LOOK. UP IN THE SKY.

[mansionstaff]

Who: All of Smash.
What: Dorm log!
Where: Student and Teacher dorms, and quite possibly beyond campus.
When: March 13th - April 13th. The whole month.
Warnings: YOU KNOW YOURSELVES

We all know our characters experience downtime after classes and their busy schedules, and this is a good venue for those kinds of miscellaneous dorm-shenanigans to take place. Not only does it give your characters the easy chance to meet new people in a laid-back environment, but it's a good mechanism for strengthening CR. It's easy!

Feel free to begin in any way you please! Plan with (a) fellow player(s) if you'd like! Or, set up a thread and wait for characters to bite! Just add a thread with the room number (and date/time, if it matters) and the characters that reside there (just for reference!). You do not have to use one character's thread as a dual-purpose for both characters if you do not want to. Doesn't have to be a dorm room, either, if you have something else in mind.

This month sees the added addition of the fallen Egg Carrier--the debris still litter the lakeside.

Thank you to Angela for the original text! Here are the school's living arrangements, for reference.

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BONUS EVENT TIME!!

March 16th
Are you Irish? No? TOO BAD, you are now. Many of the bars and clubs downtown are having green-flavored festivities. Sure, they're stated to be for those of legal age, but that's never stopped people before, right?

March 23rd - 25th
THE GREAT EXCITEBIKE MIGRATION. Better stay out of the streets or you might get run oveBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBbbbbbBBBbBbBBBBBb

April 1st
OH NO IT'S APRIL FOOL'S. Crazy Hand is out and about, slapping unsuspecting students and faculty with fish stickers. What? If you are unfortunate enough to fall victim to his pranking ways, you might find yourself saddled with a minor curse (hair color change, uncontrollable sneezing, anything you want, really) for as long as the sticker is on your person. The catch--try as you might, you can't remove it. Someone else will have to take it off for you, which might be a tall order if the sticker makes you say everything backwards.

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[givemeyouranswerdo]

Daisy stopped by the weight room to get in some exercise. Gotta keep in shape, especially with team sports coming up soon.

Hopefully some creeper wouldn't show up with weight lifting tips.

[tank_rockarms]

Max is not a creeper, Daisy.

He's a Flexpert.

Now, tell me what it is that you're doing so Max can tell you what it is that you're doing wrong.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

She was trying to use the stack machine.

Go for it, Flexpert.

Never forget: I am always a dick.

[tank_rockarms]

Max has no idea how to help you with your computer science problem, Daisy.

What are you even doing in the weight room using a computer for a purpose that isn't keeping track of your lifts or macros, anyway?

Never forget: so am I

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Watching videos on MewTube of Flak lifting more than Max.

[needsmorebiceps]

you shut your mouth

[givemeyouranswerdo]

I'm not kidding, look at this video here posted by Flak of him lifting with a description that says "Suck it, Max". Are you gonna stand there and take that?

[needsmorebiceps]

Max hears the video you're watching from across the gym because it's that voice and hearing it even just at the tiniest whisper is enough to set Max on edge.

"WHAT THE HELL WHERE IS THAT GODDAMNED BASTARD WHO LET HIM BACK IN HERE?" explodes the man with biceps larger than many small children from across the room.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Oh good lord, it was that mountain of muscles that made play it was still a man.

"Who are you talking about?" she asked, holding up her phone. "Nobody's here but me. I'm just watching some training videos."

[needsmorebiceps]

"WHY DO YOU HAVE VIDEOS OF FLAK ON YOUR PHONE?" politely asked the roiling mass of muscle fibers that had coalesced, briefly, into the shape of an extraordinarily pissed off man.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

"Because I did a search on MewTube about weight training, and this was the first result?" Daisy responded to the hulking mass of sinew and spittle.

[needsmorebiceps]

"WHAT THE FUCK," said Max, who had been spending too much time around Vinnie.

"DELETE THEM. ALL OF THEM."

[givemeyouranswerdo]

"I didn't upload them, they're on MewTube!" Daisy protested. "What do you expect me to do about it?"

[needsmorebiceps]

"GET THE INTERNET TO DELETE THEM," suggested Max calmly.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

"Even if I could, why? What's the big deal?"

[needsmorebiceps]

"HE'S THE WORST; HE'S FROM BLACK HOLE; HE DON'T PUT AWAY HIS WEIGHTS; HE THINKS HE'S MY RIVAL BUT HE'S TOO AWFUL TO BE MY RIVAL," continued Max.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

"Okay, I'm starting to see what you mean," Daisy replied. "But even so, I can't delete his stuff from the internet. It doesn't work that way."

[needsmorebiceps]

"WELL THEN HOW DO WE GET HIM TO NOT BE THE FIRST GUY ON MEWTUBE?" Max asked casually. "HOW DO WE MAKE IT SO NOBODY SEES HIS VIDEOS ANYMORE?"

[givemeyouranswerdo]

"Well," Daisy thought, "if you wanted, you could make your own videos, and if they get popular enough, people will go to those instead of Flak's."

[needsmorebiceps]

"HOW DO I MAKE A POPULAR INTERNET VIDEO?" Max asked.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

"You could make a show about training people to lift," Daisy told him. "Make a show of your own. Show people how to do it right!"

[tank_rockarms]

"Yes," said Max. "I can get special guests and do it right. None of this, whatever that is that he's doin'. What he hell is that?" he said, staring at the phone. "Is he tryin' to throw that dumbbell across the room? None of that's good form." None of it. Absolutely none of it.

[givemeyouranswerdo]

"See? There you go!" Daisy exclaimed. "You could get Mac... maybe Captain Falcon... Vinnie... Mac..." Did she say Mac twice? "I bet you could train a lot of people the right way to lift and bulk up!"

[tank_rockarms]

"You said Mac twice," said Max. "You think he should do two videos?"

[givemeyouranswerdo]

Daisy realized she had said it only after Max pointed it out. To save face, she answered, "...Yes. He should. You should do lots of videos."