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smash_logs2012-12-15 07:46 pm
thewrightidea) wrote in smash_logs2012-12-15 07:46 pm
Phoenix got beaten by a girl
Who: Phoenix Wright, GLaDOS, and Vivian for the first part, OPEN for the second part
What: Phoenix gets beaten up :[ - then he's in the nurse's office or something for the next day
When: December Fourteenth through the fifteenth
Where: The stadium (with the safetys off), then the nurse's office! You can visit him there.
Warnings: Violence :[
Phoenix had an overwhelming sense of justice. He cared greatly for innocent people, and if their safety was compromised, then he had to take action. He couldn't just sit when a criminal was running around out and about endangering the lives of others.
Perhaps Vivian wasn't truly at fault here; she was just a child, or as GLaDOS said, just an AI who had only been alive for a few weeks at the most. But it was GLaDOS he despised; she was a sociopath, entrapping the school for her own personal pleasure. And then she unleashed this humanoid weapon on the school who would shoot people simply for not having a hall pass! Of course, Phoenix had to tell her what she was doing wrong, but then GLaDOS responded with threats of violence.
And since that time, Phoenix had been extremely cautious, watching his back at every turn for that human turret or for the computer instructor. He had unfortunately gotten stuck under the mistletoe with her once and promptly fled once they were forced to kiss. Maybe he was a bit of a coward, but he had to figure this situation out before being beaten to a pulp.
Walking through the hallways with caution, he tried to keep awareness of his surroundings, looking out for anyone with white or light-blue hair. Please don't kill Phoenix.
What: Phoenix gets beaten up :[ - then he's in the nurse's office or something for the next day
When: December Fourteenth through the fifteenth
Where: The stadium (with the safetys off), then the nurse's office! You can visit him there.
Warnings: Violence :[
Phoenix had an overwhelming sense of justice. He cared greatly for innocent people, and if their safety was compromised, then he had to take action. He couldn't just sit when a criminal was running around out and about endangering the lives of others.
Perhaps Vivian wasn't truly at fault here; she was just a child, or as GLaDOS said, just an AI who had only been alive for a few weeks at the most. But it was GLaDOS he despised; she was a sociopath, entrapping the school for her own personal pleasure. And then she unleashed this humanoid weapon on the school who would shoot people simply for not having a hall pass! Of course, Phoenix had to tell her what she was doing wrong, but then GLaDOS responded with threats of violence.
And since that time, Phoenix had been extremely cautious, watching his back at every turn for that human turret or for the computer instructor. He had unfortunately gotten stuck under the mistletoe with her once and promptly fled once they were forced to kiss. Maybe he was a bit of a coward, but he had to figure this situation out before being beaten to a pulp.
Walking through the hallways with caution, he tried to keep awareness of his surroundings, looking out for anyone with white or light-blue hair. Please don't kill Phoenix.
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"Yeah, that's who it is. I was reprimanding her for unleashing... some kind of sentient weapon... upon the school, and she just... didn't take it well." He gave a nervous smile and rubbed the back of his neck in embarrassment, though the muscles in his arm hurt as they stretched.
"I'm not exactly sure how to deal with this lady now. She claims that her status as a robot-- er, computer - whatever she is - makes her immune to the law."
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Nope, that sounded as stupid as 'robots.' "You've been here longer than I have, Wright. Has there been an incident even the slightest bit similar to this one since you came here?" He'd read a heck of a lot of law books and court transcripts since he got here, but he hadn't really seen any other cases of artificial intelligences assaulting people.
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"Yeah, kind of..." His eyes had been gazing at the ceiling, but now the focused back on Edgeworth. "Do you know Dr. Robotnik? Ah, he also goes by the name Eggman."
The only reason Phoenix wouldn't have Eggman's brainwashing incident at the front of his mind is because he couldn't really remember what he had done while brainwashed. Well, then there was the whole thing with time eaters where he was forced to see his horrible college-aged self almost lose in court.
god dang so slow. too slow. i am slow.
"...Perhaps. What does this doctor look like?" Edgeworth frowned like he didn't particularly want to hear the answer.
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"Well... He's... rotund. Bald. Very large mustache. Just... altogether very unpleasant in every sense of the word." He grimaced just thinking of that man.
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"Well... He's... Let's just say my very first encounter with him was him making a post on the network yelling at me for stealing his job." He gave a short chuckle at the absurdity of the situation, and then he waved his hands in front of him, "--I mean, I didn't mean to steal it! I took this job since there was an ad for it! I didn't mean to--"
He cleared his throat and continued. "Anyway, he's always been very... impolite to me. But I could tolerate that if it wasn't for him brainwashing me and several other people in the school with his robots." and Phoenix realized how ridiculous this sounded, because this was Edgeworth. Edgeworth believed about GLaDOS, but that's because he was there. He was not there to witness Eggman's brainwashing robots.
"I mean, I know it sounds ridiculous... But however he did it, it happened. And he got away with it scot-free." That wasn't even the last of his horrible encounters with Eggman. Then there was the thing with the time eater... But he figured he'd take it one thing at a time.
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"You're right -- it does sound ridiculous." Edgeworth sighed and tried valiantly to suspend his disbelief. ...For the time being, at least. "And I suppose no legal action was taken?"
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"The law in this place is kind of backwards," he admitted. "Nobody really does anything as long as nobody is killed..." And he gulped. "And even then..." Caim might not have committed the most recent murder, but he still had a slew of bodies behind him already and he was allowed to walk free.