smash_logs | herei come snep run over your pokmens

Who: Kieran, Captain Falcon, the medbay squad, and YOU
What: Some idiot deer gets hit by a car and proceeds to moron it up all over the joint.
Where: Directly outside the school, then in the infirmary, then EVERYWHERE
When: Thursday, March 8
Warnings: Deer Xing

What was this place?

Kieran had never before left the comforting embrace of the forest. To see the trees entirely absent, replaced by these strange, perfectly rectangular... caves? It was... disquieting. The paths were full of those peculiar two-legged creatures, casting him odd stares and jostling against him as they hurried to wherever their destination was. It was so different from the forest in every single way... a part of Kieran couldn't help but wonder if someone he had wandered right out of the mortal realm entirely. It was starting to make him nervous; he felt oddly exposed without the cover of the trees all around him.

He... he needed to get out of here. Wherever this was, he wasn't ready for it. He pushed his way out of the crowded sidewalk, bounded out into the road. His hooves scrabbled for purchase on the oddly smooth surface, but if there was one thing Kieran could do, it was run.

[OOC: I am setting aside a thread for WHUMP, CARFACE and also one for the infirmary. For the rest of the log, Kieran will be exploring this wondrous magical place called the school. Feel free to post your character anywhere -- cafeteria, dorms, in the shower -- and Kieran will just... butt on in to say hello.]

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[Oh gosh Sawsbucks you were just. Precious.

Celebi opened her eyes very wide as if Kieran had just revealed to her one of the secrets of the universe.]

Realm of the gods? Why do you say that?

[Oh boy, story time! Kieran looks super duper amped, which is to say he kinda smiles pleasantly.]

I saw a spirit in the forest, and followed it to the end of the world. [The forest is totally the entire world, okay.] I was very afraid, but I decided to go into its strange world! I think I angered the gods by treading on their home, because the world's guardian came and struck me down like a lightning bolt. I thought for sure that was the end, but the healer god had mercy on me and brought me back to life!

Now the gods have shared some of their secrets with me, and I can use their shapeshifting magic.

[He holds up a hand. LOOK. FINGERS. Aren't they just the weirdest thing??]

I might look just like you, but I'm positive you've noticed: I'm not really a spirit! I'm just a child of the forest.

[Celebi is rather delighted with this story, minus the bit about getting hit by something or another. She's getting the feeling that she will rather enjoy more stories of his, and will have to make the point to seek him out in the future after this encounter.]

That is quite the adventure.

[She marveled appropriately at his fingers and then smiled sweetly at him.]

I did notice! It was hard not to miss one of my friends. I'm from the forest too you know~

Isn't it? My year alone has only just begun, and already I'll have wonderful news for the herd.

[Oh, but this one is a grass-type too! How surprising! Let's see... Meganium? No, her smell isn't floral, and it lacks the fruitiness that a Tropius might have. Too green to be a Tangela, not honeylike enough for a Victreebel... gosh, he's stumped!]

I knew there was a reason you smelled so comforting. I guess this means I'm being rude! You call me a friend, but I can't even guess what you are. I'm a Sawsbuck, friend, but what creature are you really?

Hee hee, I am sure you will have far much more to tell them when the time comes.

[Celebi circled around in front of him so that he could get the whole giggling picture.]

Dear, dear, little deer, I think you could figure it out!

[This is a big mystery! Kieran studies her thoughtfully for a while, then hazards another sniff or two.]

Whatever you are, I think you're probably a very powerful one! A healer or guardian, maybe? Your scent is too soft to be a poison-type's, so you must be gentle too. Am I right so far?

[She playfully sniffed right back at him.]

You are incredibly correct so far! Keep going, I'll give you a few chances.

Can I ask if you're a species that evolves, or is that cheating? You're stumping me very much! I'm unsure how a fellow child of the forest can be so familiar and so unrecognizable at the same time.

[All of her giggles, Kieran. All of them.]

You can ask that! I would say that I wasn't one!

[And then she held up her hand and whispered loudly beside it in the fashion of the world's worst secret.] Maybe you should consider the ones you wouldn't expect!

[Grass-types that don't evolve are a pretty scarce breed; Tropiuses are the only example he's ever met, and he's already ruled that option out.]

Ones I wouldn't expect...?

[Well, that is also confusing! It must be something that can be foud within the forest, if she knows all about it, but it's hard to think that his herd's knowledge of their forest could be so lacking that it would overlook a whole species!]

Are you maybe a kind that my herd has never known?

Mmm... not quite! Perhaps it is better to say that i am a kind your herd has not known for quite a while.

I'm afraid that doesn't help me very much! I've only been around my herd for seventeen years!

[BABY.]

I see! Well, I can promise that you know my name very well.

[UM EXCUSE ME CHECK OUT THOSE ANTLERS HE IS A MANLY MAN]

A healing forest child, who's not known, yet known at the same time...

[That may just have narrowed it down enough, Celebi. He perks right up.]

What's the most well-known name in all the herds? That's easy. But... that's presumptuous of me, isn't it? I...

I couldn't be speaking to the Beloved herself, could I?

[MANCHILD.

A manchild from the forest that was being rewarded for his guess with a little kiss on the nose from a hovering creature that had been a weird little girl just moments before this.]

Well, if that's what you'd like to call me!

[Pretend for a moment that Jesus or a unicorn or Beyonce (or all three) just descended from the sky to give you a smooch.

That is kind of what is going on for Kieran. He doesn't mean to be rude, Celebi, but all he can do is stand there in complete and total Deer In Headlights mode. THE BELOVED HERSELF IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM AND SHE GIVES THE MOST ADORABLE NOSESMOOCHIES. He thinks maybe he is going to faint.]

[Hee hee hee.

But wait. Oh.

Ohhh no, did she break him. She broke him. Oh deer. After a few moments of this staring, Celebi casually reached out and patted him on the cheeks.]

[There we go, that did it. Kieran can into actions once again. But, I mean, WHOA DUDE. CELEBI. BELOVED. Right here. He is just so overwhelmingly full of awe and adoration and excitement and so so much love. The club can't even handle him right now.

Things you probably shouldn't do when confronted with an incredibly sacred divine being, lesson one: how not to express your admiration. She was kind enough to bestow a nosesmooch, so Kieran plants a smooch of his own right between her antennae. It is probably the most awkward kiss because he is far more used to the "just mash your nose against stuff" strategy.]

I'm honored, Beloved!

[The little smooch absolutely thrills her. She is just entirely made out of giggles through out this entire venture. It is how divine beings roll.]

I'm honored that you're honored!

What a perfectly funny thing to say! I'm only a humble little child of the forest, Beloved. Isn't it justified for a Sawsbuck to be in awe of a creature who dances through seasons at will?

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