Smash vs. Wild

[planking]

Who: Flint and YOU!
What: The manliest camping trip ever
Where: The green stuff in the northeast corner of the map
When: The weekend of September 7-9
Warnings: Poison ivy.

Ah, camping. The great outdoors! Nature! Wind in the trees and rivers flowing down the mountain. Far, far, far away from civilization. And science. Especially science. Flint loved the outdoors. A little fresh air always did wonders for his mood. And when things got really stressful? Well, on those occasions, he needed an extra dose of the outdoors.

This was one of those occasions.

Two times running mazes for homicidal robots was two times too many, and as much as he could at least tolerate all the wonders of modern invention in FDC, all of the recent science had set him a little on edge. He needed to unwind, and he finally found himself with a free weekend to do it. And he thought, why not bring everyone else along for the ride? Surely some fresh air would do them good, too. Yep, this was gonna be a good weekend.

((OOC: There will be some general threads but please feel free to go nuts and make your own threads for stuff!))

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Re: LET'S MAKE CAMP

[gunplay]

OCELOT WAS READY. ...Ready to plagiarize everything he could remember about Naked Snake's survival methods, anyway. And he sure was excited about it. The only way it could have been better was if Snake himself were there so Ocelot could really copy him, but the bastard had left the country.

Oh well. Ocelot was sure he could prove himself anyway. How hard could it be? It was about finding food, right? He had stolen and eaten most of Snake's raw wilderness snacks, so he mostly knew what to look for. Nevermind that he had been violently sick for hours afterwards.

He didn't think Snake took the time to cook anything, but decided it wouldn't be cheating if he roasted something for a bit anyway... So, some hours later, he approached the campfire, with a freshly stomped-on snake in hand and a stick in the other. He poked the dead reptile onto the stick, wound it around a few times, then held it over the fire like a marshmallow, feeling like a total badass the whole time.

Hope you don't mind~

[lives_strong]

Ondrea had no such formal training on how to live in the wild. Matter of fact, she barely had any at all. Sure, as a wild pokemon her parents taught her a little bit, but most of it was instinct and learning by teaching herself. As such, she knew what to look for and what could possibly be dangerous.

Still, things were around here were a bit unfamiliar, so she took the cautious road when it came to food, and decided to pick some berries. At least until she could make sure what was dangerous to hunt and what was not. And speaking of which...

"I trust you've checked to see if that snake is not poisonous?"

Have one (1) humanized Blaziken, Ocelot.

[planking]

Color Flint impressed. He was a little uneasy in Ocelot's prescence (what with him having won him in a bachelor auction and all), but he could appreciate someone with a taste for the wild.

"I never had a snake with the skin still attached, myself." He commented, wondering if that gave it extra flavor.