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Alright you little hooligans!

Welcome to Item Mechanics 110. I am your instructor, the Great Leon Powalski. Let's get this over with because there's a 5pm Brawl match that I put good money on and I don't wanna miss it!

In this class, we will learn the essentials of....

hitty...

smacky-poundy

....things,

shooty-pooty things...

and bumpy things...

and pitchy-throwy-thingies...

... and

....

whatever the hell else is on your Syllabus. *passes copies around*

I will be covering the lecture half of this course every Tuesdays and Thursdays while Professor Sandbag will be your lab instructor on fridays, ~~as I am legally forbidden to go anywhere near the items on your list~~. You are all expected to pay tons of cash to buy every item listed on the syllabus. Warpstars must be third-edition.

... and as a warning for this class.....?

umm.....

heheh....

You might get hurt!

Don't forget to sign your name on the attendance roster.

Today's lecture will be on Maximum tomatoes...

(((OOC note: same goes as last class post. Any student players wanting to attend this class just leave a comment- all grade levels welcome. It doesnt matter if your character is paying attention, sleeping, eating, or whatever. fellow teachers are welcome to drop in as they please,.

And yes, he attended class in his goggles and moped helmet. The Rainbow Delta II is parked right out in the hallway!)))

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*knocks on the open door to get his attention* Leon... It's not exactly a good idea to leave your moped in the middle of the hallway. Someone could trip on it.

Who's gonna trip over something as big as that? Giga Bowser?

Yeah. Someone like him ~~or me~~ tripping on it would result in an awful scratch mark, I think.

Well then watch where you're going!

... Ma'am!

Just take care of it, Leon. *Samus has left the ~~building~~ classroom doorway~*

................... K.

*pulls moped into the classroom and plops it behind his desk*

SO... CLASS... WHERE WERE WE?

...

... Oh you gotta be kiddin' me, you again?!

I should be asking you the same thing, chickenlegs!

"Chicken legs?!"

*gets up to leave*

I take it you want to fail this whole class right away?

You can't get into Senior Final Destination Brawling without passing this class, you know!

... But why should I care!

~~No.~~

Oh freakin' well!

You shouldn't! The last thing I need is some creepy old fart being concerned about me!

The last thing I need is to help an ingrateful jailbait.

I ain't no jailbait, dumbass.

I aint no dumbass, you dumb cluck!

Tomato is yummy?

Yes. Maximum Tomatoes are very delicious and restore 50% of your health! Have one! *tosses a tomato over*

*OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM*

The medicinal properties of this fruit is quite surprising. My mother used to grow similar crops herself in a window box for use if I ever harmed myself while playing. They were much smaller though, almost like grapes.

There were also apparently side-effects, like stunted growth, but I can't say I've experienced them myself.