It's a streaker! It's an escapee from a freaky humane circus with all the acrobats in skintight bodysuits!

No, it's a SUPERHERO! It's Freakazoid to be precise, and he'll be everywhere that anyone happens to be a hero!

Or just eating at the local diner. Or playing with any assorted giant monsters around the world. Or really doing anything silly. As long as it's silly.