[OPEN] 4th Wall weekend - FDC

[mansionstaff]

Who: YOU AND ME IT'S OUR DESTINY!
What: 4th Wall Weekend shenanigans
Where: In the general vicinity of Final Destination City WHEREVER YOU WANT
When: April 27th-29th
Warnings: Depending on who shows up, there could be many terrible things.
Event Info Post: here

So a temporal problem in the space-time continuum has brought you here for a few days. No big, you might as well enjoy the place and all its crazy sights and sounds while you're here, you know? It isn't every day that you're completely conscious for this sort of thing, and...deep down...this does look like a pretty fun place to hang around.

Time to make the most of it!

Within walking distance of Smash Academy is Final Destination City and here you can find just about anything your imagination can come up with. A bigger and more advanced hospital & Pokemon Center, grocery stores, restaurants, coffee shops, ice-cream parlors, arcades, Delfino Mall, clothing stores, book stores, apartment complexes, homes, bars, pubs--you name it, it's probably here. FDC's legal drinking age is 19 but uh...a few bars don't really check. You might want to head off to Ganondorf Dragmire's Pub for that sort of thing, he's cool with that.

There is also locally a junkyard formally guarded by a Towtow (now presumed dead), and a rocky beach not really ideal for sunbathing but great for brooding and making out at. (If you do end up making out, be careful...it's quite an open area)

Beyond that? Hey if you wanna visit the world, Smash Academy and FDC is located on a strange, fictional and hodgepodge version of Planet Earth, where all other areas of the Video Game universes are ONE. Have you ever wanted to see Ganondorf visit Hocotate? Or Kirby and Yoshi hang out on Popstar? Mario in Alaska? Here, you totally can.

Or, you know, you can chill out in the student dorms and get free meals served by a giant bear with a laser for an eye.

Regardless of what you end up doing? This place is certain to be interesting in more ways than one....

[[OOC: THE NITTY GRITTY AND RULES:
- OPEN LOG AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE.
- Please start your threads with where your character is, so others can come in.
- If you are going to have makeouts / battles / anything kinda sketchy, PLEASE MARK IT SO ACCORDINGLY as you tag to warn the others.
- Mark your threads OPEN and CLOSED depending on your plans.
- If your character knows others (a 4th wall breakage) make sure that the other person is okay with it before going "Hey I played your game", etc. we're trusting you guys to communicate with each other for such things.
- ENJOY, AND HAVE FUN! ]]

Comments

Junkyard - OPEN

[thebabythebabythebaby]

[Junkyards sure are creepy, aren't they? Big skeletal piles of twisted, discarded junk, rust and jagged metal and who-knows-what all over the place... it's like something out of a horror movie.

And that noise over there? What was that? A stray rat knocking over a bit of scrap metal, maybe? Or, you know, just a life-sucking pointy-mandibled space abomination. Whatever.]

27-29th - FORTUNE TELLING

[tarotkitty]

Well, this seems like a place with ample foot traffic. While Katrina was shocked to find herself not in her shop in Animal City with her armful of fortune telling things, this isn't anything a business woman well versed in the supernatural can't cope with.

Obviously, the thing to do here is to set up shop. A blanket on the ground, a few crystals scattered about to align the spirits, and a deck of tarot cards in the middle. A quickly made up sign reads "Fortunes - Prices negotiable." She remembers the last time.

"Yee heh ha ta ta ta!
Yee heh ha ta ta ta!
..."

Care to get a fortune?

Re: 27-29th - FORTUNE TELLING

[rotarytier]

This place seemed familiar.

Goose wasn't sure how to place his finger on it, but it felt almost as if he'd been here before. He probably hadn't, though. In fact, no, there's no way he has before.

So then why did he feel like this was total deja vu?

Whatever, man, he'll see what this mumbo-jumbo is about. He has a few minutes and dollars to spare.

"Nice place you got here."

Saturday

[stay_classy_cat]

The moment Seth was able to put what little information he had to work with, he decided he didn't want to be anywhere near the vicinity of these strange portal people. Those slobs back the academy could take care of it themselves. Seth had his own matters to tend to.

Like shopping! He didn't quite expect to see a vendor of this nature, however. Oh! How quaint! How cute! It was probably a huge ripoff.

But what the hell, perhaps he could be provided with some entertainment otherwise. The blonde boy swaggered up to the cat woman.

"Prices negotiable~?" He purred, "I suppose you can't put a price on good faith, can you? What is it exactly that you do here?"

Re: 27-29th - FORTUNE TELLING

[monotreme_101]

"HEY!!"

There was a Red Guy moving toward your booth at speed.

"Heeey! Katrina!"

[pineneedleseer]

Well, will you look at that. An actual fortune teller; she would put Morty to shame. He was actually positively delighted to see this and it probably showed in his smile as he approached. He loved, loved, loved this sort of thing.

"Fortune telling, is it? How much is 'prices negotiable'?" Though, Morty was willing to pay anything.

[robot_ninja_haggleman]

"What currency do you take?"
Here, have a robot ninja. He's a bit curious about his own fortune - for his own reasons.

EVERYWHERE, EVERYDAY

[sonicboom]

This.

Is just.

Weird.

Here is this very excitable, very perky little blue hedgehog dashing all around town, looking around and peeking at different places, greeting different people. This place was so different from Green Hill! How did he get here through some weird room in some school?!

Sonic scratched at his head with confusion. What to do...? Robuttnik was probably still capturing a bunch more animals by now. Sheesh!

...'round town with the hog I love...

[bluestreaker]

Yeah, it is kind of wild, but nothing they wouldn't get used to! It was in their nature to be thrown around from zone to zone, space to Earth, and book to... book...

But what was purely innate to these hedgehogs were their speedy legs, and this Sonic wasn't doing much else different from his past counterpart. So it would be no surprise that he'd eventually run right by him while dragging around a corner.

And, boy, was he stoked to see himself! Er, Him! Well, you know - Sonic!

"Hey!" So he wasn't the only one that ended up here after the Time Eater mess. "Sonic!"

GIANT VERSION OF YOURSELF COMING AT YOU IN 3, 2, 1....

Anywhere. Just...Anywhere.

[ihearthuggbees]

It's a streaker! It's an escapee from a freaky humane circus with all the acrobats in skintight bodysuits!

No, it's a SUPERHERO! It's Freakazoid to be precise, and he'll be everywhere that anyone happens to be a hero!

Or just eating at the local diner. Or playing with any assorted giant monsters around the world. Or really doing anything silly. As long as it's silly.

[drshocky]

Vaporeon had no idea what was going on. All she knew was that she'd been transported from Smash Academy to Smash Academy in the most pointless paradox adventure of the century. As far as she knew, absolutely nothing was different.

Only one thing to do about it: GET A BURGER.

She took a seat at the local 50's style diner next to some blue guy with weird hair. Nothing weird about this at all.

on a lawn, perhaps?

[zombiesonurlawn]

The zombies... are coming...

or a street..?

[kamurolifeline]

[AKIYAMA WALKED INTO FDC.]

[mr_mildmannered]

He wasn't sure how he got here. He wasn't sure why he was here. But in general? This kind of thing happened for a reason. He had a purpose for being here, he just needed to find it, and then find his way back.

It had been an hour and a half since he'd arrived. He'd already stopped two attempted car jackings, one attempted robbery, broken up a bar fight and rescued seven kittens from various trees and unsteady fire escapes.

His purpose was obviously none of these, and the reactions he got from people left him with no illusions - No-one knew who he was here.

[[Got a problem for the Man of Tomorrow to solve? Are you a Damsel or... man.. damsel in distress? Is that pickle jar just not opening no matter what you try? Or do you just want to cjill with a dude who wears his undies on the outside of his tights? Then this thread is the answer to all your prayers.]]

[robot_ninja_haggleman]

LET'S CHILL, SUPERMAN. Well, if Haggleman feels like relaxing. Right now, he's still rather... antsy over not being at home. But right now! He's actually standing on top of a building.

And looking at you, hero. What's with your bright colours?

OPEN!

[evocable]

[Minako didn't even bat an eye when a big scary bear with a laser for an eye served her lunch. In fact, the bear was nice enough to give her an extra portion of dessert. Now that was what she liked best!

Feel free to bother the girl who is quickly demolishing her lunch tray at an astonishing rate.]

WELP

[busstopsign]

[Shinji, on the other hand, is looking at the meal like it was GIVEN TO HIM BY A LUNCH BEAR. He's suspicious that the food might just get up and start dancing...]

sweets shoppe

[sugarybitch]

[At this particular sweets shoppe, there was a bar. And at this bar, currently sipping on a milkshake and keeping her eyes peeled, was a curvy gothic lolita type. Was she batting her lashes at you. Depends. You got some money to spare?]

i had to

[star_punched]

[Chocolate cake. Chocolate cake. Ever since he mentioned this particular sweet shop to Doc, he was like. "Sounds good, mind if you swing me some slices of chocolate cake, Mac baby?"

Boy. Oh boy. Dudes can be sugar addicts too. Chocolate addicts. So Mac is here buying...like...two whole chocolate cakes for his heavy weight choco-addict of a boxing coach. Yes, he forked over a handful of dough for it too. Bakery goods are expensive after all. Mac caught Stocking at the corner of his eye, but he thought you weren't looking at him. Advance?]

A nearby cafe

[imbald]

Well, Dr. Phil didn't recognize the place. But no matter, he had been all over. And perhaps, just perhaps there was someone who needed his expert advice. After all, Dr. Phil's advice was sure to work on everyone.

Re: A nearby cafe

[obfuskate]

Oh, yes.

It should clearly be this guy, too.






Actually no he just came here for a blackberry tea screw you Dr. Phil he don't need your shit.

Do it anyway.

Re: A nearby cafe

[will_be_god]

As Cyrus walked down the street, he suddenly got the sensation that someone was watching him.

Watching and judging.

He looked around.

GODZILLA-SIZED KRAKEN ON THE LOOSE

[krakalaken]

The Kraken was truly a mammoth beast--too big for brawl dorm portals, and suddenly too big for the lake home it tried to reclaim the moment a stray super mushroom wandered into the wrong side of its gaping, toothy maw. Really, any side of its gaping, toothy maw was the wrong side to be on, but I digress. Now the slithering sea beast was out of its element.

And it was angry.

Angry when it picked up a faint odor of its demise--the one called Caim: Caim, Slayer of the Kraken.

The Kraken, formerly dead and hacked into many sushi bits, was now quite alive and larger than life itself. Memories of its last painful moments fueled its ire. It bellowed roars and flames while its tail smashed into buildings. It was going to find the Slayer and destroy him.

Even if it had to tear down this entire city with it.

Re: GODZILLA-SIZED KRAKEN ON THE LOOSE

[rotarytier]

Uh.

Wh



at.

Why does he recognize this thing?

He doesn't know why, but it seems a little, vaguely familiar. FREAKY AS SHIT IN ANY REGARD, THOUGH.

"What the hell."

... Time to get the 'copter. Some minutes later, there were now missions being fired left and right at the Kraken, because damn. He dealt with giant robots. Now he has to deal with giant lochness monster-type things, too?

... Okay, no, he's seen the elusive Missi before, but she was completely harmless.

[backflipseverywhere]

GOROH WALKED INTO A BAR.

[runs_you_over]

FALCON... PAAAUNCH!!!