Smash vs. Wild

[planking]

Who: Flint and YOU!
What: The manliest camping trip ever
Where: The green stuff in the northeast corner of the map
When: The weekend of September 7-9
Warnings: Poison ivy.

Ah, camping. The great outdoors! Nature! Wind in the trees and rivers flowing down the mountain. Far, far, far away from civilization. And science. Especially science. Flint loved the outdoors. A little fresh air always did wonders for his mood. And when things got really stressful? Well, on those occasions, he needed an extra dose of the outdoors.

This was one of those occasions.

Two times running mazes for homicidal robots was two times too many, and as much as he could at least tolerate all the wonders of modern invention in FDC, all of the recent science had set him a little on edge. He needed to unwind, and he finally found himself with a free weekend to do it. And he thought, why not bring everyone else along for the ride? Surely some fresh air would do them good, too. Yep, this was gonna be a good weekend.

((OOC: There will be some general threads but please feel free to go nuts and make your own threads for stuff!))

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[travelingbelle]

Blue had also ended up staring at bit at this sphere she had stumbled upon.

This was the weirdest Magnemite she had ever seen.

But Magnemites didn't talk!?!?!

"H-hello?"

[explosion_day]

Oh sweet, a chick.

"Hey there, pretty lady." The robot smoothly responded from his grassy bed. "You out havin' a camping adventure too?"

[travelingbelle]

So it WAS talking!

Blue blinked and nodded her head, crouching down near this large metallic eyeball. "Uh-huh. Are you practing your bear fake-out techniques?"

[explosion_day]

"Bear fake-outs?" The metallic eyeball scoffed. "No way. If anything that's what they do when they see me. Call it a 'Rick fake-out'. Bears run screamin' and cryin' whenever they see me."

YOU /WOULD/

[travelingbelle]

"Well that's very impressive."

Maybe he was related to a Magnemite. Maybe he was just very macho. Blue wasn't sure what to make of a very macho eyeball.

"I'll know who to come find if I meet a bear, Mr. Rick."

It's canon ok (no it's not)

[explosion_day]

The little robot looked pleased with himself that he was impressing her. No doubt, he was very impressive. And machognemite.

"Tell you what, 'cause you're so gorgeous I'll offer you a one-time deal of Bear-Slaying, free-of-charge. Just stick with me and I'll keep you safe from any ol' bear on your adventures."

Rick winked at Blue. With his one eye. Somehow, he made it work.

[travelingbelle]

Did he just wink. Blue got the impression that he just winked. Somehow. With his one eye. Huh.

This was a funny little robyeballgemite. Thing. Blue grinned despite herself, because this relationship with the sphere was still so young and naive that she didn't know any better. "What a wonderfully kind offer. How could I possibly refuse?"

[explosion_day]

Atta girl.

"Just, uh, gotta give me a hand here, that's all."

I CONTINUE TO BE THE WORST

[travelingbelle]

Aha.

"Mm, I guess you're not really a Magnemite after all. Okay!"

Blue delicately placed her hands on the sphere and lifted. How much do you weigh Rick.