herei come snep run over your pokmens

[enduringhart]

Who: Kieran, Captain Falcon, the medbay squad, and YOU
What: Some idiot deer gets hit by a car and proceeds to moron it up all over the joint.
Where: Directly outside the school, then in the infirmary, then EVERYWHERE
When: Thursday, March 8
Warnings: Deer Xing


What was this place?

Kieran had never before left the comforting embrace of the forest. To see the trees entirely absent, replaced by these strange, perfectly rectangular... caves? It was... disquieting. The paths were full of those peculiar two-legged creatures, casting him odd stares and jostling against him as they hurried to wherever their destination was. It was so different from the forest in every single way... a part of Kieran couldn't help but wonder if someone he had wandered right out of the mortal realm entirely. It was starting to make him nervous; he felt oddly exposed without the cover of the trees all around him.


He... he needed to get out of here. Wherever this was, he wasn't ready for it. He pushed his way out of the crowded sidewalk, bounded out into the road. His hooves scrabbled for purchase on the oddly smooth surface, but if there was one thing Kieran could do, it was run.


[OOC: I am setting aside a thread for WHUMP, CARFACE and also one for the infirmary. For the rest of the log, Kieran will be exploring this wondrous magical place called the school. Feel free to post your character anywhere -- cafeteria, dorms, in the shower -- and Kieran will just... butt on in to say hello.]

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[enduringheart]

[NUOHMYGOD. Water spirit. From the dawn of the earth. Named Kyogre. Kieran kinda smacks himself flat against the desk, then realizes that is the Worst Bow Ever, and... just... comes around so he can properly go down on his knees. This is most definitely not awkward at all, Kieran, way to go.]

You mean all this time I've been speaking to the Rain-Bringer himself? How incredibly dense! I should have known the realm of the gods would house beings like you!

[oceanshaper]

[Oh my god that really was... a display. He blinks at Kieran smashes his face into his desk, and brings a hand up to his face at the boy skitters around to bow.]

Ahh, the Rain-Bringer? That's pretty groovy, didn't know people were still calling me that. Come on, you can stand, you're gonna make me blush.

[He leans down a little bit more to the deer's level.]

Hmm, you must be a Pokemon then, right?

[enduringheart]

[THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING THING. The gods are so unbelievably modest this is so inspiring. He gets up falteringly, half because oh my gossshhh standing in a god's presence is this really okay?? and half because balance is really hard when you're new to being a biped.]

Absolutely! I'm only a humble Sawsbuck, nothing so great as a being like you. Wow, but you look nothing like I expected the Rain-Bringer to! I thought you would be positively massive.

[oceanshaper]

[Shrugga shrug.]

I'm much bigger in my natural form, but even then I'm kind of small compared to some of my extended family.

Speaking of...

[He's gonna reach out and touch you. On the shoulder.]

Tell me, Sawsbuck Kieran, where did you come here from?

[enduringheart]

[OH GOSH GODTOUCHES. He is pretty sure that this makes him a saint or something.]

From the mortal realm. More specifically, I'm a child of the forest. I saw a spirit that had some kind of power over a fellow Pokemon, and I followed him to this world.

[oceanshaper]

[Yeah just gonna... ignore that he thinks this is a different world. It'll be like Santa Claus. How does Kyogre know who Santa is]

Oh, you saw a trainer. I see.

[enduringheart]

A trainer? Is that what these two-legged forms are called?

[oceanshaper]

Yeah, they're humans. Some humans train Pokemon. You should be careful, there are a bunch of them around here, too.

[enduringheart]

Oh! Yes, of course, I'll be very careful of getting... trained?

[Blaaaank stare. This is not a concept he is entirely familiar with.]

But... what is that, exactly?