(It's mingle time! Students and teachers, come on in, sip a cup of your favorite brew, scarf down cakes, and interact with each other. :D Anything goes!)