Chapter 1: Smash Academy

[manforflowers]

Who: Inigo and you
What: Dates and flowers and getting his bearings
Where: Anywhere on campus
When: Feb 2nd
Warnings: Flirting with every girl

[There was nothing like some fresh flowers to make a new, unfamiliar place feel like home - that was the first thing Inigo did to settle in. All the common rooms were now decorated with a branch of forsythia blossoms in a vase. It seemed an appropriate choice, even they were a bit pricy at the florist's.

The fact that he got two dates with two pretty girls - two! Sorta dates! Well, it had his hopes up for this school. Plus, it wouldn't hurt to stick around and maybe earn some coin before moving on.

If you see him sprucing up the place, feel free to say hello. He'll also be wandering around, trying to get his bearings of the school and poking at all the unfamiliar technology - in particular, staring at the stadium with a great deal of awe.]

Comments

[manforflowers]

[What? Aw, come on. He'd for ten minutes, and someone was suddenly decided it was a good idea to munch the flowers?]

Seriously? You're eating them?

[punchtheflute]

[Oh! A new person who he didn't know yet!]

Yeah, they're good! Here!

[He bit off the part that he'd been chewing and offered the rest to Inigo.]

Be careful though? If you're just a regular Human guy, some flowers are poisonous.

[manforflowers]

[Are you for real.]

Yes, that's very generous of you to offer me a bite of those flowers when I just put them there ten minutes ago. Is this what people around here usually do to home decor?

[punchtheflute]

[He's so very, very real.]

Oh. No. It's not normal or anything. I just like to eat different flowers. Sorry if you didn't want me to eat them!

[He put the sorry, sorry remains of the sprig back in the vase and pulled a stem out of his teeth.]

My name is Sonny Moe! Are you new to the school?

[manforflowers]

[Ah. Yes. A beautiful half-eaten twig in a vase. Exactly the kind of beauty he wanted to spread around here.]

That I am! I thought the flowers would be a nice welcoming present - I didn't think I'd have to get new ones so soon.

Inigo's the name.

[punchthedoritos]

I can get some new ones to make up for these. Sorry, I'm a Snorlax, so, my appetite gets away on me sometimes!

[Inigo welcome to the wonderful world of Pokémon.]

It's good to meet you, Inigo! How do you like school so far? Have you tried the Cafeteria yet?

[manforflowers]

[Well, at least he seemed the amiable sort. That was more than enough for Inigo to forgive him. But what was a Snorlax...?]

The ravenous sort, eh? I bet you know all the best places in town to grab a meal. You'll have to tell me about them sometime! [So he could take girls there on dates, of course.]

I did try the cafeteria! And I talked to the most amazing girl - long, purple hair like satin, skin like bronze and those hips...! Oh, she had hips like a goddess. Have you ever seen hips that moved so perfectly that you thought you were witnessing divine power at work? Oh... [You'd gotten him started, Sonny.]

[punchthedoritos]

I do! I can even show you some of them! My favorite place is the Gilded Stockade Buffet!

[He paused to think about Inigo's question very carefully.]

Hmm. I used to see god's hips sometimes. Her name was Bob! She would bake me muffins. She was really pretty and her hair was so fluffy, I just wanted to touch it! I never did, though, because I thought that might of been sort of rude. And then there's my other friend, the god of time! Her name was Dana. She had blue hair and we'd eat cookies and take naps together. But yeah. They had lots of divine power!