twistedspoon: (pic#2914517)
Casey ([personal profile] twistedspoon) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-09-13 09:08 am

I'll have a cup of tea and tell you of my dreaming

Who: Everyone
What: DREAMS
When: A whole 24 hours spanning from September 14th-15th
Warnings: Creepy nightmares? Innuendo? I don't know, the usual.



There had been so much buzz about those stupid lollipops for weeks now. Not only out loud, but in her head - thoughts ranging from what's the deal with those things? to gotta have more to pricy as fuck. Eventually, she confused the cravings of others for her own, and it just so happened that her very own roommate had a box right on her side of the room!

Casey wasn't supposed to touch it, but she didn't see why. Money issues, or something. She didn't get the big deal about money either. She wasn't a Meowth, so there was no reason for her to have any. Therefore, the rules about it didn't apply to her.

That was her logic, anyway.

When Ai was asleep, she opened up the box and put her telekinesis to good use. Five of the candies lifted into the air - two green, three yellow - and the wrappers tore off in perfect synchronization. Too bad nobody was watching. The Abra opened her mouth wide and crammed all of them in at once, because she had no concept of savouring anything.

Shortly after, she fell asleep, the sticks still poking out of her mouth. That had to be bad for her teeth.

Soon the dreaming began...
thewrightidea: (Hmmmm)

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2012-09-14 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Wait, what?

"I'm Phoenix Wright..." he said. But wait, that wasn't "presenting" anything. If Phoenix knew anything, it was that evidence was what counted in the court of law!

Except this wasn't a court of law, but still.

So he reached in his pocket and pulled out his wallet, then showed his license.



Something looked strange about it, but... oh well. It was his license.
metalscratchin: (Egg Pawn)

[personal profile] metalscratchin 2012-09-14 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
Suddenly, the robot aimed its lance at Phoenix. "ATTENTION. YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR THE CRIME OF BEING A LAWYER."

Better run.
thewrightidea: (I'm coming!)

1/?

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2012-09-14 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Wait a minute.

WAIT A MINUTE.

Phoenix just remembered something crucial.
thewrightidea: (Not cool bro)

2/?

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2012-09-14 04:02 am (UTC)(link)
...
thewrightidea: (POINT)

4/4

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2012-09-14 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
After crying his well-known battle cry, Phoenix proceeded to state just why he objected to this robot.

"I don't actually have a license!"

Maybe he should start running. Or not.
metalscratchin: (Egg Pawn)

Re: 4/4

[personal profile] metalscratchin 2012-09-14 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
The robot stared at him for a few moments.

And stared.

And stared.

"You may pass."
thewrightidea: (The evidence is right here!)

[personal profile] thewrightidea 2012-09-14 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Well, that worked like a charm!

So, with a smug smile on his face, Phoenix casually strolled into the evil lair of death. Oh boy. Who knew that not ever getting his drivers' license would come in handy one day?