mansionstaff: (City Hand)
Smash Rising Mods ([personal profile] mansionstaff) wrote in [community profile] smash_logs2012-04-20 04:27 pm

[OPEN] 4th Wall weekend - FDC

Who: YOU AND ME IT'S OUR DESTINY!
What: 4th Wall Weekend shenanigans
Where: In the general vicinity of Final Destination City WHEREVER YOU WANT
When: April 27th-29th
Warnings: Depending on who shows up, there could be many terrible things.
Event Info Post: here

So a temporal problem in the space-time continuum has brought you here for a few days. No big, you might as well enjoy the place and all its crazy sights and sounds while you're here, you know? It isn't every day that you're completely conscious for this sort of thing, and...deep down...this does look like a pretty fun place to hang around.

Time to make the most of it!

Within walking distance of Smash Academy is Final Destination City and here you can find just about anything your imagination can come up with. A bigger and more advanced hospital & Pokemon Center, grocery stores, restaurants, coffee shops, ice-cream parlors, arcades, Delfino Mall, clothing stores, book stores, apartment complexes, homes, bars, pubs--you name it, it's probably here. FDC's legal drinking age is 19 but uh...a few bars don't really check. You might want to head off to Ganondorf Dragmire's Pub for that sort of thing, he's cool with that.

There is also locally a junkyard formally guarded by a Towtow (now presumed dead), and a rocky beach not really ideal for sunbathing but great for brooding and making out at. (If you do end up making out, be careful...it's quite an open area)

Beyond that? Hey if you wanna visit the world, Smash Academy and FDC is located on a strange, fictional and hodgepodge version of Planet Earth, where all other areas of the Video Game universes are ONE. Have you ever wanted to see Ganondorf visit Hocotate? Or Kirby and Yoshi hang out on Popstar? Mario in Alaska? Here, you totally can.

Or, you know, you can chill out in the student dorms and get free meals served by a giant bear with a laser for an eye.

Regardless of what you end up doing? This place is certain to be interesting in more ways than one....

[[OOC: THE NITTY GRITTY AND RULES:
- OPEN LOG AVAILABLE TO EVERYONE.
- Please start your threads with where your character is, so others can come in.
- If you are going to have makeouts / battles / anything kinda sketchy, PLEASE MARK IT SO ACCORDINGLY as you tag to warn the others.
- Mark your threads OPEN and CLOSED depending on your plans.
- If your character knows others (a 4th wall breakage) make sure that the other person is okay with it before going "Hey I played your game", etc. we're trusting you guys to communicate with each other for such things.
- ENJOY, AND HAVE FUN! ]]
imbald: (Hmmmmm)

[personal profile] imbald 2012-04-26 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Oh. A fursuiter. Well. Dr. Phil didn't want to judge, but it was hard to lead an effective life if one insisted on walking around in a fursuit all the time.

"Well you see, you're not gonna get any job interviews if you go around looking like that."
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴇ sᴏɴɪᴄ. (✘ so exasperating.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-04-26 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
... Oh. He still wasn't getting his point.

Shadow gave him a nasty, 'goddamn you are so stupid' glare, one that told him to actually gain a good few hundred IQ points before he even considered assuming anything about him.

"This. Is not. A costume. Are you really that unwilling to grasp reality?" He asked coldly, fingers tapping the table lightly. Where is his tea...?
imbald: (SRS BISNIS)

[personal profile] imbald 2012-04-26 02:15 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man. This guy really believed he was the character he was masquerading as, didn't he? That was really sad.

"No, that is a costume," he corrected, "And you're just gonna have to face reality that you're just wearing a fursuit. I know it can be fun to sink off into your fantasy world, but sometimes it can get a little excessive and we lose sight of what's important."
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ arrogance.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-04-26 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
... Geez, seriously.

Fine, okay, he'd appease the guy. He hated not being taken seriously. He was the Ultimate Lifeform, the one hedgehog to be feared by all, and yet he was being treated like a human in a suit?!

Shadow walked up to him and held out his arm.

"A 'fursuit' would not be this authentic. Feel it if you must, and don't be so moronic, human."
imbald: (Shrug)

[personal profile] imbald 2012-04-26 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
"Well, if you say so," he said, shrugging. So, Dr. Phil did lightly touch the fur on the creature's arm. It did indeed feel very real.

"Wow, I must say... You're really invested in this costume of yours!"

Sorry, Shadow. Dr. Phil wasn't going to get it.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✗ face ; goto palm.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-04-26 02:38 am (UTC)(link)
"It isn't-..."

Shadow cut himself off and snatched his hand away, giving him a look of utter disgust and scorn.

"Hmph. I have no need to convince you. It is clear that you are just a waste of my time."
imbald: (MAH BOI)

[personal profile] imbald 2012-04-26 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
"Now hold on there," Dr. Phil said, "I'm just trying to help you, you know. It wouldn't do any good to walk away from a free source of help."

Dr. Phil was under the impression that his advice was the best advice EVER. And anyone who turned it away clearly didn't want to face their issues. This poor guy here clearly wanted to go off into his own world of fursuits and costumes and not face his true problems.
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴏғғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴀʀᴛ. (✘ back off or else.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-04-26 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Your 'help' is useless to me. You," he gave Phil a gesture, "are too oblivious to accept facts."

So basically, a waste of Shadow's time. SORRY BRO HE DON'T NEED YO' HELP.
imbald: (I want YOU)

[personal profile] imbald 2012-04-27 12:51 am (UTC)(link)
Too oblivious? Well, Dr. Phil had heard worse. At least the guy wasn't making fun of his bald head or something.

"Well the choice is yours, but don't say I didn't warn ya."
obfuskate: sᴏᴜʀᴄᴇ: ᴀʀᴄʜɪᴇ sᴏɴɪᴄ. (✘ fuck you marine.)

[personal profile] obfuskate 2012-04-27 01:02 am (UTC)(link)
"Enough wasting my time."

Shadow turned away and headed for the counter. YEP. DONE WITH THIS GUY. TIME TO GET HIS FUCKING TEA.