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Shantae ([personal profile] magicdancer) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2014-03-17 07:32 pm

Was that always there? Bath House Open Log!

Who: EVERYONE
What: Suddenly, BATH HOUSE.
Where: An unused janitor closet
When: Any time
Warnings: B for BARE BUTTS

In the halls, there was a janitor's closet. A non-descript janitor's closet, one that you probably passed many times along the way. But something was different... Steam was coming from beneath the doorway... And if you happened to open the door, instead of brooms and making out students cleaning supplies, you'd find something else entirely: 



Somehow, an ornate bath house had appeared in the academy seemingly overnight. Where did it come from? Who knows? It's all yours!
cowardlyjustice: (p-panchira!)

[personal profile] cowardlyjustice 2014-03-26 08:02 am (UTC)(link)
Inigo's complaints had fallen into daft ears as Brown's brain was still on the fritz, desperately trying to come out with any form of sentence repeating a mantra of 'I uhm's. It's hard not to, Shantae was gorgeousgorgeousgorgeous and in any normal circumstance would he ever see her bare. Even on normal circumstances, he would already feel a deep flush on his face at the thought, let alone to be on to experience it real time, where his brain had gone up to the hills.

Eventually, he manage to squeak, "I'm sorry this is all a huge misunderstanding!" All in a single breath. He quickly brought his own hands to cover his eyes, though they were also to cover his face, which was now ridiculously red.
manforflowers: (indignation)

sssslow and shorty

[personal profile] manforflowers 2014-04-01 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Yeah, one that was your fault!" Inigo turned his gaze onto Brown and jabbed him accusingly with his finger as he added, "I was trying to make sure the bath was empty! This talent of yours for escalating already embarrassing situations is frankly kind of... horrifying?!"
gloriouscoward: (don't you do this to me)

did someone say SUPER LATE

[personal profile] gloriouscoward 2014-04-18 03:08 am (UTC)(link)
"I want to take a bath!" Brown cried, overwhelmed. "And 's not my fault that some cosmic entity decides to over-exaggerate my flawless beauty with curse the worst luck, have ya tried to gamble with my luck? I'd either win home with a pot that would make the leprechaun happy or left stark naked. Man, isn't weird that-"

And this is the part he drowns himself because even he couldn't stand his nervous chatter. What a total dork.